lisabug
@lisabug.bsky.social
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San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
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lisabug
@lisabug.bsky.social
· Oct 10
Not to brag or anything, but I got one of those ‘we’ll keep you in mind for future opportunities’ emails.
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need to get back in shape, haven’t been called “sport” since i was a kid
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
need to get back in shape, haven’t been called “sport” since i was a kid
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All hammered up on wassail
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
All hammered up on wassail
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guess I’ll still be posting since I’m not a billionaire again
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
guess I’ll still be posting since I’m not a billionaire again
“Merry Christmas, Sexy!” said the unknown number, a little after midnight.
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“Merry Christmas, Sexy!” said the unknown number, a little after midnight.
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another year without getting my dream present: a trap door for solicitors
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
another year without getting my dream present: a trap door for solicitors
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Me: [gets a hippopotamus for Christmas]
My cat (staring at his litter box): wtaf
My cat (staring at his litter box): wtaf
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me: [gets a hippopotamus for Christmas]
My cat (staring at his litter box): wtaf
My cat (staring at his litter box): wtaf
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The average person eats 25 marshmallows in their sleep per hour
the average person eats 8 southwestern egg rolls in their sleep per day
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The average person eats 25 marshmallows in their sleep per hour
The average person eats 50 secrets in their sleep per minute
The average person eats 25 marshmallows in their sleep per hour
the average person eats 8 southwestern egg rolls in their sleep per day
December 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The average person eats 50 secrets in their sleep per minute
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sorry for the foul language. im a parent so saying "what the fuck" is really just second nature at this point
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
sorry for the foul language. im a parent so saying "what the fuck" is really just second nature at this point
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a wise man once said: her me out
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
a wise man once said: her me out
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one of those hugs might fix me
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
one of those hugs might fix me
Seems like low-hanging fruit that there isn’t a candle company called “John Wick.”
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Seems like low-hanging fruit that there isn’t a candle company called “John Wick.”
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bad news. it’s actually pretty nice having clothes put away instead of in a pile
September 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
bad news. it’s actually pretty nice having clothes put away instead of in a pile
Someone shrieked an office chair was killing them. There wasn’t even a sign of a struggle when I peeked over my cubicle.
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Someone shrieked an office chair was killing them. There wasn’t even a sign of a struggle when I peeked over my cubicle.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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Therapist: I think we’re having a break-through.
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Therapist: I think we’re having a break-through.
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah
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you lost me at figgy but brought me right back with pudding
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
you lost me at figgy but brought me right back with pudding
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As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
Happy “Unsubscribe” to Black Friday deal emails, to all who celebrate!
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Happy “Unsubscribe” to Black Friday deal emails, to all who celebrate!
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my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
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that’s nice, seafood is expensive
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
that’s nice, seafood is expensive
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My party trick is not showing up
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My party trick is not showing up
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You can use your thanksgiving leftovers as pizza toppings and literally no one can stop you
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You can use your thanksgiving leftovers as pizza toppings and literally no one can stop you
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time to go plant the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
time to go plant the turkey
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unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet