leeroystarr
@leeroystarr.bsky.social
Facetious Prick
* only ever joking, calm down dear.
I AM the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as...But don't believe all you read.
DDHA + Dyslexic
FO 2 OF
usb-c
3 pin plugs are Elite.
*may contain bullshit
* only ever joking, calm down dear.
I AM the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as...But don't believe all you read.
DDHA + Dyslexic
FO 2 OF
usb-c
3 pin plugs are Elite.
*may contain bullshit
Pinned
leeroystarr
@leeroystarr.bsky.social
· Apr 19
peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
ALT: peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
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I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜
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OnlyFans but it’s just me yelling at the TV during hockey games.
OnlyFans but it’s just me tapping my belly button because it makes a cool noise. Seriously try it
OnlyFans but it’s just me peeling potatoes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me yelling at the TV during hockey games.
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What if I stay under the warm blankets?
Yes, this is best.
Yes, this is best.
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
What if I stay under the warm blankets?
Yes, this is best.
Yes, this is best.
You know your in trouble when yah penknife is referred to as exhibit A..
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You know your in trouble when yah penknife is referred to as exhibit A..
#IfIWereToStart a full sentence I'd be excepting bribes from Russia.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
#IfIWereToStart a full sentence I'd be excepting bribes from Russia.
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TOPTIP: Icicles make ideal bayonets for water pistols.
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
TOPTIP: Icicles make ideal bayonets for water pistols.
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November 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
#ASongOrMovieForARideOfAllKinds Joe Le Taxi (no effort)
a man is getting out of a taxi in front of a sign that says permission
ALT: a man is getting out of a taxi in front of a sign that says permission
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November 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
#ASongOrMovieForARideOfAllKinds Joe Le Taxi (no effort)
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
#IWontBeTakenFor granted today as I found a replacement..
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
#IWontBeTakenFor granted today as I found a replacement..
Good moaning Bsky..This weekend will be mostly spent in the shed working on a project, the project this weekend is to avoid all household chores I got away with avoiding last week and the week prior..
a man standing in front of a pile of tires with the words this week in yellow letters
ALT: a man standing in front of a pile of tires with the words this week in yellow letters
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Good moaning Bsky..This weekend will be mostly spent in the shed working on a project, the project this weekend is to avoid all household chores I got away with avoiding last week and the week prior..
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Me as a Bluesky therapist: why not set an achievable goal like cutting trauma dumps down to 300 characters
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist: why not set an achievable goal like cutting trauma dumps down to 300 characters
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Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
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#IfSomethingIsTrueOrFalse It's neither here nor there, she's got you coming and going, you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't because you can't with 'em and you can't live without 'em.
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
#IfSomethingIsTrueOrFalse It's neither here nor there, she's got you coming and going, you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't because you can't with 'em and you can't live without 'em.
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#IfSomethingIsTrueOrFalse the answer is still the same.
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
#IfSomethingIsTrueOrFalse the answer is still the same.
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#IfSomethingIsTrueOrFalse I’ll find out.
a man with a scarf around his neck and the words welcome to sudden death
ALT: a man with a scarf around his neck and the words welcome to sudden death
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
#IfSomethingIsTrueOrFalse I’ll find out.
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
#IfSomethingIsTrueOrFalse I'll still argue the toss about it..
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
#IfSomethingIsTrueOrFalse I'll still argue the toss about it..
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OnlyFans but it's just me tending the firebox of my smoker.
OnlyFans but it’s just me touching the thermostat when you said to not to.
OnlyFans but it’s just me tapping my belly button because it makes a cool noise. Seriously try it
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
OnlyFans but it's just me tending the firebox of my smoker.
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Drop something black and white
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Drop something black and white
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Drop something black & white 🖤🤍
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Drop something black & white 🖤🤍