Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊
@hawaiijeno.bsky.social
Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still can’t fold a fitted sheet
Pinned
I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.
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to the shows out there showing boobs but not dicks, i say show the dicks! you don't gotta be weird about it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
to the shows out there showing boobs but not dicks, i say show the dicks! you don't gotta be weird about it.
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Thank you to all who ordered today! Etsy & Neatoshop will have sales going on thru tomorrow, so be sure to check out the deals & snag you a shirt, sun catcher, or pin!
Neatoshop also offers my designs on bags & hoodies, too! Just select the option from the headers next to the product image:
#BSNM
Neatoshop also offers my designs on bags & hoodies, too! Just select the option from the headers next to the product image:
#BSNM
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Thank you to all who ordered today! Etsy & Neatoshop will have sales going on thru tomorrow, so be sure to check out the deals & snag you a shirt, sun catcher, or pin!
Neatoshop also offers my designs on bags & hoodies, too! Just select the option from the headers next to the product image:
#BSNM
Neatoshop also offers my designs on bags & hoodies, too! Just select the option from the headers next to the product image:
#BSNM
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My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
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Happy 36th anniversary to "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" which premiered in theaters today in 1989.
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Happy 36th anniversary to "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" which premiered in theaters today in 1989.
Unpopular opinion to lose followers:
Wall to wall carpeting is gross, even if you don’t wear shoes inside.
Wall to wall carpeting is gross, even if you don’t wear shoes inside.
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Unpopular opinion to lose followers:
Wall to wall carpeting is gross, even if you don’t wear shoes inside.
Wall to wall carpeting is gross, even if you don’t wear shoes inside.
Yay! I remembered to re-stock my lunch cabinet but I forgot to bring back my bowl. Now I have all soups and ramen to look at but not eat.
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yay! I remembered to re-stock my lunch cabinet but I forgot to bring back my bowl. Now I have all soups and ramen to look at but not eat.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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Wildlife tracking! I'm reposting things I made this past year. If you look closely at the deer tracks you'll see I added the hint that they're double registering (hind foot is stepping into the same spot as front foot).
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Wildlife tracking! I'm reposting things I made this past year. If you look closely at the deer tracks you'll see I added the hint that they're double registering (hind foot is stepping into the same spot as front foot).
Fuuuck! It’s Monday.
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Fuuuck! It’s Monday.
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"good at melting cheese on things" counts as being a good cook
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"good at melting cheese on things" counts as being a good cook
Brb. Eating brown butter caramel cookie crunch cake.
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Brb. Eating brown butter caramel cookie crunch cake.
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Not going is the new leaving early.
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Not going is the new leaving early.
I feel personally attacked by the LL Bean Christmas advert that contains “old timey” vhs footage from 1992.
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I feel personally attacked by the LL Bean Christmas advert that contains “old timey” vhs footage from 1992.
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Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
Just think, today’s headache is JUST STARTING!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just think, today’s headache is JUST STARTING!!!!
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My favorite bullfrog photo I've ever taken. The sun hit the water in a magical way.
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My favorite bullfrog photo I've ever taken. The sun hit the water in a magical way.
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A wild misunderstanding of what diatribe meant is why that group of men are blue and silent
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A wild misunderstanding of what diatribe meant is why that group of men are blue and silent
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I reserve the right to be interested in anything that interests me
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I reserve the right to be interested in anything that interests me
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T or A, bro, her molasses cookies
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
T or A, bro, her molasses cookies
Ooops. Just laid back down and slept another hour.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ooops. Just laid back down and slept another hour.
I can tell y’all spent time with family because politics are seeping into my skyline despite my formidable term block list.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I can tell y’all spent time with family because politics are seeping into my skyline despite my formidable term block list.
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Great weird duck day! Thank you northern shoveler for flying exactly where I had hoped you would. 🪶
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Great weird duck day! Thank you northern shoveler for flying exactly where I had hoped you would. 🪶