Wilde Thingy
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Wilde Thingy
@wildethingy.bsky.social
· Nov 30
Not going is the new leaving early.
Wave your hands in the air like you just don't understand the concept of having genuine empathy for anyone else.
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Wave your hands in the air like you just don't understand the concept of having genuine empathy for anyone else.
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My look today was isolated wind gust
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 AM
My look today was isolated wind gust
Today's to-do list:
☑️ Do nothing
☑️ Do nothing
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Today's to-do list:
☑️ Do nothing
☑️ Do nothing
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Picture me naked! Wrong! There are more police
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Picture me naked! Wrong! There are more police
Movie Idea: Santa Claus is forced to get a job in the city where his colleagues help him to realise the true meaning of capitalism.
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Movie Idea: Santa Claus is forced to get a job in the city where his colleagues help him to realise the true meaning of capitalism.
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Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.
December 20, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.
Reasons to be cheerful: You really have no reason to be sober again in 2025.
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Reasons to be cheerful: You really have no reason to be sober again in 2025.
How I wish today's music was as good as the songs I hated as a kid.
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How I wish today's music was as good as the songs I hated as a kid.
Drinking too much wine always makes me get all romantic and confess my undying love for more wine.
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Drinking too much wine always makes me get all romantic and confess my undying love for more wine.
Always dance like free will isn't an illusion.
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Always dance like free will isn't an illusion.
I only eat dolphin safe sausages.
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I only eat dolphin safe sausages.
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
For people who call it Xmas, do you also refer to our Lord and Saviour as Jesus X?
Because that would be cool.
Because that would be cool.
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
For people who call it Xmas, do you also refer to our Lord and Saviour as Jesus X?
Because that would be cool.
Because that would be cool.
Her: There's definitely something fishy about you.
Me *who is actually a dolphin in disguise* There fucking isn't.
Me *who is actually a dolphin in disguise* There fucking isn't.
December 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Her: There's definitely something fishy about you.
Me *who is actually a dolphin in disguise* There fucking isn't.
Me *who is actually a dolphin in disguise* There fucking isn't.
Christmas is just a plot by Big Everything to sell you everything.
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Christmas is just a plot by Big Everything to sell you everything.
I'd be a perfect model for a life drawing art class because my naked body looks exactly like a bowl of rotting fruit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'd be a perfect model for a life drawing art class because my naked body looks exactly like a bowl of rotting fruit.
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“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
Doctor: You've got what we call synesthesia.
Me: Wow, that sounds sweet.
Me: Wow, that sounds sweet.
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Doctor: You've got what we call synesthesia.
Me: Wow, that sounds sweet.
Me: Wow, that sounds sweet.
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Pizza is like porn. Neither should involve pineapple.
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pizza is like porn. Neither should involve pineapple.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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I dated a girl in college who claimed to be a witch but it turned out she was just really into Kate Bush
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I dated a girl in college who claimed to be a witch but it turned out she was just really into Kate Bush
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moms are just upside down wows
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
moms are just upside down wows
Trying to stay sane in this mad world will drive you insane.
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Trying to stay sane in this mad world will drive you insane.