Wilde Thingy
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Wilde Thingy
@wildethingy.bsky.social
· Apr 18
You're all wheel and no hamster.
It's well known that pigs can't look up.
But what if there's a direction us humans can't look in? Maybe there's a whole world just off to one side that we'll never know about. That would certainly explain where my tuppwear lids are.
But what if there's a direction us humans can't look in? Maybe there's a whole world just off to one side that we'll never know about. That would certainly explain where my tuppwear lids are.
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's well known that pigs can't look up.
But what if there's a direction us humans can't look in? Maybe there's a whole world just off to one side that we'll never know about. That would certainly explain where my tuppwear lids are.
But what if there's a direction us humans can't look in? Maybe there's a whole world just off to one side that we'll never know about. That would certainly explain where my tuppwear lids are.
Anyone who's watched enough Star Trek knows the best way to defeat the machines is via an unsolvable riddle.
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Anyone who's watched enough Star Trek knows the best way to defeat the machines is via an unsolvable riddle.
Ever feel like you've been lied to your whole life? *glares angrily at the so-called Equatorial Guinea*
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ever feel like you've been lied to your whole life? *glares angrily at the so-called Equatorial Guinea*
Look, if any of these powerful billionaires had committed any actual crimes I think the police would have arrested them by now. We all should all just respect the process. In the meantime, go back to your hovels and pray for enlightenment.
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Look, if any of these powerful billionaires had committed any actual crimes I think the police would have arrested them by now. We all should all just respect the process. In the meantime, go back to your hovels and pray for enlightenment.
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Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
Taxing billionaires isn't the answer to everything.
But it's a bloody good start.
But it's a bloody good start.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Taxing billionaires isn't the answer to everything.
But it's a bloody good start.
But it's a bloody good start.
One of the reasons the Byzantine Empire is so often overlooked in history is it's lack of cultural legacy into the modern age.
In that way it is very similar to the 1980s movie series, Police Academy.
In that way it is very similar to the 1980s movie series, Police Academy.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
One of the reasons the Byzantine Empire is so often overlooked in history is it's lack of cultural legacy into the modern age.
In that way it is very similar to the 1980s movie series, Police Academy.
In that way it is very similar to the 1980s movie series, Police Academy.
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the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
Floccinaucinihilipilificating is easier done than said.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Floccinaucinihilipilificating is easier done than said.
We're all going to be rich!
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
We're all going to be rich!
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The most valuable showbiz advice i ever received ŵas "Never split up with Lily Allen."
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The most valuable showbiz advice i ever received ŵas "Never split up with Lily Allen."
If only I'd known how big a market it was going to become, I'd have invested heavily in shysters peddling hyperbolic bullshit.
November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If only I'd known how big a market it was going to become, I'd have invested heavily in shysters peddling hyperbolic bullshit.
This reality is far too real for my liking
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This reality is far too real for my liking
Pizza is like porn. Neither should involve pineapple.
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pizza is like porn. Neither should involve pineapple.
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You can't satisfy me in bed,
you're not 7 pillows.
you're not 7 pillows.
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You can't satisfy me in bed,
you're not 7 pillows.
you're not 7 pillows.
Magician: wanna see some magic?
Kid: Yeh!
Magician: *pulls free will out of a hat*
Kid: That's not magic. It's just an illusion.
Kid: Yeh!
Magician: *pulls free will out of a hat*
Kid: That's not magic. It's just an illusion.
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Magician: wanna see some magic?
Kid: Yeh!
Magician: *pulls free will out of a hat*
Kid: That's not magic. It's just an illusion.
Kid: Yeh!
Magician: *pulls free will out of a hat*
Kid: That's not magic. It's just an illusion.
Undermine capitalism by living the perfect consumerist lifestyle, but like ironically.
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Undermine capitalism by living the perfect consumerist lifestyle, but like ironically.
I would never oscillate. I'm just not a fan.
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I would never oscillate. I'm just not a fan.
Anybody know any good apps I could use to rot my brain into apathetic numbness?
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Anybody know any good apps I could use to rot my brain into apathetic numbness?
I hid under the bed for so long I never realised I was the monster.
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I hid under the bed for so long I never realised I was the monster.
It's increasingly clear that capitalism is a plot by socialists to undermine capitalism.
October 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's increasingly clear that capitalism is a plot by socialists to undermine capitalism.
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Like the humble pigeon, I too can sometimes be found in the rafters at the supermarket
October 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Like the humble pigeon, I too can sometimes be found in the rafters at the supermarket
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My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
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I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.
October 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.
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You either die a hero or live long enough to see the bangers of your youth turn up in adverts for toilet cleaner or insurance or whatever
October 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
You either die a hero or live long enough to see the bangers of your youth turn up in adverts for toilet cleaner or insurance or whatever