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One Sinha Lifetime
'That night, I'd survived my life flashing before me, with my dignity intact.
Yes, this chaotic life has always been a gamble.
... But what a gamble.'
Paul Sinha is an award-winning comedian, a quiz...
www.penguin.co.uk
Thread. Things i have learnt since publishing a memoir.
1. Dont assume sales based on twitter followers if youre then going to leave the racist cesspit.
2. You're on your own.
3. Whatever you think the headline stories are, the tabloids will disagree.
www.penguin.co.uk/books/456343...
1. Dont assume sales based on twitter followers if youre then going to leave the racist cesspit.
2. You're on your own.
3. Whatever you think the headline stories are, the tabloids will disagree.
www.penguin.co.uk/books/456343...
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Pre Maduro Zack elation.
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Pre Maduro Zack elation.
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
Pre Maduro Zack elation.
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Pre Maduro Zack elation.
Something witty about global politics that will subliminally persuade you to take a chance on the memoir.
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Something witty about global politics that will subliminally persuade you to take a chance on the memoir.
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January 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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The two big new stories today are Luke Littler and Look Hitler.
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The two big new stories today are Luke Littler and Look Hitler.
Not all drugs are bad by the way. My Parkinson's medication is the reason why ive been assessed for dementia on fewer occasions than the President of the United States of America.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Not all drugs are bad by the way. My Parkinson's medication is the reason why ive been assessed for dementia on fewer occasions than the President of the United States of America.
I propose an amnesty for GB News journalists prepared to show self awareness.
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I propose an amnesty for GB News journalists prepared to show self awareness.
Remember in Love Actually, Hugh Grant's speech to the US president? Simpering, meek, almost apologetic in its Englishness. Right now we'd kill for a PM with that level of defiance.
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Remember in Love Actually, Hugh Grant's speech to the US president? Simpering, meek, almost apologetic in its Englishness. Right now we'd kill for a PM with that level of defiance.
In the interests of balance, I hope that the BBC also list the world leaders whom the USA haven't kidnapped.
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
In the interests of balance, I hope that the BBC also list the world leaders whom the USA haven't kidnapped.
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Amid everything with Venezuela & Maduro and the Trump Regime's various justifications for its extrajudicial & anti-constitutional actions, a quick reminder that - just one month ago - Trump PARDONED former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernández for his... wait for it... cocaine trafficking.
Breaking: President Trump pardons former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez serving 45-year sentence on drug charges.
Amid anti-drug push, Trump pardons leader sentenced on cocaine charges
Trump said Nov. 28 that he planned to pardon the former Honduran leader, and a White House official confirmed Dec. 2 that the pardon had been issued.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Amid everything with Venezuela & Maduro and the Trump Regime's various justifications for its extrajudicial & anti-constitutional actions, a quick reminder that - just one month ago - Trump PARDONED former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernández for his... wait for it... cocaine trafficking.
Lunacy? Oil? USA can do, Mr President. (7,6)
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Lunacy? Oil? USA can do, Mr President. (7,6)
Current betting for this year's FIFA peace prize...
2/1 favourite Boko Haram
3/1 the crowd at the darts booing Littler
5/1 The Lily Allen album
8/1 Adam Peaty's family
2/1 favourite Boko Haram
3/1 the crowd at the darts booing Littler
5/1 The Lily Allen album
8/1 Adam Peaty's family
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Current betting for this year's FIFA peace prize...
2/1 favourite Boko Haram
3/1 the crowd at the darts booing Littler
5/1 The Lily Allen album
8/1 Adam Peaty's family
2/1 favourite Boko Haram
3/1 the crowd at the darts booing Littler
5/1 The Lily Allen album
8/1 Adam Peaty's family
Farage's role as Ttump's very own Comical Ally might hopefully be placed under some scrutiny today.
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Farage's role as Ttump's very own Comical Ally might hopefully be placed under some scrutiny today.
Paul Sinha: 2 Sinha Lifetime | Queen's Hall Arts Centre
www.queenshall.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Saw Saipan yesterday. An intelligent football movie. The guy playing Keane exceptional. 8/10
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Saw Saipan yesterday. An intelligent football movie. The guy playing Keane exceptional. 8/10
Https://www.standupinthebasement.com/events/paul-sinha-matt-bragg-susan-murray-january-2nd-2026-comedy-night
Paul Sinha + Matt Bragg + Susan Murray | Stand Up in the Basement Comedy – January 2nd 2026
Live comedy in Southampton! Stand Up in the Basement brings you Colin Owens and guests... Paul Sinha + Matt Bragg +Susan Murray January 2nd 2026. Book your seats today.
www.standupinthebasement.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Https://www.standupinthebasement.com/events/paul-sinha-matt-bragg-susan-murray-january-2nd-2026-comedy-night
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My sincere year-end thought isn’t an original one, but its importance has been underscored to me repeatedly over the last 12 months: be free with telling the people you love that you love them, casually, and at every chance. Great love, small love, every type of love.
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My sincere year-end thought isn’t an original one, but its importance has been underscored to me repeatedly over the last 12 months: be free with telling the people you love that you love them, casually, and at every chance. Great love, small love, every type of love.
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🎶Why do bards suddenly appear,
Ev’ry time you are near?
Just like me
They long to be
Or not to be
Close to yooooooou🎶
Ev’ry time you are near?
Just like me
They long to be
Or not to be
Close to yooooooou🎶
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
🎶Why do bards suddenly appear,
Ev’ry time you are near?
Just like me
They long to be
Or not to be
Close to yooooooou🎶
Ev’ry time you are near?
Just like me
They long to be
Or not to be
Close to yooooooou🎶
I once met the Prime Minister's sister.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I once met the Prime Minister's sister.
One of the greqtest songs of the 1980s and certainly the most entertaining to be inspired by thiz guy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm...
December 31, 2025 at 7:21 AM
One of the greqtest songs of the 1980s and certainly the most entertaining to be inspired by thiz guy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm...
A curate's egg of a year that saw ths departure of friends and relatives, but saw my Dad survive ITU in Kolkata and Dubrovnik.
The highlights were a lads holiday in New York, meeting Terry Gilliam, and Aggers finding out just how much i can talk about India vs England.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
The highlights were a lads holiday in New York, meeting Terry Gilliam, and Aggers finding out just how much i can talk about India vs England.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Test Match Special Podcast - View from the Boundary – Paul Sinha - BBC Sounds
Comedian Paul Sinha from The Chase joins Jonathan Agnew for a view from the boundary.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
A curate's egg of a year that saw ths departure of friends and relatives, but saw my Dad survive ITU in Kolkata and Dubrovnik.
The highlights were a lads holiday in New York, meeting Terry Gilliam, and Aggers finding out just how much i can talk about India vs England.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
The highlights were a lads holiday in New York, meeting Terry Gilliam, and Aggers finding out just how much i can talk about India vs England.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
I was hoping for "Services to dressing up as a Christmas turkey to answer tv quiz questions" but it seems it's all about women winning at football and rugby union this year.
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I was hoping for "Services to dressing up as a Christmas turkey to answer tv quiz questions" but it seems it's all about women winning at football and rugby union this year.
Served the singer Paul King when working the tills Safeway Crystal Palace 1987.
My words... "Is this beetroot?"
My words... "Is this beetroot?"
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Served the singer Paul King when working the tills Safeway Crystal Palace 1987.
My words... "Is this beetroot?"
My words... "Is this beetroot?"