Toby 🇵🇸
@tobestewart.bsky.social
Somethng s mssng from your lfe
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Toby 🇵🇸
@tobestewart.bsky.social
· Nov 21
If this app doesn’t work I’m going back to ruining my life locally
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
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I'm done. Man wasn't supposed to live like this. Man used to paint mammoths onto cave walls. Now man has to attend meeting to explain why he keeps emailing pictures of mammoths to his colleagues. Because they look cool and you won't let me paint on the office walls you dipshits
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I'm done. Man wasn't supposed to live like this. Man used to paint mammoths onto cave walls. Now man has to attend meeting to explain why he keeps emailing pictures of mammoths to his colleagues. Because they look cool and you won't let me paint on the office walls you dipshits
How many upturned rakes are needed to fill a ballroom?
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
How many upturned rakes are needed to fill a ballroom?
We can learn a lot from literature. For instance, always check your cat isn’t in a hat
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
We can learn a lot from literature. For instance, always check your cat isn’t in a hat
I've never even heard of National Deodorant Day, and I can’t find any reference to it online, but I'd like to thank everyone for their gifts
January 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I've never even heard of National Deodorant Day, and I can’t find any reference to it online, but I'd like to thank everyone for their gifts
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wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
My education left me ill-prepared for a world devoid of cursive-writing and quoits
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
My education left me ill-prepared for a world devoid of cursive-writing and quoits
Got-up early to fit in all the futility
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Got-up early to fit in all the futility
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when is 4/20 this year ?
May 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
when is 4/20 this year ?
Sometimes I worry I’m a bad parent, but that’s just the fentanyl talking
January 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Sometimes I worry I’m a bad parent, but that’s just the fentanyl talking
Today, I will be hosting a book-sale, until the librarians notice
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Today, I will be hosting a book-sale, until the librarians notice
Hard to believe we still need international laws and conventions when the power of prayer is so well documented?
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Hard to believe we still need international laws and conventions when the power of prayer is so well documented?
WELL MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU SHOULDN’T DESCRIBE YOUR BABY AS “BOUNCY” THEN?
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
WELL MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU SHOULDN’T DESCRIBE YOUR BABY AS “BOUNCY” THEN?
I have a cartoon avi because I got sick of being mistaken for a boy-band
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I have a cartoon avi because I got sick of being mistaken for a boy-band
Just think how much more popular the Bible would be if Jesus was called Donald
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Just think how much more popular the Bible would be if Jesus was called Donald
I have all my notifications sent to the needy
January 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I have all my notifications sent to the needy
Nobody else on the bus can sing a rainbow
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Nobody else on the bus can sing a rainbow
This is that awkward second skeet of the year, when you’ve already used up all your good ideas on the first
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 AM
This is that awkward second skeet of the year, when you’ve already used up all your good ideas on the first
This is my first skeet of the year. Better make it a good one
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
This is my first skeet of the year. Better make it a good one
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furiously taking notes in morse code at a tap dance recital
January 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
furiously taking notes in morse code at a tap dance recital
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Walking into 2026 like
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Walking into 2026 like
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St Antonius led a group of followers in the 2nd C. After persecution, they made their way to Capri, where they endured hardship, including bandits & disease, before making safe haven on the south. This statue commemorates the moment when, on their epic journey, St Antonius stood in some dog shit.
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
St Antonius led a group of followers in the 2nd C. After persecution, they made their way to Capri, where they endured hardship, including bandits & disease, before making safe haven on the south. This statue commemorates the moment when, on their epic journey, St Antonius stood in some dog shit.
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If you need to call me. No.
December 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If you need to call me. No.
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I was gonna make one of them bucket lists, but it turns out I don't want to do anything, really.
December 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I was gonna make one of them bucket lists, but it turns out I don't want to do anything, really.
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My wife and her friends are watching Steel Magnolias, so I casually threw out a classic "...The way she just [clenches fist] steals all that frickin magnolia..." and let me tell you, the gap between online and offline people is probably the biggest cultural divide we face today.
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My wife and her friends are watching Steel Magnolias, so I casually threw out a classic "...The way she just [clenches fist] steals all that frickin magnolia..." and let me tell you, the gap between online and offline people is probably the biggest cultural divide we face today.