dirt squirrel
@dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
jewelry/art handle @bespooke.bsky.social
very bad person (quality wise)
aggressively monogamous
very bad person (quality wise)
aggressively monogamous
Pinned
it makes sense that I'm nonbinary. my mom is a woman and my dad is a man. I got a bit of both . it's simply genetics
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Heimlich never saw a penny for his maneuver. But he didn't do it for the money. He did it to hump people
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Heimlich never saw a penny for his maneuver. But he didn't do it for the money. He did it to hump people
I was obviously stressed out and shaky and full of adrenaline, and some of my young regulars noticed as I served them. they asked if I was okay, tipped me extra well, complimented me, and then spent like ten minutes shit talking the dude lol
the kids are alright
the kids are alright
thankfully, despite apparently being buddies with him, my boss had my back and allowed me to kick him the fuck out
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I was obviously stressed out and shaky and full of adrenaline, and some of my young regulars noticed as I served them. they asked if I was okay, tipped me extra well, complimented me, and then spent like ten minutes shit talking the dude lol
the kids are alright
the kids are alright
he showed up 🙃
ugh gotta work tonight. feeling slightly nervous that the dude we had the altercation with yesterday will show up at my job, even though I know that's irrational
on the bright side, if he does show up I'll get to promptly throw him the fuck out
on the bright side, if he does show up I'll get to promptly throw him the fuck out
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
he showed up 🙃
holy fuck work is boring
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
holy fuck work is boring
preparing for another shift in the booze mines
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
preparing for another shift in the booze mines
american politicians on either side are not "playing 4d chess." I sincerely doubt the vast majority even knows how to play 3d chess. they're just flipping the board and kicking all the pawns under the couch
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
american politicians on either side are not "playing 4d chess." I sincerely doubt the vast majority even knows how to play 3d chess. they're just flipping the board and kicking all the pawns under the couch
ugh gotta work tonight. feeling slightly nervous that the dude we had the altercation with yesterday will show up at my job, even though I know that's irrational
on the bright side, if he does show up I'll get to promptly throw him the fuck out
on the bright side, if he does show up I'll get to promptly throw him the fuck out
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ugh gotta work tonight. feeling slightly nervous that the dude we had the altercation with yesterday will show up at my job, even though I know that's irrational
on the bright side, if he does show up I'll get to promptly throw him the fuck out
on the bright side, if he does show up I'll get to promptly throw him the fuck out
american air traffic controllers have the opportunity to do something very petty and funny right now
let's see if they decide to ground every american flight over the thanksgiving holiday. it'd be a good comeback to "go back to work without pay you lazy fucks"
let's see if they decide to ground every american flight over the thanksgiving holiday. it'd be a good comeback to "go back to work without pay you lazy fucks"
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
american air traffic controllers have the opportunity to do something very petty and funny right now
let's see if they decide to ground every american flight over the thanksgiving holiday. it'd be a good comeback to "go back to work without pay you lazy fucks"
let's see if they decide to ground every american flight over the thanksgiving holiday. it'd be a good comeback to "go back to work without pay you lazy fucks"
got an update on my sick stray kitty!!
her infections have mostly gone away, she's eating and drinking and peeing and pooping normally!! she's been moved out of isolation, and once her sneezes abate and she gains a couple pounds she'll be ready for her spay appointment!!!!
her infections have mostly gone away, she's eating and drinking and peeing and pooping normally!! she's been moved out of isolation, and once her sneezes abate and she gains a couple pounds she'll be ready for her spay appointment!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
got an update on my sick stray kitty!!
her infections have mostly gone away, she's eating and drinking and peeing and pooping normally!! she's been moved out of isolation, and once her sneezes abate and she gains a couple pounds she'll be ready for her spay appointment!!!!
her infections have mostly gone away, she's eating and drinking and peeing and pooping normally!! she's been moved out of isolation, and once her sneezes abate and she gains a couple pounds she'll be ready for her spay appointment!!!!
I guess as soon as bf walked into the bar, this guy said "ready to say it to my face?" and bf responded "what, that you're a fascist fuckin cuck? do you expect me to stutter?"
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well, the little dipshit manlet who was talking shit about me to my bf on the internet finally made an appearance at the bowling alley last night and a confrontation was had
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I guess as soon as bf walked into the bar, this guy said "ready to say it to my face?" and bf responded "what, that you're a fascist fuckin cuck? do you expect me to stutter?"
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well, the little dipshit manlet who was talking shit about me to my bf on the internet finally made an appearance at the bowling alley last night and a confrontation was had
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
well, the little dipshit manlet who was talking shit about me to my bf on the internet finally made an appearance at the bowling alley last night and a confrontation was had
my cholesterol is fine why do you ask
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
my cholesterol is fine why do you ask
I wish I was allowed to get married. if I do, I lose my disability benefits. the govt assumes that disabled people who get married are then the property and responsibility of their spouse, and that we no longer need support if we get married. we do not have marriage equality in canada or the us
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I wish I was allowed to get married. if I do, I lose my disability benefits. the govt assumes that disabled people who get married are then the property and responsibility of their spouse, and that we no longer need support if we get married. we do not have marriage equality in canada or the us
my tips for harm reduction:
1.) only drop acid at or before noon. it lasts a long time
2.) do blow only while the sun is up so you can sleep at night
3.) don't bump up- if you're doing something like psychedelics or mdma or whatever, do one dose. when you start coming down, be done. don't take more
1.) only drop acid at or before noon. it lasts a long time
2.) do blow only while the sun is up so you can sleep at night
3.) don't bump up- if you're doing something like psychedelics or mdma or whatever, do one dose. when you start coming down, be done. don't take more
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my tips for harm reduction:
1.) only drop acid at or before noon. it lasts a long time
2.) do blow only while the sun is up so you can sleep at night
3.) don't bump up- if you're doing something like psychedelics or mdma or whatever, do one dose. when you start coming down, be done. don't take more
1.) only drop acid at or before noon. it lasts a long time
2.) do blow only while the sun is up so you can sleep at night
3.) don't bump up- if you're doing something like psychedelics or mdma or whatever, do one dose. when you start coming down, be done. don't take more
it snowed for the first time this year last night 🥹 I hate snow but the first snow of the year always makes me feel silly and happy
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
it snowed for the first time this year last night 🥹 I hate snow but the first snow of the year always makes me feel silly and happy
if you have a wet, hacking cough and feel like shit, you should consider not going to your local bar and coughing directly in your bartenders mouth like a sick toddler
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
if you have a wet, hacking cough and feel like shit, you should consider not going to your local bar and coughing directly in your bartenders mouth like a sick toddler
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Solidarity with everyone going through it right now.
You are not alone.
Official donation link for supporting Jamaica:
supportjamaica.gov.jm/donate
You are not alone.
Official donation link for supporting Jamaica:
supportjamaica.gov.jm/donate
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Solidarity with everyone going through it right now.
You are not alone.
Official donation link for supporting Jamaica:
supportjamaica.gov.jm/donate
You are not alone.
Official donation link for supporting Jamaica:
supportjamaica.gov.jm/donate
going to mexico in two weeks and I am FREAKING OUT. I do not have nearly as much saved as I'd hoped, I mostly just have to feed us for a few days and I can do that fairly cheaply but it's panic inducing going to a foreign country with a not very large amount of money
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
going to mexico in two weeks and I am FREAKING OUT. I do not have nearly as much saved as I'd hoped, I mostly just have to feed us for a few days and I can do that fairly cheaply but it's panic inducing going to a foreign country with a not very large amount of money
vaping! in the back stairwell at work
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
vaping! in the back stairwell at work
the united states loves making terrorists. they adore abusing marginalized people, ensuring that their progeny and every young person that watches their aunt or uncle or grandpa kidnapped and disappeared by ice or forced into detransition or just generally shit on by the govt will hate the us deeply
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
the united states loves making terrorists. they adore abusing marginalized people, ensuring that their progeny and every young person that watches their aunt or uncle or grandpa kidnapped and disappeared by ice or forced into detransition or just generally shit on by the govt will hate the us deeply
22 women all dressed like mrs roper just walked into my bar
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
22 women all dressed like mrs roper just walked into my bar
getting ready for work. gotta get sluttier for them saturday afternoon tips
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
getting ready for work. gotta get sluttier for them saturday afternoon tips
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Hi Bluesky 👋
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hi Bluesky 👋
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
so beyond grateful to start my new job today. I can't believe I've been promoted to Chief Alienation Officer at the Male Loneliness Epidemic Factory. I promise, with me at the helm we'll make more men lonely than ever before ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
so beyond grateful to start my new job today. I can't believe I've been promoted to Chief Alienation Officer at the Male Loneliness Epidemic Factory. I promise, with me at the helm we'll make more men lonely than ever before ❤️
posts you make when you're 5 minutes from splattering your brain all over the wall behind you
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
posts you make when you're 5 minutes from splattering your brain all over the wall behind you