Tim Verstynen
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Tim Verstynen
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Professor
Department Gadfly
Data Alchemist
Synthetic Psychologist
Zombie Apologist
“The enemy” - JD Vance

Opinions are my own. Not gonna let my employer take credit for them.
Pinned
I grew up a white kid in a bilingual, majority Hispanic state, in a pueblo region continuously occupied by indigenous peoples for over a thousand years, and in a city whose name is derived from an old Arabic phrase.

This is what America looks like.
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don't forget any middle aged person's biggest fantasy: incredible speed of recovery from bodily injuries without any leftover dysfunction or pain
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I do not advocate arson or property damage… but if when your grandchildren ask what you did to resist the rise of fascism in America you reply “I tried to burn down a potential concentration camp”, you’ll almost certainly have achieved legend status in your family lore.
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"

(sorry, you cant have February.)

Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 15, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick:

"With immigration, it really is notable: the extent to which they just are no longer just winking at white nationalist tropes, but openly deploying them—and then calling anybody who says anything the real bigots."

youtube.com/shorts/KgDn9...
Aaron Reichlin Melnick on government agencies weaponizing bigotry
YouTube video by Conversations with Bill Kristol
youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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wealth concentration is already 200% as bad at is was in 2020. think about that
The pace at which US wealth concentration is rising is simply staggering

The concentration of AI wealth into the hands of a few tech barons + plutocratic capture ==> unchartered territory
February 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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The reason these people have been attacking scholars and universities is that they stand in the way of the ahistorical bullshit they need to spew in order to construct white Christian nationalism
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.

www.state.gov/releases/off...
February 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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RFK Jr. has talked up the promise of infusing his department with AI for months—but the full extent of his AI push is just now becoming clear, Matteo Wong and Nicholas Florko write:
Drink Whole Milk, Eat Red Meat, and Use ChatGPT
What Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s “AI revolution” really looks like
bit.ly
February 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Measles is a bellwether. Because it’s the most contagious vaccine-preventable disease, when vaccination rates drop, it’s the first to start spreading.

Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.

Expect more.

This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.
Maryland health officials warn providers about an upsurge in mumps cases
Maryland health officials are warning about an uptick in cases of mumps.
www.thebanner.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
As someone who works at one of these verboten schools I can tell you that this only hurts the military and those veterans wishing to receive a world class education.

It’s a complete self-own simply to assuage a weak man’s delicate ego.
UPDATE: Hegseth has included VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY on a list of schools off limits for tuition assistance for military officers as part of his campaign against schools he describes as “biased” against the US military.🤔 www.cnn.com/2026/02/13/p...
February 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It’s a little on the nose that this is written by someone named Matthew White Ridley, 5th Viscount Ridley.
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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I’m pretty sure you all needed to see this video of a baby manatee with its mom.
February 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
They’re literally shaming people for eating real food.

“The peasants must eat only Twinkies and drink only soda!”
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I’ll just be here waiting for the Trump administration to go as vigorously against Fox News for its blatant antisemitism as it did against US universities.
Current state of things: One Fox News host casually declares that Epstein’s money comes from “Jewish billionaires” and a “Jewish banking family,” another responds that he was a “sex rabbi.” www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/jes...
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This is why I say that those who advertise their Christianity the loudest tend to be the least Christ like.
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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USAID money that saved people’s lives now reallocated to create a paid entourage for the guy who promised to put federal employees in trauma
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I kept thinking of the busy bee freak out from Best in Show when I read about the blanket incident.
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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wow. if i'm reading this right, people are using publicly available texts in order to profit off of stealing others' intellectual property. crazy
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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I'm revoking the scientific finding that gravity keeps us anchored to the earth. See you losers later; I'm going gliding
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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The repeal of the "endangerment finding" will make it harder for future administrations to regulate carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases under the Clean Air Act without a new law or amendment passed by Congress—with serious public health and climate consequences
What repealing the 'endangerment finding' means for public health
The EPA has scrapped a rule stating that climate change harms human health. Here’s what that could mean
www.scientificamerican.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Found one in the wild! Models of the language network in a published paper in a (presumably) predatory journal.

I think I'd be concerned if a patient had four anterior temporal lobes in their lert hemisphere, it might affect their conprehension

#NeuroSkyence
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Beautiful new paper out from the Peyrache lab. Shows an incredibly stable code for head direction.

Representational drift ain't a thang y'all...

#neuroscience 🧪
New paper alert! 🚨

We found that the brain's compass is remarkably stable at two scales

1️⃣ the system maintains its internal organization for weeks
2️⃣ It "remembers" its orientation for weeks, even after a single visit

This may be key to how the brain aligns its other maps.

Paper: rdcu.be/e3waP
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Fuck this
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
A shocking number of people from the infamous Harpers Letter are in the Epstein files.

www.theverge.com/tech/874721/...

archive link: archive.ph/FBaJK
How the men in the Epstein files defeated #MeToo
The emails show the “anti-woke” crusaders are afraid of accountability.
www.theverge.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM