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jessica jonestown
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Mae

transsexual disaster
🏳️‍⚧️she/her🤙

activities director for the revolution,
night time mascot for mcdonalds

"a distasteful, bombastic, half-wit"

the thrup:
@spacebitchual.bsky.social
@melibean.bsky.social

PNW
i'm 1000 years old
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quote posting this so i can make it my pinned

this thread is full of incredible advice from incredible trans fems

tysm everyone whose added their thoughts 💜💜💜💜
before i answer, i'm going to open the floor to my trans fem friends if they want to offer any advice as well, the more the merrier, these threads can be massively helpful

i got 10 little bits of thoughts below, feel free to add your own

xoxoxo
today's cool is tomorrow's cringe
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 AM
gonna start referring to "Lord of the Flies" as a Hunger Games prequel
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 AM
i need clothes so. badly. we were kicked out of our apartment around thanksgiving, and when we left we thought it was for a few days not for good

so we've been living out of two suitcases since november and im losing my fucking mind

I HAVENT HAD PANTS ALL WINTER

im so fucking tired
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
tis the season for wicked delights
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
im not used to "unc" being a sexual term because i'm old and everything is new and confusing and scary
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i miss when convenience stores all had magazine sections. and some even sold comics! looking at you 1990s cumbies in connecticut
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
months of the year and if they are names people sometimes have:

-January ❌
-February ❌
-March ❌
-April ✅
-May ✅
-June ✅
-July ❌
-August ✅
-September ❌
-October ❌
-November ❌
-December ❌
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Interested in a feminist icon of women's rights? Read about Laura X.

As a sidenote, Trump commuted the sentence of the criminal, David Gentile, who ran the Ponzi scheme that impoverished Laura, making it so he never had to pay back the 17,000 victims he bilked of $1.6 billion.
Laura X got spousal rape banned in California. At 85, she scrapes by in a Berkeley hotel room
She got spousal rape banned in California. Now 85, her fortune went to building a million-page women’s history archive — and to a Ponzi scheme.
www.berkeleyside.org
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
instagram works exactly like its supposed to as in goddamn i spent ten minutes on there and wow i fucking hate myself goddamn what a fucking hell hole
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
success to me will always be if i can afford to eat food i'm not allergic to
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
on the topic of "shit i wish i didnt put in my head", hey try not to read any of epstein's thoughts on trans fems

taken out of context its hardly the worst thing ever said about us, but with the context its just unsettling and upsetting and skincrawling
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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basically
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
my favorite kind of writing is stream of conscious writing so sometimes that happens in posts
the sound of tires running through puddles on a busy school street
February 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
the sound of tires running through puddles on a busy school street
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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even as a horny teen i didnt think a woman's measurements were sexy because its numbers and you're not gonna trick me into doing maths in order to get aroused
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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You know what's cool? Time theft.

Do you know what's REALLY cool? Time theft while listening to two transgender siblings talk about nothing and everything.
Gender Swap Podcast Episode 110 - A Backpack Full of Gutes
YouTube video by GenderSwapPodcast
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
i did five smoke rings in a row this morning but i didnt record it so you have no reason to believe me but i have no reason to lie so
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
which is to say i did my measurements last night 😬
even as a horny teen i didnt think a woman's measurements were sexy because its numbers and you're not gonna trick me into doing maths in order to get aroused
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
have a good day at school, sweetie. don't forget your lunch! and if you need a ride after Magic Card Club you can call or text me. good luck on your history test!
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
even as a horny teen i didnt think a woman's measurements were sexy because its numbers and you're not gonna trick me into doing maths in order to get aroused
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
oh yeah eight hours later i'm back on my shit
i'll get back to posting incredible takes dontevenworryaboutit
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
if someone says theyre mad because they cant understand bad bunnys lyrics that person is a fucking racist just stop talking to them

this isnt an argument you should try to win. its like in the 90s when boomers were awful about rap music, it was just racism then and its just racism now.
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 PM
woke up
got out of bed
took a bong rip
to my head
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
WHEN THE INTERNET DIES WHERE WILL WE BURY IT
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
weeeee i exist

in a dope region as well 🤙
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM