jessica jonestown
@midnightmasseffect.bsky.social
Mae
transsexual disaster
🏳️⚧️she/her🤙
activities director for the revolution
"a distasteful, bombastic, half-wit"
the thrup:
@spacebitchual.bsky.social
@melibean.bsky.social
PNW
i'm 1000 years old
followback t4t always
transsexual disaster
🏳️⚧️she/her🤙
activities director for the revolution
"a distasteful, bombastic, half-wit"
the thrup:
@spacebitchual.bsky.social
@melibean.bsky.social
PNW
i'm 1000 years old
followback t4t always
Pinned
before i answer, i'm going to open the floor to my trans fem friends if they want to offer any advice as well, the more the merrier, these threads can be massively helpful
i got 10 little bits of thoughts below, feel free to add your own
xoxoxo
i got 10 little bits of thoughts below, feel free to add your own
xoxoxo
quote posting this so i can make it my pinned
this thread is full of incredible advice from incredible trans fems
tysm everyone whose added their thoughts 💜💜💜💜
this thread is full of incredible advice from incredible trans fems
tysm everyone whose added their thoughts 💜💜💜💜
one of our cats just projectile vomited like a 19yr old on a case of Natty Ice, he seems fine now though?
we switched up food recently so we think thats probably the culprit? but it was still scary.
we switched up food recently so we think thats probably the culprit? but it was still scary.
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
one of our cats just projectile vomited like a 19yr old on a case of Natty Ice, he seems fine now though?
we switched up food recently so we think thats probably the culprit? but it was still scary.
we switched up food recently so we think thats probably the culprit? but it was still scary.
when you're like "all i need is a miracle" thats a super unlikely thing to hope for and bank on.
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
when you're like "all i need is a miracle" thats a super unlikely thing to hope for and bank on.
hey anyone got any nook miles tickets for ACNH they wanna give me? i need a new villager and im outta miles! 👉👈
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
hey anyone got any nook miles tickets for ACNH they wanna give me? i need a new villager and im outta miles! 👉👈
anyone have any major "one last job" type heist jobs they need a mostly useless transsexual for?
December 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
anyone have any major "one last job" type heist jobs they need a mostly useless transsexual for?
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blow my back out like shinzo abe
getting assassinated probably feels good as hell
December 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
blow my back out like shinzo abe
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just like every year since 2016 absolutely no one is sad about the current year ending
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
just like every year since 2016 absolutely no one is sad about the current year ending
Rick Astley covering the Foo Fighters? yeah okay you got me internet, you got me
youtu.be/nprWq8jXWAk?...
youtu.be/nprWq8jXWAk?...
Rick Astley - Everlong (Foo Fighters Cover) (Radio 2 in the Park 2023)
YouTube video by BBC Music
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Rick Astley covering the Foo Fighters? yeah okay you got me internet, you got me
youtu.be/nprWq8jXWAk?...
youtu.be/nprWq8jXWAk?...
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its just so easy to shit on snoop dogg huh just because of the things he says and does and what kind of person he is wow
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
its just so easy to shit on snoop dogg huh just because of the things he says and does and what kind of person he is wow
i laughed out loud the first time i saw the Marty Supreme trailer because its funny that its a super serious movie about ping pong
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i laughed out loud the first time i saw the Marty Supreme trailer because its funny that its a super serious movie about ping pong
i was called "the abortion that got away" by a girl in high school
also in my bsky bio it says "a distasteful, bombastic half-wit" which is a genuine review of my stand up set from 22 years ago 😅
also in my bsky bio it says "a distasteful, bombastic half-wit" which is a genuine review of my stand up set from 22 years ago 😅
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i was called "the abortion that got away" by a girl in high school
also in my bsky bio it says "a distasteful, bombastic half-wit" which is a genuine review of my stand up set from 22 years ago 😅
also in my bsky bio it says "a distasteful, bombastic half-wit" which is a genuine review of my stand up set from 22 years ago 😅
just like every year since 2016 absolutely no one is sad about the current year ending
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
just like every year since 2016 absolutely no one is sad about the current year ending
dont forget the sooner you go to bed the sooner you can wake up and eat cereal
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
dont forget the sooner you go to bed the sooner you can wake up and eat cereal
i'm accidentally in someone else's family's xmas text chain, what should i say?
December 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
i'm accidentally in someone else's family's xmas text chain, what should i say?
ive been way too lucid today wtf
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
ive been way too lucid today wtf
i just watched "No One Will Save You" (2023) and while i totally liked it i have no idea wtf i just watched lol
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i just watched "No One Will Save You" (2023) and while i totally liked it i have no idea wtf i just watched lol
its just so easy to shit on snoop dogg huh just because of the things he says and does and what kind of person he is wow
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
its just so easy to shit on snoop dogg huh just because of the things he says and does and what kind of person he is wow
uhhh did they just do an Oedipus outta nowhere? this show is bad you guise. this show is real bad.
one good thing about Wayward Pines is it reminds you of all the actual good stories that you love and inspires you to return to them to wash out the taste of this ridiculously bland future scifi nonsense.
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
uhhh did they just do an Oedipus outta nowhere? this show is bad you guise. this show is real bad.
Jason Patric looks like an evil Paul Rudd
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Jason Patric looks like an evil Paul Rudd
la la la thats singing i just sang for you you're welcome america
December 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
la la la thats singing i just sang for you you're welcome america
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the worst thing about christmas is being forced to have an opinion about christmas
if you hate christmas, christmas just turns you into a christmas character who just needs more christmas
having any opinion at all on christmas makes you infected by christmas
if you hate christmas, christmas just turns you into a christmas character who just needs more christmas
having any opinion at all on christmas makes you infected by christmas
a group of cartoon characters are watching a man play a keyboard
Alt: Paul Anka on The Simpsons singing "JUST DONT LOOK"
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
the worst thing about christmas is being forced to have an opinion about christmas
if you hate christmas, christmas just turns you into a christmas character who just needs more christmas
having any opinion at all on christmas makes you infected by christmas
if you hate christmas, christmas just turns you into a christmas character who just needs more christmas
having any opinion at all on christmas makes you infected by christmas
the worst thing about christmas is being forced to have an opinion about christmas
if you hate christmas, christmas just turns you into a christmas character who just needs more christmas
having any opinion at all on christmas makes you infected by christmas
if you hate christmas, christmas just turns you into a christmas character who just needs more christmas
having any opinion at all on christmas makes you infected by christmas
a group of cartoon characters are watching a man play a keyboard
Alt: Paul Anka on The Simpsons singing "JUST DONT LOOK"
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
the worst thing about christmas is being forced to have an opinion about christmas
if you hate christmas, christmas just turns you into a christmas character who just needs more christmas
having any opinion at all on christmas makes you infected by christmas
if you hate christmas, christmas just turns you into a christmas character who just needs more christmas
having any opinion at all on christmas makes you infected by christmas
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specific shoutout to anyone whose family hates them and isn't welcome at holiday events with relatives 🙌 i still love you and i'm cooler than most parents so that's not nothing 💕💕💕
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
specific shoutout to anyone whose family hates them and isn't welcome at holiday events with relatives 🙌 i still love you and i'm cooler than most parents so that's not nothing 💕💕💕
i wanted to watch all the Bill Skarsgård things but because my brain is broken, when i read the words "Hemlock Grove" my brain translated them into "Wayward Pines". 😑
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i wanted to watch all the Bill Skarsgård things but because my brain is broken, when i read the words "Hemlock Grove" my brain translated them into "Wayward Pines". 😑
jobs that are hard but in my mind they're easy and i think i could fake my way through them:
-music conductor, you just wave your arms around
-football coach, you just walk around yelling with a headset and clipboard
-train conductor, you dont even have to make any turns!
-music conductor, you just wave your arms around
-football coach, you just walk around yelling with a headset and clipboard
-train conductor, you dont even have to make any turns!
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
jobs that are hard but in my mind they're easy and i think i could fake my way through them:
-music conductor, you just wave your arms around
-football coach, you just walk around yelling with a headset and clipboard
-train conductor, you dont even have to make any turns!
-music conductor, you just wave your arms around
-football coach, you just walk around yelling with a headset and clipboard
-train conductor, you dont even have to make any turns!
specific shoutout to anyone whose family hates them and isn't welcome at holiday events with relatives 🙌 i still love you and i'm cooler than most parents so that's not nothing 💕💕💕
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
specific shoutout to anyone whose family hates them and isn't welcome at holiday events with relatives 🙌 i still love you and i'm cooler than most parents so that's not nothing 💕💕💕