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dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
dirt squirrel
@dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
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jewelry/art handle @bespooke.bsky.social
very bad person (quality wise)
aggressively monogamous
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dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
I took this cute picture of bf with the baby
my bearded, white passing bf with our cat. he is holding the cat in front of half of his face. the cat has one eye closed. bf is smiling slightly
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
fuck yes. with ketchup because I'm white trash
a picture of homemade poutine with bacon and ketchup
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
I'm not the biggest poutine fan. but when you get a craving for fries with gravy and cheese curds you CAN'T have anything else

god I love bf. he matches my fat bullshit all the fuckin time
a random Internet picture of poutine
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
boxes and notes complete 👍
a foldable little brown box with its lid open. inside the bottom is a folded piece of tinfoil, while the lid has a handwritten note. it says: "[redacted], thank you for holding [redacted] back from making [redacted] swallow his own teeth. I appreciate you keeping him from catching a charge. ❤️ - meg, [redacted]
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
hell ya
on the left is a small pan of plain blondies, for the bartender who is allergic to peanuts (all the chocolate chips and m&ms said "may contain peanuts"). on the right is a larger pan of blondies, with visible chocolate chips and m&ms on top
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
I'm thinking about being a cowboy hat guy in mexico

what do we think
me in a black cowboy hat my face while I am wearing a cowboy hat me in a cowboy hat from a different angle
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
just checked the leader board for sunday bowling league and I'm top 3 in all categories 😎
a standings board, with the sections "scratch game, scratch series, handicap game, and handicap series". all names have been redacted except my own first name (meagan). in the first category (scratch game) I'm in 3rd place with a 235. in the 2nd category (scratch series) I'm in 2nd place with a 642. in the 3rd category (handicap game) I'm in 3rd place with a 256. in the 4th category (handicap series) I'm in 1st place with a 696.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
preparing for another shift in the booze mines
a picture of myself in my bathroom from the tits up. I'm a blonde white person in a black T-shirt, my hair is cut just past my shoulders in a 70s shag. I'm wearing a short necklace with an eye pendant and a longer necklace with a saltwater pearl pendant. I'm smiling slightly. I am wearing orange eyeliner. behind me is a psychedelic shower curtain with pictures of mushrooms
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
my cholesterol is fine why do you ask
close up picture of a breakfast sandwich on an english muffin. there is a layer of processed cheese, followed by a sausage patty, then bacon and a runny egg
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
vaping! in the back stairwell at work
me, sitting against a dirty white wall. there's a wooden railing above my head
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
a bar full of Mrs ropers
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
getting ready for work. gotta get sluttier for them saturday afternoon tips
a picture of myself in a beam of light, leaving the rest of the photograph black. I have ash blonde hair with darker roots, cut in a 70s shag. I am a white person with blue eyes and natural brows. I'm wearing a black shirt and a necklace with an eye pendant. my eyebrow, both nostrils, and top lip have piercings in them me again, with the same description, from a different angle
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
posts you make when you're 5 minutes from splattering your brain all over the wall behind you
screenshot of an Elon musk tweet. it shows a picture of an ai generated woman's face smiling. the text reads: "Grok image prompt: she smiles and says "I will always love you""
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
made some walnut shortbread cookies with goat cheese and homemade peach preserves from my best friend, as well as crumbled shortbread on top. they're friggen good 👍
a flowered vintage plate, off white with a dark brown stripe around the edge. on the face is an orange and yellow flower, next to the shortbread cookie. the cookie itself is shortbread, with white goat cheese and pink peach preserves interspersed across the top the same cookie, close up from the side
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
coco beans has been the suckiest of babies lately. she's all attention all the time, and wants her scratches and pets constantly. she pays her rent with kisses and hugs
a picture of me hugging my dog around the neck. she is a husky/shepherd with a mostly brown head and some white under her chin. you can only really see the top of my head and my eyes, as well as my left arm. on my left arm are a chainmail bracelet (made by me), and several black line tattoos. one says "1312", another says "we are not things"
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
anyone on here collect rare anime shit?

cuz I've got this sailor mars soft figurine that's attached to a suction cup, likely to hang from a mirror or car window. all the txt is in japanese, and reverse image searches have only shown me one other one online, with no price. from naoko takeuchi '92
plush sailor mars figure in her original packaging, from 1992. all the packaging text is in Japanese
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
SO, the rice cooker perhaps may not have been the best way to do this lol

but the "warm" function seems to be cooking it very slowly.

I've also got a "pot" version going, in which I attempt to slow cook pancake mix into a cake
a closeup of a giant pancake cooking in an rice cooker. it's spongy and wet looking and has a couple finger holes in it pancake mix rising in the bottom of a white pot. it's very wet and white extreme closeup of vanilla buttercream icing
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
pancake batter, with vanilla and a bit of peanut butter, cooked as a cake in the rice cooker. let's see what happens!
picture of a rice cooker full of white goo
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
getting ready for work. would you tip me yes/no
a picture of myself in my kitchen. I am wearing a black shirt and black plastic aviator style glasses. I'm smiling. I am a white person with blonde hair cut in a 70s shag style. my eyes are blue. I have tiny lips (I already said I'm a white person). they're barely there even. and my hair looks blonder than it is because it's chock full of dry shampoo
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
my poor little goose. I'm so worried about her. I tried to feed her some chicken and one of those lil sucky tubes and she had no interest in either. she's very slow and lethargic. she's obviously depressed on top of being sick. I pet her and she purred lightly. I want her to get better ❤️
a sick, sad looking tabby/tortie cat in a pile of blankets in a humane society cage. she has multiple little piles of food in front of her and is looking to the side
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
like, he is a sweet affectionate boy with both of us, but he's extra fond of his papa
oliver the cat asleep in a little pod between my feet, which are under blankets and not visible. so don't worry, if you can't see this picture properly you're only missing cat, not cat AND my super sexy feet. the cat is real fuckin cute though.
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
watching the world series on a projector outside around a fire by the lake 👍
a wooden gazebo in the dark, lit faintly by a fire not in frame. on the left side hangs a screen, onto it projected a black baseball player in a red uniform with a red sleeve with his fist raised towards the camera. in the foreground there's a black folding table
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
in the forest watching the world series in a cult mask
myself in the dark eating a black and white cat mask. there's a large bone through the centre of the nose and an inverted cross between the eyes. I'm wearing a knit sweater over a black shirt, and my glasses are hung from my neckline
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
like these are my favourite boots and they are slowly making me disabled in new and exciting ways
a picture of my boots on my feet. they are well worn and kind of dirty. they are high topped fake leather platform boots (demonia corpse commanders), tied around the ankle. I'm wearing thick black nylons and black socks
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
chubby cheeks mcgee reporting for duty
a picture of me smiling with teeth, wearing a black T-shirt with messy hair
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM