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FoolWearsBlack
@foolwearsblack.bsky.social
Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.
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Mind ya business, I’m off the clock.
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BRILLIANT! 👏👏👏
January 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Just got my $34 Facebook money. Nice knowing you. I'm moving to the Hamptons.
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Everybody said year of the horse but so far this year has been ass
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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I carefully curated 12 healthy recipes and ate a bag of chips because personal growth is not linear.
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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The cat approves of his new scratchblock/bed, so I get to live another week
January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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My MO is getting the wording of a reply ever so slightly wrong.
January 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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fuck the new upside down u.s. food pyramid . imma stick with this one:
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January 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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they made a whole website for people who used to carry their backpacks with one strap only
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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I can't be held responsible for what I do when I'm sober.
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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I sometimes imagine my Grandmother Roberta (Bobbi) in the great beyond carrying a lightning bolt in her handbag which she would nonchalantly & accurately throw at whatever/whomever if I really needed her to.
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Mexico called. They want us to finish the wall.
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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dick joke, poetic absurdity, dark observation, murder video, murder video, dick joke, murder video, murder video.

time to find a different mental health buffer today
January 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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omg how long have they been there
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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#FishRecipesInASongOrMovie don't make me bait
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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#FishRecipesInASongOrMovie
🎵The one that I Bengali to, you're still the one I want for life...🐟🇧🇩🍛
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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#FishRecipesInASongOrMovie

Are You There Cod? It's Me, Marinara
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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It's My Parsley And I'll Fry If I Want To, by Lesley Gore

#FishRecipesInASongOrMovie
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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We swear to god, Sheila, we will smother you in your sleep.
January 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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Guys, I don't know how much longer I can go on pretending I know what a "real estate novelist" is
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM