Wayne Hepner
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Wayne Hepner
@waynehepner.bsky.social
· Jan 17
#My2026Motto Thanks, Juvenal. Thanks first issue of MAD to have one. Couldn't have put it better myself.
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February 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
#NewColorsForHearts as you listen to the sound of my voice gaze at the green heart and relax. You will hear only my voice and see only the green heart. As I begin to count backwards you will grow more relaxed and sink into a deep green sleep.
February 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
#NewColorsForHearts as you listen to the sound of my voice gaze at the green heart and relax. You will hear only my voice and see only the green heart. As I begin to count backwards you will grow more relaxed and sink into a deep green sleep.
#NewColorsForHearts I've heard that red and pink are catching on, but I'm kind of set in my ways.
February 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
#NewColorsForHearts I've heard that red and pink are catching on, but I'm kind of set in my ways.
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#SpacedOutDatingProfiles
Set phasers to stunning.
Set phasers to stunning.
a man in a yellow shirt sits in front of a treasure chest
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt sits in front of a treasure chest
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
#SpacedOutDatingProfiles
Set phasers to stunning.
Set phasers to stunning.
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#SpacedOutDatingProfiles not my son, my nephew!
February 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
#SpacedOutDatingProfiles not my son, my nephew!
#SpacedOutDatingProfiles I've been to 47 countries, and 18 planets.
February 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
#SpacedOutDatingProfiles I've been to 47 countries, and 18 planets.
#SpacedOutDatingProfiles I love to curl up by a crackling fire.
February 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM
#SpacedOutDatingProfiles I love to curl up by a crackling fire.
#SpacedOutDatingProfiles Here for a good time, not for a long time.
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
#SpacedOutDatingProfiles Here for a good time, not for a long time.
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February 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
#IfIWereToLiveInBikiniBottom I'd be careful not to track sand in.
February 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
#IfIWereToLiveInBikiniBottom I'd be careful not to track sand in.
#IfIWereToLiveInBikiniBottom I'd be a diaphragm, because they don't make the sponge any more.
February 15, 2026 at 9:44 PM
#IfIWereToLiveInBikiniBottom I'd be a diaphragm, because they don't make the sponge any more.
#IfIWereToLiveInBikiniBottom you'd never know, because I'd still wear a shirt instead of the top.
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
#IfIWereToLiveInBikiniBottom you'd never know, because I'd still wear a shirt instead of the top.
#EmotionalElixirs Champagne for real pain
February 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
#EmotionalElixirs Champagne for real pain
#EmotionalElixirs a beer after my own heart - cold, dark and bitter.
February 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
#EmotionalElixirs a beer after my own heart - cold, dark and bitter.
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#OddReasonsForADuel
Didn't like the cut of your jib.
Didn't like the cut of your jib.
two cats are sitting on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs
ALT: two cats are sitting on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
#OddReasonsForADuel
Didn't like the cut of your jib.
Didn't like the cut of your jib.
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#OddReasonsForADuel its Sunday.
a man and woman are running from a train with the words ah a duel how very delightful on the bottom
ALT: a man and woman are running from a train with the words ah a duel how very delightful on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
#OddReasonsForADuel its Sunday.
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PLEASE read this one. Kinda required reading. If you agree, which I hope you do, print in color and magnetically attach to your refrigerator. It is marvelous and very clear to all who visit: this is what we stand for. PERIOD.
March 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
PLEASE read this one. Kinda required reading. If you agree, which I hope you do, print in color and magnetically attach to your refrigerator. It is marvelous and very clear to all who visit: this is what we stand for. PERIOD.
#OddReasonsForADuel well, the Ringmaster hypnotizes people with his hat so his gang can rob them, and it worked on Spider-Man, but not on Daredevil because he's secretly blind.
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
#OddReasonsForADuel well, the Ringmaster hypnotizes people with his hat so his gang can rob them, and it worked on Spider-Man, but not on Daredevil because he's secretly blind.
#OddReasonsForADuel you called a Firefly an upstart
February 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
#OddReasonsForADuel you called a Firefly an upstart
#CandyGumsInASongOrMovie Magic Mike & Ike
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
#CandyGumsInASongOrMovie Magic Mike & Ike
#CandyGumsInASongOrMovie Hey Bazooka Joe
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
#CandyGumsInASongOrMovie Hey Bazooka Joe