John C. B.
@catbirder27.bsky.social
Catter🐈Birder🦉Worder📖Music listener🎶Glowing Glass ☢️
Depression~anxiety~epilepsy
Cohost of Feline Frenzies
Host of @catbirdtags.bsky.social
Header picture my own
Don't normalize hate!
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Depression~anxiety~epilepsy
Cohost of Feline Frenzies
Host of @catbirdtags.bsky.social
Header picture my own
Don't normalize hate!
#DeactivateX #DeactivateTwitter
Damn, forgot to take my morning meds.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Damn, forgot to take my morning meds.
Reposted by John C. B.
"I am forced to get on a stationary bicycle and pedal to generate electricity for the Loyalist States. The guard does not chuckle or show any recognition when I ask, 'Is it a fixed gear, at least?' He just stares for a moment and then hits me in the temple with his baton."
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My Whimsical, Millennial, Meme-Addled Youth Did Not Set Me Up for Success in the New American Dystopia
DAY 1 The secret police appear at my door and drag me from my apartment. “What about my desert island discs?” I shout, thinking this will get a lau...
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November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"I am forced to get on a stationary bicycle and pedal to generate electricity for the Loyalist States. The guard does not chuckle or show any recognition when I ask, 'Is it a fixed gear, at least?' He just stares for a moment and then hits me in the temple with his baton."
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November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You're at Hootie.
I need you at Blowfish
I need you at Blowfish
You're at Tegan.
I need you at Sara.
I need you at Sara.
You're at Oates.
I need you at Hall.
I need you at Hall.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You're at Hootie.
I need you at Blowfish
I need you at Blowfish
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck.
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck.
WTF, it's snowing already 🌨️
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
WTF, it's snowing already 🌨️
I'll Donner her Blitzen, if you know what I mean.
I'll guide her sleigh, if you know what I mean.
I'll eat her milk and cookies, if you know what I mean.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'll Donner her Blitzen, if you know what I mean.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
repost with an iconic fictional band
Pardon my French, but J'emmerde cette merde
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pardon my French, but J'emmerde cette merde
My brother's name is Chuck. He's an ass too.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My brother's name is Chuck. He's an ass too.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Doctor please, some more of these...
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Doctor please, some more of these...
You find the most random stuff at Dollar Tree
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You find the most random stuff at Dollar Tree
First time I walked three miles in less than an hour
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
First time I walked three miles in less than an hour
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If you see this post a Greg
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If you see this post a Greg
#StopShoutingAndStart spreading the news, I'm leaving today
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
#StopShoutingAndStart spreading the news, I'm leaving today
if you see this post egg
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
if you see this post egg
Unpopular opinion (That I can't post, because I don't want to deal with the fallout.):
Sure, but **'* ** **********. **** *********. *** **********
Sure, but **'* ** **********. **** *********. *** **********
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Unpopular opinion (That I can't post, because I don't want to deal with the fallout.):
Sure, but **'* ** **********. **** *********. *** **********
Sure, but **'* ** **********. **** *********. *** **********
I have class from 12:30 to 4:30 today.
Usually I'm just classless.
Usually I'm just classless.
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have class from 12:30 to 4:30 today.
Usually I'm just classless.
Usually I'm just classless.
Drop something yellow
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Drop something yellow