“Mad Cat” Cattis
@madcatcattis.bsky.social
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.”—General “Mad Cat” Cattis
#CatWorldDomination
Likes: Hashtag games, naps, chicken, Criminal Minds
Dislikes: Carriers, people that try to put me in carriers
#CatWorldDomination
Likes: Hashtag games, naps, chicken, Criminal Minds
Dislikes: Carriers, people that try to put me in carriers
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Being kind always matters.
#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words
(This is my pinned post on Twitter and since I still completely believe this, it will be pinned here as well.)
#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words
(This is my pinned post on Twitter and since I still completely believe this, it will be pinned here as well.)
Since the human has been sick, the laundry has piled up. We'd offer to help, but that not having thumbs thing makes it difficult. (It's the thought that counts.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's behind on their laundry or any other domestic duty--you're not alone...🧺
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Since the human has been sick, the laundry has piled up. We'd offer to help, but that not having thumbs thing makes it difficult. (It's the thought that counts.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's behind on their laundry or any other domestic duty--you're not alone...🧺
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human is wondering if they should drag their coat out. It's cold now, but will be in the 70's again by Thursday. (We felines are so glad we carry out coats with us year round.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a hug for the new week...💕
(Art by Arthur Heyer)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Arthur Heyer)
#CatsOfBluesky
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The human is wondering if they should drag their coat out. It's cold now, but will be in the 70's again by Thursday. (We felines are so glad we carry out coats with us year round.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a hug for the new week...💕
(Art by Arthur Heyer)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Arthur Heyer)
#CatsOfBluesky
So right now it's in the 60's, but by Monday it'll be in the 20's? This #PolarVortex is annoying. How can we possibly decide where to nap when the temps are all over the place? Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's had a difficult week and needs an uncomplicated nap...💤
#Caturday
#Caturday
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
So right now it's in the 60's, but by Monday it'll be in the 20's? This #PolarVortex is annoying. How can we possibly decide where to nap when the temps are all over the place? Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's had a difficult week and needs an uncomplicated nap...💤
#Caturday
#Caturday
It's been a rainy, gray day here at Fort Cattis, but it's outstanding napping weather, so we made the most of it. We're sending out our goodnight hugs to everyone feeling lonely or sad and to anyone already looking forward to #Thanksgiving turkey...🦃
#CaturdayEve #CatsOfBluesky
#CaturdayEve #CatsOfBluesky
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It's been a rainy, gray day here at Fort Cattis, but it's outstanding napping weather, so we made the most of it. We're sending out our goodnight hugs to everyone feeling lonely or sad and to anyone already looking forward to #Thanksgiving turkey...🦃
#CaturdayEve #CatsOfBluesky
#CaturdayEve #CatsOfBluesky
We're doing our goodnight post a little early tonight in case the human "accidentally" falls asleep again. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone stressed or worried about anything and anyone still digging their winter clothes out of storage...
(Art by Alice LeFae)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Alice LeFae)
#CatsOfBluesky
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
We're doing our goodnight post a little early tonight in case the human "accidentally" falls asleep again. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone stressed or worried about anything and anyone still digging their winter clothes out of storage...
(Art by Alice LeFae)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Alice LeFae)
#CatsOfBluesky
We're sorry our goodnight hugs are so late. The human fell asleep and resisted all our attempts to wake them (and we were persistent). Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's running behind on a project or that needs help waking up from a nap...
(Art by Lucia Heffernan)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Lucia Heffernan)
#CatsOfBluesky
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
We're sorry our goodnight hugs are so late. The human fell asleep and resisted all our attempts to wake them (and we were persistent). Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's running behind on a project or that needs help waking up from a nap...
(Art by Lucia Heffernan)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Lucia Heffernan)
#CatsOfBluesky
Our goodnight post will be a quick one tonight because the human is in a bit of pain and wants to just sit quietly for a while. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who may be hurting, physically or emotionally, and could really use a hug...🫂
(Art by iamrudja on DeviantArt)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by iamrudja on DeviantArt)
#CatsOfBluesky
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Our goodnight post will be a quick one tonight because the human is in a bit of pain and wants to just sit quietly for a while. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who may be hurting, physically or emotionally, and could really use a hug...🫂
(Art by iamrudja on DeviantArt)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by iamrudja on DeviantArt)
#CatsOfBluesky
Today was another intense napping day at Fort Cattis. The human is still recovering, so they have to sit down to rest a lot and we felines nap in solidarity. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling under the weather and anyone who could use a hug and a friend...💝
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Today was another intense napping day at Fort Cattis. The human is still recovering, so they have to sit down to rest a lot and we felines nap in solidarity. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling under the weather and anyone who could use a hug and a friend...💝
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Supposedly this time change thing makes everyone tired, so we all thought that was the perfect excuse to nap most of the day. We're sending out our goodnight hugs to everyone who's tired and regretting all the naps they didn't take when they were kids...💤
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Supposedly this time change thing makes everyone tired, so we all thought that was the perfect excuse to nap most of the day. We're sending out our goodnight hugs to everyone who's tired and regretting all the naps they didn't take when they were kids...💤
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
It's finally sweater weather here at Fort Cattis. Of course, none of us would ever wear a sweater--sleep on them, but not wear them. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling worried or anxious or anyone that just needs a warm hug...🧡
(Art by Catwheezie)
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Catwheezie)
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
It's finally sweater weather here at Fort Cattis. Of course, none of us would ever wear a sweater--sleep on them, but not wear them. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling worried or anxious or anyone that just needs a warm hug...🧡
(Art by Catwheezie)
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Catwheezie)
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
Fiona, age 18.5, would like to take this #Caturday to remind everyone that November is #AdoptASeniorPetMonth. Every animal deserves a second chance at love and a forever home, so please give senior pets a second look and take home a new old friend today...❤️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Fiona, age 18.5, would like to take this #Caturday to remind everyone that November is #AdoptASeniorPetMonth. Every animal deserves a second chance at love and a forever home, so please give senior pets a second look and take home a new old friend today...❤️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
MERRY Halloween?! So even a century ago, Christmas was trying to steal the spotlight from #Halloween . We seriously need a law to stop this foolishness. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that had a difficult week and anyone already sick of Christmas music...🎃
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
MERRY Halloween?! So even a century ago, Christmas was trying to steal the spotlight from #Halloween . We seriously need a law to stop this foolishness. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that had a difficult week and anyone already sick of Christmas music...🎃
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Why do humans freak out about ghosts? Cats love them--gives us someone to blame when something gets broken...👻
#Halloween #CatsOfBluesky
#Halloween #CatsOfBluesky
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Why do humans freak out about ghosts? Cats love them--gives us someone to blame when something gets broken...👻
#Halloween #CatsOfBluesky
#Halloween #CatsOfBluesky
A neighbor brought the human some #Halloween candy today--and they refused to share it! So rude. (We did get to play with the wrappers, which was nice.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who needs one and we hope you all have a day full of all treats and no tricks tomorrow...🎃
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
A neighbor brought the human some #Halloween candy today--and they refused to share it! So rude. (We did get to play with the wrappers, which was nice.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who needs one and we hope you all have a day full of all treats and no tricks tomorrow...🎃
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human was at the doctor's office all day, so we unfortunately missed #NationalCatDay. Our goodnight hugs go out to all the fantastic felines everywhere and all the kind humans who love and care for us each day. (And we'll send out some hugs to dogs and dog lovers too...💕)
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The human was at the doctor's office all day, so we unfortunately missed #NationalCatDay. Our goodnight hugs go out to all the fantastic felines everywhere and all the kind humans who love and care for us each day. (And we'll send out some hugs to dogs and dog lovers too...💕)
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Reposted by “Mad Cat” Cattis
Thanks for all your awesome #IfBlackCatsCouldTalk posts.
Grateful to @catbirder27.bsky.social and awesome cohosts @madcatcattis.bsky.social @googlygirl.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social & @bellalarue.bsky.social 🙏
Please *always* be kind & loving to black cats but especially this week. 🖤🐈⬛
Grateful to @catbirder27.bsky.social and awesome cohosts @madcatcattis.bsky.social @googlygirl.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social & @bellalarue.bsky.social 🙏
Please *always* be kind & loving to black cats but especially this week. 🖤🐈⬛
October 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Thanks for all your awesome #IfBlackCatsCouldTalk posts.
Grateful to @catbirder27.bsky.social and awesome cohosts @madcatcattis.bsky.social @googlygirl.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social & @bellalarue.bsky.social 🙏
Please *always* be kind & loving to black cats but especially this week. 🖤🐈⬛
Grateful to @catbirder27.bsky.social and awesome cohosts @madcatcattis.bsky.social @googlygirl.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social & @bellalarue.bsky.social 🙏
Please *always* be kind & loving to black cats but especially this week. 🖤🐈⬛
We're preparing the human's tea as we discuss #Halloween movies. (The kittens will need to be in bed before we watch anything too scary.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone looking forward to Friday and anyone that thinks Christmas decorations in October should be illegal...👻
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We're preparing the human's tea as we discuss #Halloween movies. (The kittens will need to be in bed before we watch anything too scary.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone looking forward to Friday and anyone that thinks Christmas decorations in October should be illegal...👻
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Reposted by “Mad Cat” Cattis
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
Get your own money
Get your own money
a person is putting money in a cat 's paw
ALT: a person is putting money in a cat 's paw
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October 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
Get your own money
Get your own money
Reposted by “Mad Cat” Cattis
Reposted by “Mad Cat” Cattis
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
And over the treats and nobody gets hurt
And over the treats and nobody gets hurt
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
And over the treats and nobody gets hurt
And over the treats and nobody gets hurt
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk we'd tell you it's not an act--we really are completely adorable 😻
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk we'd tell you it's not an act--we really are completely adorable 😻
Reposted by “Mad Cat” Cattis
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Reposted by “Mad Cat” Cattis
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
They would demand you bring them in before Halloween arrives
They would demand you bring them in before Halloween arrives
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
They would demand you bring them in before Halloween arrives
They would demand you bring them in before Halloween arrives
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk we'd tell you that being deceased is no excuse for a late dinner
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk we'd tell you that being deceased is no excuse for a late dinner
Reposted by “Mad Cat” Cattis
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
They're right behind me aren't they?
They're right behind me aren't they?
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
They're right behind me aren't they?
They're right behind me aren't they?