“Mad Cat” Cattis
@madcatcattis.bsky.social
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.”—General “Mad Cat” Cattis
#CatWorldDomination
Likes: Hashtag games, naps, chicken, Criminal Minds
Dislikes: Carriers, people that try to put me in carriers
#CatWorldDomination
Likes: Hashtag games, naps, chicken, Criminal Minds
Dislikes: Carriers, people that try to put me in carriers
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Being kind always matters.
#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words
(This is my pinned post on Twitter and since I still completely believe this, it will be pinned here as well.)
#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words
(This is my pinned post on Twitter and since I still completely believe this, it will be pinned here as well.)
It's been a long day here at Fort Cattis and it's definitely time to hit the hay. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling anxious, sad, or lonely tonight and to anybody looking forward to the #ValentinesDay2026 candy going on sale for half price 💝
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
It's been a long day here at Fort Cattis and it's definitely time to hit the hay. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling anxious, sad, or lonely tonight and to anybody looking forward to the #ValentinesDay2026 candy going on sale for half price 💝
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human has had a tiring day, so we're all going to bed with them. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's had an exhausting week and anybody that put something important in a safe place and now can't remember what that safe place is...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
The human has had a tiring day, so we're all going to bed with them. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's had an exhausting week and anybody that put something important in a safe place and now can't remember what that safe place is...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human is sore from packing & thought about taking a hot bath this evening, but the kittens were using it for their own version of the #WinterOlympics, so they'll wait until tomorrow. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who needs a nice relaxing evening...✨
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The human is sore from packing & thought about taking a hot bath this evening, but the kittens were using it for their own version of the #WinterOlympics, so they'll wait until tomorrow. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who needs a nice relaxing evening...✨
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human took an old rug out of the closet today and the kittens had a grand time, pretending to fly it round the fort. (The human claims it's too dirty to get off the ground.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who wishes they had their own magic carpet to fly away on...🧚
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The human took an old rug out of the closet today and the kittens had a grand time, pretending to fly it round the fort. (The human claims it's too dirty to get off the ground.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who wishes they had their own magic carpet to fly away on...🧚
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human has had a stressful day, so we're all hitting the rack early tonight. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who needs one, whether it's for the week that just ended or the one coming up...💗
(Art by Carol Wilson)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Carol Wilson)
#CatsOfBluesky
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
The human has had a stressful day, so we're all hitting the rack early tonight. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who needs one, whether it's for the week that just ended or the one coming up...💗
(Art by Carol Wilson)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Carol Wilson)
#CatsOfBluesky
The human is feeling a bit lonely today, so we've been sticking close to them to keep them company. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling lonely, sad, or depressed and to anybody who just needs a warm hug after a difficult week...💖
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 AM
The human is feeling a bit lonely today, so we've been sticking close to them to keep them company. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling lonely, sad, or depressed and to anybody who just needs a warm hug after a difficult week...💖
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
The human has had a long day of packing and sorting, so we've made them a cup of tea before we send them off to bed. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone excited for the #SuperBowl for any reason--be it the game, the ads, or the snacks. 🍕
#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
February 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The human has had a long day of packing and sorting, so we've made them a cup of tea before we send them off to bed. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone excited for the #SuperBowl for any reason--be it the game, the ads, or the snacks. 🍕
#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
The human brought home more packing boxes today. We're looking forward to inspecting each one to be sure it's up to code. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone trying to overcome obstacles to reach a goal. We recommend napping in a box for inspiration.
(Art by Yulia Berseneva)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Yulia Berseneva)
#CatsOfBluesky
February 6, 2026 at 5:46 AM
The human brought home more packing boxes today. We're looking forward to inspecting each one to be sure it's up to code. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone trying to overcome obstacles to reach a goal. We recommend napping in a box for inspiration.
(Art by Yulia Berseneva)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Yulia Berseneva)
#CatsOfBluesky
The human says our new fort has the room for a proper garden. We won't get to go outside, but we can watch the birds & bees & bugs from the sunroom, so we're looking forward to it. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone looking forward to the weekend...🌻
(Art by Cheng Yan)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Cheng Yan)
#CatsOfBluesky
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
The human says our new fort has the room for a proper garden. We won't get to go outside, but we can watch the birds & bees & bugs from the sunroom, so we're looking forward to it. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone looking forward to the weekend...🌻
(Art by Cheng Yan)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Cheng Yan)
#CatsOfBluesky
We've all gotten tired of all the ice and snow outside our windows and are looking forward to seeing everyone's spring gardens. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone dealing with winter blahs & blues or any other type of depression--here's an early flower bouquet for you 💐
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
We've all gotten tired of all the ice and snow outside our windows and are looking forward to seeing everyone's spring gardens. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone dealing with winter blahs & blues or any other type of depression--here's an early flower bouquet for you 💐
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Today was warmer, but it's still chilly this evening, so it's an outstanding night for lots of blankets for us and hot chocolate for the human. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling anxious, sad, or lonely--the felines of Fort Cattis are sending a cuddle your way 💕
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Today was warmer, but it's still chilly this evening, so it's an outstanding night for lots of blankets for us and hot chocolate for the human. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling anxious, sad, or lonely--the felines of Fort Cattis are sending a cuddle your way 💕
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
We're all doing our best to keep the human warm as they sleep, but they continue to insist we are suffocating them. (It's disappointing to be so misunderstood.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone hoping for a calm week...💖
(Art by Tiana Aldroubi, "Lazy Lulu")
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(Art by Tiana Aldroubi, "Lazy Lulu")
#CatsOfBluesky
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
We're all doing our best to keep the human warm as they sleep, but they continue to insist we are suffocating them. (It's disappointing to be so misunderstood.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone hoping for a calm week...💖
(Art by Tiana Aldroubi, "Lazy Lulu")
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Tiana Aldroubi, "Lazy Lulu")
#CatsOfBluesky
It's another obnoxiously cold night here at Fort Cattis, but we're all trying to hang on until Monday when the temps are finally supposed to get above freezing. Our goodnight #Caturday hugs go out everyone trying to take care of others during this nasty winter weather...🌨️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
February 1, 2026 at 6:24 AM
It's another obnoxiously cold night here at Fort Cattis, but we're all trying to hang on until Monday when the temps are finally supposed to get above freezing. Our goodnight #Caturday hugs go out everyone trying to take care of others during this nasty winter weather...🌨️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
We're sorry our hugs are so late this evening. It's extremely cold in Fort Cattis right now and the human is doing their best to keep us all covered up. Our goodnight/early morning hugs go out to everyone doing their best to stay warm in this ridiculous winter weather...🥶
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
January 31, 2026 at 8:20 AM
We're sorry our hugs are so late this evening. It's extremely cold in Fort Cattis right now and the human is doing their best to keep us all covered up. Our goodnight/early morning hugs go out to everyone doing their best to stay warm in this ridiculous winter weather...🥶
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
It was 41 degrees today at Fort Cattis, but the arctic temps return tomorrow. The human is joking about bathing in hot coffee to both stay warm and get caffeinated. (We hope they're joking.) Our warm goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling chilly...🥶
(Art by Shawn Braley)
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(Art by Shawn Braley)
#CatsOfBluesky
January 30, 2026 at 5:04 AM
It was 41 degrees today at Fort Cattis, but the arctic temps return tomorrow. The human is joking about bathing in hot coffee to both stay warm and get caffeinated. (We hope they're joking.) Our warm goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling chilly...🥶
(Art by Shawn Braley)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Shawn Braley)
#CatsOfBluesky
Since more cold weather is headed our way this weekend, we've all decided to focus on napping in the springtime sun when those days finally arrive. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling sad, lonely, or anxious and anybody who wishes they could find some extra blankets 🌨️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Since more cold weather is headed our way this weekend, we've all decided to focus on napping in the springtime sun when those days finally arrive. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling sad, lonely, or anxious and anybody who wishes they could find some extra blankets 🌨️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The cold weather grumpiness continues. We're trying to keep the human warm as they sleep, but they complain they can't breathe with all of us on top of them. (So ungrateful.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone because everybody probably needs one...💕
(Art by Maria Chepeleva)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Maria Chepeleva)
#CatsOfBluesky
January 28, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The cold weather grumpiness continues. We're trying to keep the human warm as they sleep, but they complain they can't breathe with all of us on top of them. (So ungrateful.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone because everybody probably needs one...💕
(Art by Maria Chepeleva)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Maria Chepeleva)
#CatsOfBluesky
We are done with this stupid snow. We're not even outside in it like some of our neighborhood feline friends, but it's making everyone cold and cranky, especially the human. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's losing (or lost) patience with this obnoxious weather...🥶
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 AM
We are done with this stupid snow. We're not even outside in it like some of our neighborhood feline friends, but it's making everyone cold and cranky, especially the human. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's losing (or lost) patience with this obnoxious weather...🥶
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The snow and ice are no longer falling at Fort Cattis--it's all packed on the streets, trees, and cars--but we know many people are still in the middle of this storm. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone still dealing with #WinterStormFern--stay safe and warm 🌨️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
January 26, 2026 at 6:21 AM
The snow and ice are no longer falling at Fort Cattis--it's all packed on the streets, trees, and cars--but we know many people are still in the middle of this storm. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone still dealing with #WinterStormFern--stay safe and warm 🌨️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
There is snow. There is ice. It is abysmally cold. The fort is terribly drafty, even though the human has things over all the windows. Winter is dumb and we don't like it. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone like us who can't wait for Summer...🌞
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
January 25, 2026 at 6:14 AM
There is snow. There is ice. It is abysmally cold. The fort is terribly drafty, even though the human has things over all the windows. Winter is dumb and we don't like it. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone like us who can't wait for Summer...🌞
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
It is VERY cold this evening and the snow and ice isn't even here yet. We're all crossing our paws that the power doesn't go out. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's doing their best to stay warm and anybody that thinks winter has already overstayed its welcome...😾
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 AM
It is VERY cold this evening and the snow and ice isn't even here yet. We're all crossing our paws that the power doesn't go out. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's doing their best to stay warm and anybody that thinks winter has already overstayed its welcome...😾
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The snow and ice are supposed to hit us tomorrow night, so the human is covering all our drafty windows, praying we'll stay warm and not lose power. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone else caught in this winter foolishness--we hope you stay toasty! 🌨️
(Art by illustluna)
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(Art by illustluna)
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January 23, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The snow and ice are supposed to hit us tomorrow night, so the human is covering all our drafty windows, praying we'll stay warm and not lose power. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone else caught in this winter foolishness--we hope you stay toasty! 🌨️
(Art by illustluna)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by illustluna)
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The human is peeved because they've been dealing with idiots all day, so we're putting them to bed before they end up on some crime show. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone tired of dealing with idiots and anyone in the South still trying to find milk before the storm hits 🌨️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
January 22, 2026 at 5:51 AM
The human is peeved because they've been dealing with idiots all day, so we're putting them to bed before they end up on some crime show. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone tired of dealing with idiots and anyone in the South still trying to find milk before the storm hits 🌨️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
We're supposed to get snow and ice this weekend, so the human is running around, making sure we have everything we need. (We don't get winter weather very often.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone affected by the incoming winter storm--stay warm! 🌨️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
January 21, 2026 at 4:33 AM
We're supposed to get snow and ice this weekend, so the human is running around, making sure we have everything we need. (We don't get winter weather very often.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone affected by the incoming winter storm--stay warm! 🌨️
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human has a cold and their head hurts, so we're all making plans to sleep with them this evening. This will prevent them from getting too chilly. (We're givers that way.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling under the weather for any reason--please feel better soon!
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
January 20, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The human has a cold and their head hurts, so we're all making plans to sleep with them this evening. This will prevent them from getting too chilly. (We're givers that way.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling under the weather for any reason--please feel better soon!
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky