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Caldwell Murchfield
@caldmurchfield.bsky.social
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Jovial eccentric. Usually befuddled. Older than most people. Here to spread merriment.

"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
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Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · Sep 20
If you're looking for high quality animal noir microfiction, this is the place to get it. Tell them Rico sent you, and they'll treat you right.

www.amazon.com/Yak-Been-Tol...
Drawing of a snake with a pencil mustache and widow's peak, wearing a suit with a pocket square, and an ascot. He's holding a drink with his tail, and a cigarette in a holder is jutting from the side of his mouth.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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It's an emotional support Camel.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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horatiodandy.bsky.social
Damn. They'd sold out of Bactrians.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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bloginhood.bsky.social
Buy me a pack of Camels.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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rockintheroad.bsky.social
Where is the nearest mud puddle?
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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infiniteillusions.bsky.social
We're plotting our revenge for this
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Was admiring one of those Christmas model villages watching the clockwork townsfolk going about their merry routines when my wife said to me 'What if people's souls are trapped in the figures and this is their hell?' which isn't something I've worried about before but is all I will worry about now.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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#SomeOddThingsIDo Teach people the proper way to buff a tortoise.
B&W photo of a man in an enclosure buffing the shell of one of several large tortoises surrounding him, while a group of people on the other side of a fence watch him.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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wakeupnfeelgood.bsky.social
Good morning everybody!

It's 7 am UK/8 am CET It's Time For @wakeupnfeelgood.bsky.social Hosted By @FGFriendlies With @tweetfeelsgood ON X AND @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social ON BLUESKY!

Today Is #OddSocksDay So All Early Birds Out There Let's Play:

#SomeOddThingsIDo
a black and white photo of a man with the words weird things below him
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November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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IT'S CALLED A "DOOR" FOR SHORT
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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endlessjeopardy.bsky.social
THIS PLANT BEARS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO A MATCH
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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agathachocolats.bsky.social
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Prince Albert in a can? Horrifying!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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psmaclaren.bsky.social
Reigning in food spending.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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justsomelady.bsky.social
#NowThatItsDarkEarly it gives me an excuse to stay home more
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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agathachocolats.bsky.social
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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rhondagrice.bsky.social
Two jailbirds in cuffs escaped prison.
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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😁

@b-lab0147.bsky.social
Original, slightly out of focus, pic of a buddy's yellow lab on the floor with her favorite pillow with one of my shoes on top of it between her paws.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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#IFeelLikeADunceWhen I steal a tree after drinking sixteen Jager bombs, and get busted because I pass out before I can get it back to my hotel room.
Photo of a guy passed out next to a small, recently uprooted tree in a hotel hallway.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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#IFeelLikeADunceWhen I don't know what you mean
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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#IFeelLikeADunceWhen
I Dance
a man is dancing in a room with a dresser and a door in the background .
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November 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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wakeupnfeelgood.bsky.social
Good morning everybody!

It's 7 am UK/8 am CET It's Time For @wakeupnfeelgood.bsky.social Hosted By @FGFriendlies With @tweetfeelsgood ON X AND @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social ON BLUESKY!

Today Is #NationalDunceDay So All Early Birds Out There Let's Play:

#IFeelLikeADunceWhen
a woman wearing a white cone hat that says " ecru "
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November 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever rhymes with shenanigans
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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endlessjeopardy.bsky.social
IT'S THE EARTH'S BIGGEST LACE
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM