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Caldwell Murchfield
@caldmurchfield.bsky.social
Jovial eccentric. Usually befuddled. Older than most people. Here to spread merriment.

"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
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If you're looking for high quality animal noir microfiction, this is the place to get it. Tell them Rico sent you, and they'll treat you right.

www.amazon.com/Yak-Been-Tol...
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November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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It's an emotional support Camel.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Damn. They'd sold out of Bactrians.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Buy me a pack of Camels.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Where is the nearest mud puddle?
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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We're plotting our revenge for this
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Was admiring one of those Christmas model villages watching the clockwork townsfolk going about their merry routines when my wife said to me 'What if people's souls are trapped in the figures and this is their hell?' which isn't something I've worried about before but is all I will worry about now.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
#SomeOddThingsIDo Teach people the proper way to buff a tortoise.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Good morning everybody!

It's 7 am UK/8 am CET It's Time For @wakeupnfeelgood.bsky.social Hosted By @FGFriendlies With @tweetfeelsgood ON X AND @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social ON BLUESKY!

Today Is #OddSocksDay So All Early Birds Out There Let's Play:

#SomeOddThingsIDo
a black and white photo of a man with the words weird things below him
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words weird things below him
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November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Prince Albert in a can? Horrifying!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Reigning in food spending.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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#NowThatItsDarkEarly it gives me an excuse to stay home more
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Two jailbirds in cuffs escaped prison.
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
#IFeelLikeADunceWhen I steal a tree after drinking sixteen Jager bombs, and get busted because I pass out before I can get it back to my hotel room.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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#IFeelLikeADunceWhen I don't know what you mean
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Good morning everybody!

It's 7 am UK/8 am CET It's Time For @wakeupnfeelgood.bsky.social Hosted By @FGFriendlies With @tweetfeelsgood ON X AND @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social ON BLUESKY!

Today Is #NationalDunceDay So All Early Birds Out There Let's Play:

#IFeelLikeADunceWhen
a woman wearing a white cone hat that says " ecru "
ALT: a woman wearing a white cone hat that says " ecru "
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November 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever rhymes with shenanigans
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM