Caldwell Murchfield
@caldmurchfield.bsky.social
Jovial eccentric. Usually befuddled. Older than most people. Here to spread merriment.
"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
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If you're looking for high quality animal noir microfiction, this is the place to get it. Tell them Rico sent you, and they'll treat you right.
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#WhatIDoOnceIGetUp Urinate, vomit, and start drinking again.
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 AM
#WhatIDoOnceIGetUp Urinate, vomit, and start drinking again.
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January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
#HonestQuestion Do I look like I care that you're offended by my abominable table manners?
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 AM
#HonestQuestion Do I look like I care that you're offended by my abominable table manners?
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What accessories should I buy? #HonestQuestion
January 31, 2026 at 3:24 AM
What accessories should I buy? #HonestQuestion
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#HonestQuestion You've done this before, haven't you, doll?
January 31, 2026 at 3:13 AM
#HonestQuestion You've done this before, haven't you, doll?
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January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Can we go for a ride? #HonestQuestion
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Can we go for a ride? #HonestQuestion
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#HonestQuestion is this week's #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame !
Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social !
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Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social !
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January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
#HonestQuestion is this week's #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame !
Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social !
(Please include pics or gifs with your posts)
Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social !
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SCTV - Katharine Hepburn for Twillings Tea
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January 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Veterinarians are superheroes.
January 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Veterinarians are superheroes.
I didn't really need this sad news today. Shit. RIP to the brilliant Catherine O'Hara, one of my all-time favorites. 😢
January 30, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I didn't really need this sad news today. Shit. RIP to the brilliant Catherine O'Hara, one of my all-time favorites. 😢
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meet & greet > mate & grate
January 30, 2026 at 8:43 PM
meet & greet > mate & grate
#TheOnlyWayToHaveFunIs with someone whose proclivities match yours.
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 AM
#TheOnlyWayToHaveFunIs with someone whose proclivities match yours.
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January 30, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Those who cringe at the word moist may wish to join the wetness protection program.
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Those who cringe at the word moist may wish to join the wetness protection program.
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Make sure to check in with your relatives who are worried that Redd Fox is dying of Ankylosing spondylitis.
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Make sure to check in with your relatives who are worried that Redd Fox is dying of Ankylosing spondylitis.
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I had that dream again
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I had that dream again
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January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Sometimes I touch the unknown stain on my coat and then touch my eyeball just to see how it all works out.
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Sometimes I touch the unknown stain on my coat and then touch my eyeball just to see how it all works out.