Caldwell Murchfield
@caldmurchfield.bsky.social
Jovial eccentric. Usually befuddled. Older than most people. Here to spread merriment.
"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
Duty and humanity!
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Duty and humanity!
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It's an emotional support Camel.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's an emotional support Camel.
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Damn. They'd sold out of Bactrians.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Damn. They'd sold out of Bactrians.
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Buy me a pack of Camels.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Buy me a pack of Camels.
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Where is the nearest mud puddle?
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Where is the nearest mud puddle?
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We're plotting our revenge for this
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
We're plotting our revenge for this
"Faster, Louie! They're gaining on us!"
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Faster, Louie! They're gaining on us!"
Cheers, Friendlies! 😊🍹
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Cheers, Friendlies! 😊🍹
What is something an experienced thief can open with a credit card?
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
What is something an experienced thief can open with a credit card?
What is Flaming sulfurwort?
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
What is Flaming sulfurwort?
"It's from Denmark, and smells rotten."
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"It's from Denmark, and smells rotten."
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Prince Albert in a can? Horrifying!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Prince Albert in a can? Horrifying!!