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A joke for the history buffs.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A joke for the history buffs.
a man is holding a bucket of fried chicken
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January 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
#FoundInDraculasCastle Dr Frankenstein'a browser history
a close up of a cartoon character 's eyes with a sad look on his face
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January 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
#FoundInDraculasCastle Dr Frankenstein'a browser history
#FoundInDraculasCastle my books of Dad jokes
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January 17, 2026 at 2:19 AM
#FoundInDraculasCastle my books of Dad jokes
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A real “tell your parents” paper (since everyone on Bsky is canonically 38).
Review of 21 studies of ppl over 50:
• Shingles vax associated w/47% lower risk of Alzheimer’s, 24% lower risk of any dementia
• Pneumonia vax had 36% lower risk of Alzheimer's
• Tdap had 33% lower risk of any dementia
Review of 21 studies of ppl over 50:
• Shingles vax associated w/47% lower risk of Alzheimer’s, 24% lower risk of any dementia
• Pneumonia vax had 36% lower risk of Alzheimer's
• Tdap had 33% lower risk of any dementia
Association between vaccinations and risk of dementia: a systematic review and meta-analysis
AbstractImportance. Dementia is a highly prevalent issue in older people. Whilst the prevention of dementia is a public health priority, the role of vaccin
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January 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
A real “tell your parents” paper (since everyone on Bsky is canonically 38).
Review of 21 studies of ppl over 50:
• Shingles vax associated w/47% lower risk of Alzheimer’s, 24% lower risk of any dementia
• Pneumonia vax had 36% lower risk of Alzheimer's
• Tdap had 33% lower risk of any dementia
Review of 21 studies of ppl over 50:
• Shingles vax associated w/47% lower risk of Alzheimer’s, 24% lower risk of any dementia
• Pneumonia vax had 36% lower risk of Alzheimer's
• Tdap had 33% lower risk of any dementia
#ImCalmBut it's only because I am not listening
a man with long hair and a beard is looking at his phone
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January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
#ImCalmBut it's only because I am not listening
#IncludeCarryPotatoSimilar
Unconfirmed music history.
The short-lived rock band Idaho had a similar song to Kansas's "Carry on Wayward Son" titled "Carry on Headstrong Spud"
But Potato Rock never really caught on anywhere and fell victim to Yacht Rock
Unconfirmed music history.
The short-lived rock band Idaho had a similar song to Kansas's "Carry on Wayward Son" titled "Carry on Headstrong Spud"
But Potato Rock never really caught on anywhere and fell victim to Yacht Rock
a man with a beard is singing into a microphone and the words the wayward son are above him
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January 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
#IncludeCarryPotatoSimilar
Unconfirmed music history.
The short-lived rock band Idaho had a similar song to Kansas's "Carry on Wayward Son" titled "Carry on Headstrong Spud"
But Potato Rock never really caught on anywhere and fell victim to Yacht Rock
Unconfirmed music history.
The short-lived rock band Idaho had a similar song to Kansas's "Carry on Wayward Son" titled "Carry on Headstrong Spud"
But Potato Rock never really caught on anywhere and fell victim to Yacht Rock
#IncludeCarryPotatoSimilar
Your pockets may seem to be a good place to carry potatoes in various forms and be considered similar to a Ziploc bag. But a Ziploc bag is more useful and your food will have much less lint and other things attached to it.
Your pockets may seem to be a good place to carry potatoes in various forms and be considered similar to a Ziploc bag. But a Ziploc bag is more useful and your food will have much less lint and other things attached to it.
a man wearing a t-shirt that has a helicopter on it
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January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
#IncludeCarryPotatoSimilar
Your pockets may seem to be a good place to carry potatoes in various forms and be considered similar to a Ziploc bag. But a Ziploc bag is more useful and your food will have much less lint and other things attached to it.
Your pockets may seem to be a good place to carry potatoes in various forms and be considered similar to a Ziploc bag. But a Ziploc bag is more useful and your food will have much less lint and other things attached to it.
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We are SCREAMING!
THE TOXIC AVENGER is streaming on Screambox – subscribe and watch now.
THE TOXIC AVENGER is streaming on Screambox – subscribe and watch now.
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
We are SCREAMING!
THE TOXIC AVENGER is streaming on Screambox – subscribe and watch now.
THE TOXIC AVENGER is streaming on Screambox – subscribe and watch now.
#MyIceSculptureIs taking longer than I planned. Can you wait a bit longer?
a man is covered in snow and ice and is standing in the snow .
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January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
#MyIceSculptureIs taking longer than I planned. Can you wait a bit longer?
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AIPAC spends hundreds of millions buying primaries across the country.
Now they’re trying to buy mine.
Now they’re trying to buy mine.
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
AIPAC spends hundreds of millions buying primaries across the country.
Now they’re trying to buy mine.
Now they’re trying to buy mine.
January 12, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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"Uruguay did what most nations still call impossible: it built a power grid that runs almost entirely on renewables, at half the cost of fossil fuels... creating 50,000 jobs, and protecting the economy from price shocks."
Uruguay’s Renewable Charge: A Small Nation, A Big Lesson For The World
Uruguay built a power grid that runs 99% on renewables—at half the cost of fossil fuels. Here’s how its bold energy overhaul became a global model.
www.forbes.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"Uruguay did what most nations still call impossible: it built a power grid that runs almost entirely on renewables, at half the cost of fossil fuels... creating 50,000 jobs, and protecting the economy from price shocks."
#IncludeBloomEchoProud #Include3Words
#HashtagGame
I do not support any of my opponent's views.
In fact I can proudly say I echo the sentiment of the majority of the public that he is a blooming idiot.
#HashtagGame
I do not support any of my opponent's views.
In fact I can proudly say I echo the sentiment of the majority of the public that he is a blooming idiot.
January 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
#IncludeBloomEchoProud #Include3Words
#HashtagGame
I do not support any of my opponent's views.
In fact I can proudly say I echo the sentiment of the majority of the public that he is a blooming idiot.
#HashtagGame
I do not support any of my opponent's views.
In fact I can proudly say I echo the sentiment of the majority of the public that he is a blooming idiot.
#IncludeBloomEchoProud #Include3Words
#HashtagGame
I miss the days when a Bloom County cartoon would proudly echo my thoughts for the moment
#HashtagGame
I miss the days when a Bloom County cartoon would proudly echo my thoughts for the moment
a cartoon character is standing in front of a sign that says bar balls
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January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
#IncludeBloomEchoProud #Include3Words
#HashtagGame
I miss the days when a Bloom County cartoon would proudly echo my thoughts for the moment
#HashtagGame
I miss the days when a Bloom County cartoon would proudly echo my thoughts for the moment
#ImNotAQuitterBut then I never started
a young boy with glasses says i haven t started yet
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January 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
#ImNotAQuitterBut then I never started
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
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Minnesota officials are encouraging peaceful protest, and remind people to not walk on highways, throw objects, use illegal weapons, or assault anyone.
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Minnesota officials are encouraging peaceful protest, and remind people to not walk on highways, throw objects, use illegal weapons, or assault anyone.
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Woke up in zip ties with feces smeared on the wall so I guess the J6ers stopped by last night. Treason’s greetings to you all!
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Woke up in zip ties with feces smeared on the wall so I guess the J6ers stopped by last night. Treason’s greetings to you all!
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January 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
#IncludeChargePepperHeavy #Include3Words #HashtagGame
It was with a heavy heart that the police officer, who ordered his food with extra peppers but was over salted, charged the chef with Exaggerated Assault.
It was with a heavy heart that the police officer, who ordered his food with extra peppers but was over salted, charged the chef with Exaggerated Assault.
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
#IncludeChargePepperHeavy #Include3Words #HashtagGame
It was with a heavy heart that the police officer, who ordered his food with extra peppers but was over salted, charged the chef with Exaggerated Assault.
It was with a heavy heart that the police officer, who ordered his food with extra peppers but was over salted, charged the chef with Exaggerated Assault.
#ThisYearWillBeFullOf power naps
a woman in a pink shirt is laying on a table with a cup of coffee and the words power nap above her head
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January 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
#ThisYearWillBeFullOf power naps
