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New season starts now
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
#Witchcraft101Says if you don't have any eye of newt you can substitute a captain.
a framed painting of a pirate with aye aye captain written on the bottom
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November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
#BigAnimalsInASongOrMovie
Knocking at Your Blue Whale
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
#IncludeLimitRiverUseful
"Cry me a river" was something some parents thought was useful to limit the whining of their children. Not having the foresight that when parents are older and need help from their children expect a different response.
a person is holding a small violin in their hand with the caption poor thing .
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November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
#IncludeLimitRiverUseful
For some the river of knowledge is limitless and very useful. For some it is just a babbling brook.
a woman is making a funny face with the words so that level of stupid does exist wow
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November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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#SignsOfANumberOneFan More invested in you than you are
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
#WhatIFoundBehindTheDoor was a gang of dust bunnies.
a stuffed animal with an orange nose is sitting on a table
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October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
#IfRealLifeWereAMusical I think it was at intermission before the next act
a purple sign that says show starts in 5 minutes visit our refreshment center
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October 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
#ThingsYouCanDoOnYourOwn is to be a fool and not care
a man in a green shirt is dancing on a stage
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October 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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This is the ad Donald Trump woke up furious about.

Would be a shame if it went viral.
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
#Include3Words
#IncludeWinkWingFalse
#HashtagGame

I missed the pilot's wink when he told me on my first airplane ride it wasn't a false statement that the airplane wings had to flap in order for the airplane to fly.

When I didn't see them moving I was terrified.
a plane is taking off from a runway with its wings spread
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October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
#Include3Words
#IncludeWinkWingFalse
#HashtagGame

I was falsely accused of winking at his date when I accidentally put hot sauce in my eye when eating habanero wings.
a man wearing blue gloves is eating a large piece of food .
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October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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#MyIceCreamShopWouldBeCalled
Is that a cone in your pocket?
(Or are you just wanting ice cream?)
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
#HornyHorrorNovels
From Behind

"Humans are such easy lay"
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM