Horatio Dandy
@horatiodandy.bsky.social
Passionate advocate for luxurious periwigs and the finest quality gentlemen's hosiery.
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Money's Too Tight to Mansion #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutAHouse
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Money's Too Tight to Mansion #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutAHouse
M.G. Motoriginal Gangster #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
M.G. Motoriginal Gangster #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars
I Know What You Did Last Humber #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I Know What You Did Last Humber #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars
Hubert Duquesne, the "Godfather" of autoerotic asphyxiation.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hubert Duquesne, the "Godfather" of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Only took them 86 years to get here.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Only took them 86 years to get here.
Reposted by Horatio Dandy
Many of you are too young to remember Burt Reynolds in Playgirl magazine
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Many of you are too young to remember Burt Reynolds in Playgirl magazine
How Soon Is Nous? #ASongOrMovieForCommonSense
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
How Soon Is Nous? #ASongOrMovieForCommonSense
Hey Northern Hemisphere, you know that hour you just lost?
We took it.
Good luck trying to get it back, suckers. Mwahahahahaha!
We took it.
Good luck trying to get it back, suckers. Mwahahahahaha!
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Hey Northern Hemisphere, you know that hour you just lost?
We took it.
Good luck trying to get it back, suckers. Mwahahahahaha!
We took it.
Good luck trying to get it back, suckers. Mwahahahahaha!
Now the Blue Jays are bringing out their secret weapon.
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Now the Blue Jays are bringing out their secret weapon.
I'm attaching my neighbor's yappy little dog to my ceiling as a smoke alarm.
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm attaching my neighbor's yappy little dog to my ceiling as a smoke alarm.
I see a photo like this and I automatically thinks the boat is about to be blown up by a US airstrike.
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I see a photo like this and I automatically thinks the boat is about to be blown up by a US airstrike.
I don't just use weasel words.
I also write ferret phrases, ermine epithets, sable sentences, polecat paragraphs, marten missives, skunk scripts, badger books, mink monographs and miscellaneous mustelid manuscripts.
I also write ferret phrases, ermine epithets, sable sentences, polecat paragraphs, marten missives, skunk scripts, badger books, mink monographs and miscellaneous mustelid manuscripts.
October 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I don't just use weasel words.
I also write ferret phrases, ermine epithets, sable sentences, polecat paragraphs, marten missives, skunk scripts, badger books, mink monographs and miscellaneous mustelid manuscripts.
I also write ferret phrases, ermine epithets, sable sentences, polecat paragraphs, marten missives, skunk scripts, badger books, mink monographs and miscellaneous mustelid manuscripts.
The Mariners are going to score a touchdown, get the 2-point conversion, recover the onside kick, slot a field goal and send this game to overtime.
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Mariners are going to score a touchdown, get the 2-point conversion, recover the onside kick, slot a field goal and send this game to overtime.
Reposted by Horatio Dandy
Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum
October 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum
Changing my LinkedIn profile to "A lone drifter haunted by a troubled past. A rugged handsome maverick who plays by his own rules. Thought leader."
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Changing my LinkedIn profile to "A lone drifter haunted by a troubled past. A rugged handsome maverick who plays by his own rules. Thought leader."
The Gloucester Swan Regiment training for the D-day landings, 1944.
The "Honking Hell-Raisers" were the first to breach the German defences at Gold Beach on 6 June, occupying Bayeux the following day.
The "Honking Hell-Raisers" were the first to breach the German defences at Gold Beach on 6 June, occupying Bayeux the following day.
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The Gloucester Swan Regiment training for the D-day landings, 1944.
The "Honking Hell-Raisers" were the first to breach the German defences at Gold Beach on 6 June, occupying Bayeux the following day.
The "Honking Hell-Raisers" were the first to breach the German defences at Gold Beach on 6 June, occupying Bayeux the following day.
National Foodball League teams:
New England Pastryots
Cincinnati Bagels
Washington Corianders
Buffalo Dills
Los Angeles Yams
Kansas City Chefs
Baltimore Raisins
Detroit Loins
Green Bay Crackers
Cleveland Brownies
New England Pastryots
Cincinnati Bagels
Washington Corianders
Buffalo Dills
Los Angeles Yams
Kansas City Chefs
Baltimore Raisins
Detroit Loins
Green Bay Crackers
Cleveland Brownies
September 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
National Foodball League teams:
New England Pastryots
Cincinnati Bagels
Washington Corianders
Buffalo Dills
Los Angeles Yams
Kansas City Chefs
Baltimore Raisins
Detroit Loins
Green Bay Crackers
Cleveland Brownies
New England Pastryots
Cincinnati Bagels
Washington Corianders
Buffalo Dills
Los Angeles Yams
Kansas City Chefs
Baltimore Raisins
Detroit Loins
Green Bay Crackers
Cleveland Brownies
Bridget Jones's Diarrhoea
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#RejectedRomanceTitle
August 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Bridget Jones's Diarrhoea
#RejectedRomanceTitle
#RejectedRomanceTitle
I now know random acts of kindness don't include spontaneous acupuncture.
August 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I now know random acts of kindness don't include spontaneous acupuncture.
Is it just me, or does this monkey look like Erin Patterson the Australian mushroom murderer?
August 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Is it just me, or does this monkey look like Erin Patterson the Australian mushroom murderer?
Poser dinosaur: "I was into Antarctica before it was cool."
August 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Poser dinosaur: "I was into Antarctica before it was cool."
Musician psych ward diagnoses
Seal: crazy
Patsy Cline: crazy
Icehouse: crazy
Gnarls Barkley: crazy
Madonna: crazy, triggered by you
Fine Young Cannibals: crazy, triggered by unnamed female
Beyonce: crazy, triggered by love
Queen: thinks love itself is crazy
Ozzy Osbourne: thinks train is crazy
Seal: crazy
Patsy Cline: crazy
Icehouse: crazy
Gnarls Barkley: crazy
Madonna: crazy, triggered by you
Fine Young Cannibals: crazy, triggered by unnamed female
Beyonce: crazy, triggered by love
Queen: thinks love itself is crazy
Ozzy Osbourne: thinks train is crazy
July 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Musician psych ward diagnoses
Seal: crazy
Patsy Cline: crazy
Icehouse: crazy
Gnarls Barkley: crazy
Madonna: crazy, triggered by you
Fine Young Cannibals: crazy, triggered by unnamed female
Beyonce: crazy, triggered by love
Queen: thinks love itself is crazy
Ozzy Osbourne: thinks train is crazy
Seal: crazy
Patsy Cline: crazy
Icehouse: crazy
Gnarls Barkley: crazy
Madonna: crazy, triggered by you
Fine Young Cannibals: crazy, triggered by unnamed female
Beyonce: crazy, triggered by love
Queen: thinks love itself is crazy
Ozzy Osbourne: thinks train is crazy
An old gypsy woman fortold that I will die the same way.
July 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
An old gypsy woman fortold that I will die the same way.
I've taken my cat to the vet because she has breathing problems. It's no wonder - she smokes two packs a day. I've begged her to quit but her scowl just says "screw you buddy, I've got eight more lives".
July 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I've taken my cat to the vet because she has breathing problems. It's no wonder - she smokes two packs a day. I've begged her to quit but her scowl just says "screw you buddy, I've got eight more lives".
Mother and three children slain in recipe rampage
June 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Mother and three children slain in recipe rampage