Horatio Dandy
@horatiodandy.bsky.social
Passionate advocate for luxurious periwigs and the finest quality gentlemen's hosiery.
Damn. They'd sold out of Bactrians.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Damn. They'd sold out of Bactrians.
What portly men do with their gut when an attractive woman is near.
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What portly men do with their gut when an attractive woman is near.
Chose the greater of two weevils.
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Chose the greater of two weevils.
Blue tiled walls, green reptiled bath.
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Blue tiled walls, green reptiled bath.
The Mattel family divorce got ugly.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Mattel family divorce got ugly.
Sailor Moon had a tough childhood
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Sailor Moon had a tough childhood
If they do that then they should adopt a few CFL rules. Teams score 1 for a missed shot at goal.
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
If they do that then they should adopt a few CFL rules. Teams score 1 for a missed shot at goal.
Alex Trebek was the real monster.
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Alex Trebek was the real monster.
Slight mishap at the piranha aquarium
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Slight mishap at the piranha aquarium
The president's peacekeeping solution for Gaza.
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The president's peacekeeping solution for Gaza.
Who ya gonna call? Ghost Dusters!
October 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Who ya gonna call? Ghost Dusters!