Horatio Dandy
horatiodandy.bsky.social
Horatio Dandy
@horatiodandy.bsky.social
Passionate advocate for luxurious periwigs and the finest quality gentlemen's hosiery.
The fireball was burning, you say?
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
That time Ned Kelly was on RuPaul's Drag Race.
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The new Wiggles line-up looks interesting
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Money's Too Tight to Mansion #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutAHouse
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
M.G. Motoriginal Gangster #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I Know What You Did Last Humber #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Hubert Duquesne, the "Godfather" of autoerotic asphyxiation.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Only took them 86 years to get here.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hey Northern Hemisphere, you know that hour you just lost?

We took it.

Good luck trying to get it back, suckers. Mwahahahahaha!
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Now the Blue Jays are bringing out their secret weapon.
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I see a photo like this and I automatically thinks the boat is about to be blown up by a US airstrike.
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The Gloucester Swan Regiment training for the D-day landings, 1944.

The "Honking Hell-Raisers" were the first to breach the German defences at Gold Beach on 6 June, occupying Bayeux the following day.
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Is it just me, or does this monkey look like Erin Patterson the Australian mushroom murderer?
August 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Poser dinosaur: "I was into Antarctica before it was cool."
August 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
An old gypsy woman fortold that I will die the same way.
July 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I've taken my cat to the vet because she has breathing problems. It's no wonder - she smokes two packs a day. I've begged her to quit but her scowl just says "screw you buddy, I've got eight more lives".
July 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Mother and three children slain in recipe rampage
June 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
June 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I've put this sign up inside my front door.
June 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This rude boy puts the ska in skateboarding.
May 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#ITakeItSlowWhen cruisin' down the boulevard in my low rider.
May 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I always picture Russell Crowe in Gladiator standing in the Coliseum with a cigarette in one hand and a can of Victoria Bitter in the other.
May 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Thinking today of Claudette, a moose calf eaten by wolves on this day in 1536 in the vicinity of what is now Kamloops, British Columbia. Gone too soon.
May 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The reboot of Little House on the Prairie is rather gritty.
April 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM