Horatio Dandy
@horatiodandy.bsky.social
Passionate advocate for luxurious periwigs and the finest quality gentlemen's hosiery.
The fireball was burning, you say?
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The fireball was burning, you say?
#ASongOrMovieForWhatHorsesDo
Buck the Pain Away
Buck the Pain Away
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
#ASongOrMovieForWhatHorsesDo
Buck the Pain Away
Buck the Pain Away
That time Ned Kelly was on RuPaul's Drag Race.
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
That time Ned Kelly was on RuPaul's Drag Race.
The new Wiggles line-up looks interesting
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The new Wiggles line-up looks interesting
Money's Too Tight to Mansion #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutAHouse
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Money's Too Tight to Mansion #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutAHouse
M.G. Motoriginal Gangster #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
M.G. Motoriginal Gangster #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars
I Know What You Did Last Humber #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I Know What You Did Last Humber #ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars
Hubert Duquesne, the "Godfather" of autoerotic asphyxiation.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hubert Duquesne, the "Godfather" of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Only took them 86 years to get here.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Only took them 86 years to get here.
Hey Northern Hemisphere, you know that hour you just lost?
We took it.
Good luck trying to get it back, suckers. Mwahahahahaha!
We took it.
Good luck trying to get it back, suckers. Mwahahahahaha!
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Hey Northern Hemisphere, you know that hour you just lost?
We took it.
Good luck trying to get it back, suckers. Mwahahahahaha!
We took it.
Good luck trying to get it back, suckers. Mwahahahahaha!
Now the Blue Jays are bringing out their secret weapon.
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Now the Blue Jays are bringing out their secret weapon.
I see a photo like this and I automatically thinks the boat is about to be blown up by a US airstrike.
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I see a photo like this and I automatically thinks the boat is about to be blown up by a US airstrike.
The Gloucester Swan Regiment training for the D-day landings, 1944.
The "Honking Hell-Raisers" were the first to breach the German defences at Gold Beach on 6 June, occupying Bayeux the following day.
The "Honking Hell-Raisers" were the first to breach the German defences at Gold Beach on 6 June, occupying Bayeux the following day.
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The Gloucester Swan Regiment training for the D-day landings, 1944.
The "Honking Hell-Raisers" were the first to breach the German defences at Gold Beach on 6 June, occupying Bayeux the following day.
The "Honking Hell-Raisers" were the first to breach the German defences at Gold Beach on 6 June, occupying Bayeux the following day.
Is it just me, or does this monkey look like Erin Patterson the Australian mushroom murderer?
August 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Is it just me, or does this monkey look like Erin Patterson the Australian mushroom murderer?
Poser dinosaur: "I was into Antarctica before it was cool."
August 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Poser dinosaur: "I was into Antarctica before it was cool."
An old gypsy woman fortold that I will die the same way.
July 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
An old gypsy woman fortold that I will die the same way.
I've taken my cat to the vet because she has breathing problems. It's no wonder - she smokes two packs a day. I've begged her to quit but her scowl just says "screw you buddy, I've got eight more lives".
July 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I've taken my cat to the vet because she has breathing problems. It's no wonder - she smokes two packs a day. I've begged her to quit but her scowl just says "screw you buddy, I've got eight more lives".
Mother and three children slain in recipe rampage
June 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Mother and three children slain in recipe rampage
June 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I've put this sign up inside my front door.
June 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I've put this sign up inside my front door.
This rude boy puts the ska in skateboarding.
May 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This rude boy puts the ska in skateboarding.
#ITakeItSlowWhen cruisin' down the boulevard in my low rider.
May 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
#ITakeItSlowWhen cruisin' down the boulevard in my low rider.
I always picture Russell Crowe in Gladiator standing in the Coliseum with a cigarette in one hand and a can of Victoria Bitter in the other.
May 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I always picture Russell Crowe in Gladiator standing in the Coliseum with a cigarette in one hand and a can of Victoria Bitter in the other.
Thinking today of Claudette, a moose calf eaten by wolves on this day in 1536 in the vicinity of what is now Kamloops, British Columbia. Gone too soon.
May 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Thinking today of Claudette, a moose calf eaten by wolves on this day in 1536 in the vicinity of what is now Kamloops, British Columbia. Gone too soon.
The reboot of Little House on the Prairie is rather gritty.
April 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The reboot of Little House on the Prairie is rather gritty.