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@connielukey.bsky.social
I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.

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Grocery prices are so high, I’m looking for Extra Slutty Olive Oil.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction
November 22, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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“You drive, I’m tired.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
#FastFoodVarietyInASongOrMovie
Here's a Quarter Pounder,
Call Someone Who Cares
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November 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Welcome to your 40s. The DJ at this grocery store is spinning nothing but hits.
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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“Tell Alice I just want to talk!”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
#WhatMyTShirtSaysIs
If you can't be a good example,
at least be a horrible warning.
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November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Tried sexting but autocorrect changed “ravage me” to “average me,” and honestly that feels more achievable.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Thank you for awakening my inner child. I hope you enjoy all the crying and tantrums.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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she better run
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
#BadOpeningLineToALoveSong
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Everybody’s gangsta…

Until they walk into a spider web.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Hamburger helps those that help themselves
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I tried to attend a seminar for kleptomaniacs. All the seats were already taken.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
#ASongOrMovieForTypesOfSoup
It's All About That Bouillabaisse
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November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#Witchcraft101Says
don't text and fly.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM