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@connielukey.bsky.social
I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.

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I took everyone’s advice and ate the rich. They tasted like saddle leather and unpaid taxes.
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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I’ll let a faucet go on dripping for years. It’s like an old friend
February 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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My buddy from New Mexico? I think you mean, my palbuquerque.
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Everyone thinks it's politics tearing us all apart when in fact it's Rolling Stone magazine's Top 50 lists
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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I’d like to think the crossing guard is waving only at me, but in my heart of hearts I know he’s waving at other drivers too
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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can we ride at noon? dawn is a bit early, i want to sleep in.
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Doctor: So, what are you using for birth control?

Me: Usually black socks with sandals.
November 30, 2024 at 12:09 AM
#CandyGumsInASongOrMovie
Too Many Sweedish Fish in the Sea
a package of swedish fish on a yellow and blue background
ALT: a package of swedish fish on a yellow and blue background
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February 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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I will toss the rogue in a blanket.
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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hey if you didn’t go to high school in the 90s i just think you should know we were doing far fewer synchronized dances than the movies would have you believe
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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AGAIN.

EVERYBODY NOW.
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Good morning. ☕
February 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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Smoke some weed
save the bees
plant more trees
clean the seas
titties

#DocAfterDark
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well. He's a very good buoy.
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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The medical term for owning too many dogs? A roverdose.
February 13, 2026 at 9:31 AM
#ASongOrMovieForDailyTransport
I Want You-ooh-ooh,
To Show Me the Subway
a woman in a top hat is standing in front of a sign that says 50 street
ALT: a woman in a top hat is standing in front of a sign that says 50 street
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February 13, 2026 at 12:10 PM