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I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
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Grocery prices are so high, I’m looking for Extra Slutty Olive Oil.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Grocery prices are so high, I’m looking for Extra Slutty Olive Oil.
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This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction
November 22, 2024 at 1:23 PM
This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction
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“You drive, I’m tired.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“You drive, I’m tired.”
#MyNewAdventureTakesMe
to a brand new Baggins
to a brand new Baggins
a man running in a field with the words " i 'm going on an adventure "
ALT: a man running in a field with the words " i 'm going on an adventure "
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November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
#MyNewAdventureTakesMe
to a brand new Baggins
to a brand new Baggins
#MyIdealSundayIs
all booked up.
all booked up.
a woman is reading a book while laying on a couch next to a robot vacuum cleaner
ALT: a woman is reading a book while laying on a couch next to a robot vacuum cleaner
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
#MyIdealSundayIs
all booked up.
all booked up.
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Welcome to your 40s. The DJ at this grocery store is spinning nothing but hits.
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Welcome to your 40s. The DJ at this grocery store is spinning nothing but hits.
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“Tell Alice I just want to talk!”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“Tell Alice I just want to talk!”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
#MyCoworkerAnnoysMeBy
putting my stuff in jello
putting my stuff in jello
a man in a suit is sitting at a desk and says he put my stuff in jell-o again .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a desk and says he put my stuff in jell-o again .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
#MyCoworkerAnnoysMeBy
putting my stuff in jello
putting my stuff in jello
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Tried sexting but autocorrect changed “ravage me” to “average me,” and honestly that feels more achievable.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Tried sexting but autocorrect changed “ravage me” to “average me,” and honestly that feels more achievable.
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Thank you for awakening my inner child. I hope you enjoy all the crying and tantrums.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Thank you for awakening my inner child. I hope you enjoy all the crying and tantrums.
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If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
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#ASongOrMovieForFoodInJars
Pump Up the Strawberry Jam
Pump Up the Strawberry Jam
three jars of smucker 's strawberry jam are sitting on a counter
ALT: three jars of smucker 's strawberry jam are sitting on a counter
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
#ASongOrMovieForFoodInJars
Pump Up the Strawberry Jam
Pump Up the Strawberry Jam
#BadOpeningLineToALoveSong
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
a man in a black tank top stands next to a woman
ALT: a man in a black tank top stands next to a woman
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
#BadOpeningLineToALoveSong
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Everybody’s gangsta…
Until they walk into a spider web.
Until they walk into a spider web.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Everybody’s gangsta…
Until they walk into a spider web.
Until they walk into a spider web.
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Hamburger helps those that help themselves
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hamburger helps those that help themselves
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I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
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I tried to attend a seminar for kleptomaniacs. All the seats were already taken.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I tried to attend a seminar for kleptomaniacs. All the seats were already taken.
#ASongOrMovieForTypesOfSoup
It's All About That Bouillabaisse
It's All About That Bouillabaisse
a man in a white shirt is holding a pot of food
ALT: a man in a white shirt is holding a pot of food
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
#ASongOrMovieForTypesOfSoup
It's All About That Bouillabaisse
It's All About That Bouillabaisse
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#ASongOrMovieForWaysToLearn
YouTube Lights Up My Life
YouTube Lights Up My Life
a man in a suit and tie says " when i discovered youtube , i did n't work for five days "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " when i discovered youtube , i did n't work for five days "
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
#ASongOrMovieForWaysToLearn
YouTube Lights Up My Life
YouTube Lights Up My Life
#Witchcraft101Says
don't text and fly.
don't text and fly.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
#Witchcraft101Says
don't text and fly.
don't text and fly.