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I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
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a swifterpics photo of a woman dancing on stage
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November 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
#MyResponseToWork
is to call in ick.
is to call in ick.
a woman in a california shirt is holding a bouquet of flowers
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November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
#MyResponseToWork
is to call in ick.
is to call in ick.
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Whenever I feel unprepared for retirement, I glance at my big vodka bottle filled with loose change and sigh with relief.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Whenever I feel unprepared for retirement, I glance at my big vodka bottle filled with loose change and sigh with relief.
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Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
#IfYouDontGiveThanks
No soup for you!
No soup for you!
a chef says no soup for you while another chef looks on
ALT: a chef says no soup for you while another chef looks on
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November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
#IfYouDontGiveThanks
No soup for you!
No soup for you!
#ASongOrMovieForHairTypes
On Golden Blonde
On Golden Blonde
a blonde woman singing into a microphone with a blue background
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November 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
#ASongOrMovieForHairTypes
On Golden Blonde
On Golden Blonde
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House Democrats sponsor a resolution saying President Trump cannot attack Venezuela if he cannot correctly spell it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
House Democrats sponsor a resolution saying President Trump cannot attack Venezuela if he cannot correctly spell it.
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
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Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
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Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
#FoodIngredientsInASongOrMovie
You Don't Bring Me Flours
You Don't Bring Me Flours
a person holding a cardboard box that says i brought you flours on it
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November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
#FoodIngredientsInASongOrMovie
You Don't Bring Me Flours
You Don't Bring Me Flours
#IfIWereASciFiCharacter
I would need more Data
I would need more Data
a man is making a funny face and sayingindubitably in front of a plant .
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November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
#IfIWereASciFiCharacter
I would need more Data
I would need more Data
#ASongOrMovieForSciFiTrivia
No Klingon, No Cry, No Tear Ducts
No Klingon, No Cry, No Tear Ducts
a man with a mask on his face is sitting in a chair with his hand on his face .
ALT: a man with a mask on his face is sitting in a chair with his hand on his face .
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November 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
#ASongOrMovieForSciFiTrivia
No Klingon, No Cry, No Tear Ducts
No Klingon, No Cry, No Tear Ducts
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Me and the cats all got needles today. Different things. None of us cried.
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Me and the cats all got needles today. Different things. None of us cried.
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when a friend shares with you the frightening details of their recent medical procedure be sure to interrupt them to tell them all about your own far less harrowing procedure seven years ago
people love that
people love that
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
when a friend shares with you the frightening details of their recent medical procedure be sure to interrupt them to tell them all about your own far less harrowing procedure seven years ago
people love that
people love that
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Them: you look so friendly. Hi.
Me: Sorry. No. That’s my kegel face
Me: Sorry. No. That’s my kegel face
September 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Them: you look so friendly. Hi.
Me: Sorry. No. That’s my kegel face
Me: Sorry. No. That’s my kegel face
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Terrifying if real : eye contact
August 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Terrifying if real : eye contact
#FoodRelishesInASongOrMovie
Ajvar From Heaven
Ajvar From Heaven
a woman is holding a jar of hummus and a jar of aivar
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November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
#FoodRelishesInASongOrMovie
Ajvar From Heaven
Ajvar From Heaven
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The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
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So what exactly happens when you reach the 19th hour and you're wearing an eighteen hour bra?
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So what exactly happens when you reach the 19th hour and you're wearing an eighteen hour bra?
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Where can I get a grip? Are those on Amazon?
December 7, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Where can I get a grip? Are those on Amazon?
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#ASongOrMovieForARideOfAllKinds
My Baby Takes the Morning Go Train
My Baby Takes the Morning Go Train
a green and white train is going down train tracks with a city skyline in the background
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November 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
#ASongOrMovieForARideOfAllKinds
My Baby Takes the Morning Go Train
My Baby Takes the Morning Go Train
#ASongOrMovieForNiceThingsToSay
The Way You Look Marvelous, Tonight
The Way You Look Marvelous, Tonight
a man in a suit and tie is saying `` you look marvelous '' in front of a brick wall .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` you look marvelous '' in front of a brick wall .
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November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
#ASongOrMovieForNiceThingsToSay
The Way You Look Marvelous, Tonight
The Way You Look Marvelous, Tonight