Pinot Evil
@pinotevil.bsky.social
I do all my own stunts.
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Pinot Evil
@pinotevil.bsky.social
· Jan 28
It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
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The GOP doesn't want a rule that ICE can't wear masks for fear of doxxing. If the agents weren't acting like absolute Gestapo thugs, it wouldn't be a problem.
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The GOP doesn't want a rule that ICE can't wear masks for fear of doxxing. If the agents weren't acting like absolute Gestapo thugs, it wouldn't be a problem.
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Eithout gender affirming care, Elon would look like this
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Eithout gender affirming care, Elon would look like this
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Globe and Mail cartoon
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Globe and Mail cartoon
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Is it me or are we all like "ok. what now?"
February 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Is it me or are we all like "ok. what now?"
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Something about Cat Stevens "Moonshadow" brings out my inner whore
February 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Something about Cat Stevens "Moonshadow" brings out my inner whore
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This week calls for a tumbler full of whiskey.
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
This week calls for a tumbler full of whiskey.
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me: how about a little nutmeg?
meg:
meg:
December 14, 2024 at 4:33 PM
me: how about a little nutmeg?
meg:
meg:
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i gotta stop procrastinating. ok, that’s it. starting tomorrow
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 AM
i gotta stop procrastinating. ok, that’s it. starting tomorrow
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he died doing what he loved… teaching bears to high five
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
he died doing what he loved… teaching bears to high five
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When people say, "see you later alligator," I like to say, "In a while pedophile," because people who say that stuff are likely pedophiles.
November 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
When people say, "see you later alligator," I like to say, "In a while pedophile," because people who say that stuff are likely pedophiles.
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Shall I compare thee to some chick who gave me syphilis in college?
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Shall I compare thee to some chick who gave me syphilis in college?
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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
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“I am feeling a little bit tipsy,” I said to the pigeon who landed on what was left of the guardrail.
June 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“I am feeling a little bit tipsy,” I said to the pigeon who landed on what was left of the guardrail.
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So, read anything scandalous about the wealthy class lately?
January 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
So, read anything scandalous about the wealthy class lately?
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I’ve never been in a fight but I have dropped my phone on my face in bed so I get it.
February 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’ve never been in a fight but I have dropped my phone on my face in bed so I get it.
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I love how humans evolved to have dimples. Survival was key, but let’s at least be cute while we try.
February 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I love how humans evolved to have dimples. Survival was key, but let’s at least be cute while we try.
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Stop using dating apps and just start calling for pizza. Pizza delivery drivers have a car, a job, and pizza. Jackpot
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Stop using dating apps and just start calling for pizza. Pizza delivery drivers have a car, a job, and pizza. Jackpot
What exactly has been exposed in the Epstein files if they are so heavily redacted?
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 AM
What exactly has been exposed in the Epstein files if they are so heavily redacted?
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Thou shalt not stand idly by whilst a dictator murders civilians and steals ballot boxes so he can rig the next election because he needs to protect billionaire pedophiles (himself).
January 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Thou shalt not stand idly by whilst a dictator murders civilians and steals ballot boxes so he can rig the next election because he needs to protect billionaire pedophiles (himself).
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[5 years after an argument] AND ANOTHER THING
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
[5 years after an argument] AND ANOTHER THING
Supporting your no school, no work, no shopping!
Let’s go USA!
Let’s gooooo!
Let’s go USA!
Let’s gooooo!
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Supporting your no school, no work, no shopping!
Let’s go USA!
Let’s gooooo!
Let’s go USA!
Let’s gooooo!
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My rap name is lil fire stick
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
My rap name is lil fire stick
Sexting though your car Bluetooth in rush hour traffic is diabolical.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Sexting though your car Bluetooth in rush hour traffic is diabolical.
I bet Donald Trump is hung like a horse…
…. A seahorse.
…. A seahorse.
January 30, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I bet Donald Trump is hung like a horse…
…. A seahorse.
…. A seahorse.
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[aquarium]
ME: ooh look at the chorse
WIFE: it’s seahorse
ME: i know how to spell chorse linda
ME: ooh look at the chorse
WIFE: it’s seahorse
ME: i know how to spell chorse linda
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
[aquarium]
ME: ooh look at the chorse
WIFE: it’s seahorse
ME: i know how to spell chorse linda
ME: ooh look at the chorse
WIFE: it’s seahorse
ME: i know how to spell chorse linda