Pinot Evil
@pinotevil.bsky.social
I do all my own stunts.
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Pinot Evil
@pinotevil.bsky.social
· Jan 28
It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
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true love is laying in bed mimicking the sounds of each others farts
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
true love is laying in bed mimicking the sounds of each others farts
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Maybe I'm old fashioned but I think the best way to keep a man is embalming fluid. He'll keep for years.
November 19, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Maybe I'm old fashioned but I think the best way to keep a man is embalming fluid. He'll keep for years.
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I'm staying in 2025 next year.
Still got plenty more shit to ruin.
Still got plenty more shit to ruin.
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'm staying in 2025 next year.
Still got plenty more shit to ruin.
Still got plenty more shit to ruin.
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So let me get this straight…
To enter a country I don’t even want to visit rn, I now have to submit my memes, my bad jokes, my 3am personality crisis, and pass the creepy orange reality-show vibe check?
To enter a country I don’t even want to visit rn, I now have to submit my memes, my bad jokes, my 3am personality crisis, and pass the creepy orange reality-show vibe check?
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 AM
So let me get this straight…
To enter a country I don’t even want to visit rn, I now have to submit my memes, my bad jokes, my 3am personality crisis, and pass the creepy orange reality-show vibe check?
To enter a country I don’t even want to visit rn, I now have to submit my memes, my bad jokes, my 3am personality crisis, and pass the creepy orange reality-show vibe check?
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Welcome to your 50s.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Welcome to your 50s.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
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Everything becomes sexier if you add the word French to it.
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
February 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Everything becomes sexier if you add the word French to it.
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
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Everyone is calling them the “Trumpstein Files”
February 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Everyone is calling them the “Trumpstein Files”
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We may need to start saying "Epstein is in the Trump Files"!
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
We may need to start saying "Epstein is in the Trump Files"!
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Donald Trump is mentioned 10 times more in the Epstein files than Jesus is named in the King James Bible
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Donald Trump is mentioned 10 times more in the Epstein files than Jesus is named in the King James Bible
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Last night's Aurora Borealis over Greenland.
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Last night's Aurora Borealis over Greenland.
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What’s a silly meme for oops I tried to protect a pedophile but ended up exposing an international crime network
February 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
What’s a silly meme for oops I tried to protect a pedophile but ended up exposing an international crime network
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Boss: Do you have time for a quick meeting next week?
Me, staring at my calendar packed with back to back “kiss pets on forehead” appointments: Honestly, I am swamped.
Me, staring at my calendar packed with back to back “kiss pets on forehead” appointments: Honestly, I am swamped.
February 4, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Boss: Do you have time for a quick meeting next week?
Me, staring at my calendar packed with back to back “kiss pets on forehead” appointments: Honestly, I am swamped.
Me, staring at my calendar packed with back to back “kiss pets on forehead” appointments: Honestly, I am swamped.
With the amount of South African refugees leaving here on a daily basis, it feels like it’s a voluntary human trafficking operation…
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 PM
With the amount of South African refugees leaving here on a daily basis, it feels like it’s a voluntary human trafficking operation…
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The GOP doesn't want a rule that ICE can't wear masks for fear of doxxing. If the agents weren't acting like absolute Gestapo thugs, it wouldn't be a problem.
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The GOP doesn't want a rule that ICE can't wear masks for fear of doxxing. If the agents weren't acting like absolute Gestapo thugs, it wouldn't be a problem.
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Eithout gender affirming care, Elon would look like this
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Eithout gender affirming care, Elon would look like this
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Globe and Mail cartoon
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Globe and Mail cartoon
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Is it me or are we all like "ok. what now?"
February 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Is it me or are we all like "ok. what now?"
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Something about Cat Stevens "Moonshadow" brings out my inner whore
February 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Something about Cat Stevens "Moonshadow" brings out my inner whore
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This week calls for a tumbler full of whiskey.
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
This week calls for a tumbler full of whiskey.
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me: how about a little nutmeg?
meg:
meg:
December 14, 2024 at 4:33 PM
me: how about a little nutmeg?
meg:
meg:
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i gotta stop procrastinating. ok, that’s it. starting tomorrow
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 AM
i gotta stop procrastinating. ok, that’s it. starting tomorrow
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he died doing what he loved… teaching bears to high five
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
he died doing what he loved… teaching bears to high five
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When people say, "see you later alligator," I like to say, "In a while pedophile," because people who say that stuff are likely pedophiles.
November 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
When people say, "see you later alligator," I like to say, "In a while pedophile," because people who say that stuff are likely pedophiles.