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Pinot Evil
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I do all my own stunts.

All my evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2

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It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
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Is it me or are we all like "ok. what now?"
February 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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Something about Cat Stevens "Moonshadow" brings out my inner whore
February 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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This week calls for a tumbler full of whiskey.
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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me: how about a little nutmeg?

meg:
December 14, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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i gotta stop procrastinating. ok, that’s it. starting tomorrow
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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he died doing what he loved… teaching bears to high five
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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When people say, "see you later alligator," I like to say, "In a while pedophile," because people who say that stuff are likely pedophiles.
November 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Shall I compare thee to some chick who gave me syphilis in college?
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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“I am feeling a little bit tipsy,” I said to the pigeon who landed on what was left of the guardrail.
June 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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So, read anything scandalous about the wealthy class lately?
January 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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I’ve never been in a fight but I have dropped my phone on my face in bed so I get it.
February 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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I love how humans evolved to have dimples. Survival was key, but let’s at least be cute while we try.
February 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Stop using dating apps and just start calling for pizza. Pizza delivery drivers have a car, a job, and pizza. Jackpot
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 PM
What exactly has been exposed in the Epstein files if they are so heavily redacted?
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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Thou shalt not stand idly by whilst a dictator murders civilians and steals ballot boxes so he can rig the next election because he needs to protect billionaire pedophiles (himself).
January 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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[5 years after an argument] AND ANOTHER THING
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Supporting your no school, no work, no shopping!

Let’s go USA!

Let’s gooooo!
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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My rap name is lil fire stick
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Sexting though your car Bluetooth in rush hour traffic is diabolical.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I bet Donald Trump is hung like a horse…

…. A seahorse.
January 30, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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[aquarium]

ME: ooh look at the chorse

WIFE: it’s seahorse

ME: i know how to spell chorse linda
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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ME: *takes long drag off cigarette and looks out toward the horizon* i haven't smoCOUGH COUGH COUGH HACK HACH COF KAFKAF HACK COUGH KAF KAF HAC COUGH COF KAFKAF KAF HACH KAF COUGH HAK KAF KAF KOF KOF KOF KOF HAGH KOF KOF KOF KOF KAF KOF KOF KOF KAF KOF COUGH KOF KOF KOF KAF KAF HAK KA
January 30, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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If they hool once they’ll hooligan
November 4, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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Horse and dog are both friends to man, but that doesn't mean they're friends with each other. Not enemies, just kind of indifferent tbh
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM