Ray*mond Li*terally
@madbarrister.bsky.social
God blesses those who hunger and thirst for justice, for they will be satisfied. -- Well, I'm waiting...🙄 Not literally a barrister or mouse. Hashtag Games!
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#WhenCowsCanFly
That'll just be Pam Bondi being fired out of a cannon...
That'll just be Pam Bondi being fired out of a cannon...
February 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
#WhenCowsCanFly
That'll just be Pam Bondi being fired out of a cannon...
That'll just be Pam Bondi being fired out of a cannon...
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February 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
#WhenCowsCanFly Border Patrol will shoot them down with the secret laser weapon from the DoD.
February 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
#WhenCowsCanFly Border Patrol will shoot them down with the secret laser weapon from the DoD.
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#WhenCowsCanFly
Their preferred airline will be Flybeef
Their preferred airline will be Flybeef
February 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
#WhenCowsCanFly
Their preferred airline will be Flybeef
Their preferred airline will be Flybeef
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#WhenCowsCanFly , prepare for the excuses!
February 18, 2026 at 9:21 PM
#WhenCowsCanFly , prepare for the excuses!
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#WhenCowsCanFly , check for that anti-gravity beam of light (that Obama says he hasn't seen yet)
February 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
#WhenCowsCanFly , check for that anti-gravity beam of light (that Obama says he hasn't seen yet)
#WhenCowsCanFly watch out for cow pies.
February 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
#WhenCowsCanFly watch out for cow pies.
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US Rep. Lieu on the Epstein files: "Trump appears thousands of times" "Inside those files are allegations of Donald Trump raping children, threatening to kill children. I encourage the press to go look at these allegations." #OpDeathEaters #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
February 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
US Rep. Lieu on the Epstein files: "Trump appears thousands of times" "Inside those files are allegations of Donald Trump raping children, threatening to kill children. I encourage the press to go look at these allegations." #OpDeathEaters #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
#WhenCowsCanFly It's a heli-a-thing
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
#WhenCowsCanFly It's a heli-a-thing
#WhenCowsCanFly Who's the pilot and who's the cow-pilot?
February 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
#WhenCowsCanFly Who's the pilot and who's the cow-pilot?
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It’ll be in some Tesla monstrosity
#WhenCowsCanFly
#WhenCowsCanFly
February 18, 2026 at 9:02 PM
It’ll be in some Tesla monstrosity
#WhenCowsCanFly
#WhenCowsCanFly
#WhenCowsCanFly Whatever happened to pigs?
February 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
#WhenCowsCanFly Whatever happened to pigs?
#ThingsYouCanSayDuringSexAndAtTheOlympics It's all downhill from here.
February 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
#ThingsYouCanSayDuringSexAndAtTheOlympics It's all downhill from here.
#ThingsYouCanSayDuringSexAndAtTheOlympics Once every 4 years...
February 18, 2026 at 6:10 PM
#ThingsYouCanSayDuringSexAndAtTheOlympics Once every 4 years...
#ThingsYouCanSayDuringSexAndAtTheOlympics No Russians, please!
February 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
#ThingsYouCanSayDuringSexAndAtTheOlympics No Russians, please!
#HowIChargeUpMyBatteries Ring of Power
February 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
#HowIChargeUpMyBatteries Ring of Power
#WhenIsItTimeForIceCream What time is it now?
February 18, 2026 at 12:13 PM
#WhenIsItTimeForIceCream What time is it now?
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#RewriteAFairytale Hansel and Gretel made a succulent meal, and the witch made suet for her bird feeders from their excess fat.
#RewriteAFairytale Hansel and Gretel made a succulent meal, and the witch made suet for her bird feeders from their excess fat.
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
#RewriteAFairytale Hansel and Gretel made a succulent meal, and the witch made suet for her bird feeders from their excess fat.
#RewriteAFairytale Hansel and Gretel made a succulent meal, and the witch made suet for her bird feeders from their excess fat.
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February 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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#RewriteAFairytale Little Red Riding Hood and The 3 Little Pigs realize the Wolf was misunderstood and was really a badass MFer! So off they all went to get up to some good trouble and slipped the miller's daughter a note under the door that said "
Rumpelstiltskin" ~
Rumpelstiltskin" ~
February 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
#RewriteAFairytale Little Red Riding Hood and The 3 Little Pigs realize the Wolf was misunderstood and was really a badass MFer! So off they all went to get up to some good trouble and slipped the miller's daughter a note under the door that said "
Rumpelstiltskin" ~
Rumpelstiltskin" ~
#RewriteAFairytale The Robber Bridegroom. (He won't murder nobody on his weddin' day)
February 18, 2026 at 3:23 AM
#RewriteAFairytale The Robber Bridegroom. (He won't murder nobody on his weddin' day)
#RewriteAFairytale Pinocchio. The doll who wished he was a real boy.
February 18, 2026 at 3:21 AM
#RewriteAFairytale Pinocchio. The doll who wished he was a real boy.