Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮
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I was on Fark.com the night a YTMND guy got one of his kiwifruits stuck in the slats of a wooden chair thereby becoming a legend.
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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮
@miloramone.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Caught a couple of office mates going at it by the dumpster.
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Deuce Knight AKA Turd Jouster
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Deuce Knight AKA Turd Jouster
OnlyFans but it’s just me yelling at the TV during hockey games.
OnlyFans but it’s just me tapping my belly button because it makes a cool noise. Seriously try it
OnlyFans but it’s just me peeling potatoes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me yelling at the TV during hockey games.
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Wanna feel old? "Patricia" Benatar is writing children's books these days.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Wanna feel old? "Patricia" Benatar is writing children's books these days.
“I don’t wanna be a punk. I just wanna be.”
—— Iggy Pop
—— Iggy Pop
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“I don’t wanna be a punk. I just wanna be.”
—— Iggy Pop
—— Iggy Pop
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Editor: Your main character needs to have more of an arc.
Me: Got it.
(LATER)
(typing with two fingers) He..was..from..St...Louis.
Me: Got it.
(LATER)
(typing with two fingers) He..was..from..St...Louis.
February 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Editor: Your main character needs to have more of an arc.
Me: Got it.
(LATER)
(typing with two fingers) He..was..from..St...Louis.
Me: Got it.
(LATER)
(typing with two fingers) He..was..from..St...Louis.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
<taps mic>
OK. Good. This thing is on.
Just wanted to say there cannot be meaningful healthcare reform unless and until there is insurance reform.
Thanks.
Please tip your servers & try the soup.
OK. Good. This thing is on.
Just wanted to say there cannot be meaningful healthcare reform unless and until there is insurance reform.
Thanks.
Please tip your servers & try the soup.
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
<taps mic>
OK. Good. This thing is on.
Just wanted to say there cannot be meaningful healthcare reform unless and until there is insurance reform.
Thanks.
Please tip your servers & try the soup.
OK. Good. This thing is on.
Just wanted to say there cannot be meaningful healthcare reform unless and until there is insurance reform.
Thanks.
Please tip your servers & try the soup.
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Heads-up Kentucky
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Heads-up Kentucky
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As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
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Is it hard being priapismatic?
* full mast dream catcher movie reference
* full mast dream catcher movie reference
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Is it hard being priapismatic?
* full mast dream catcher movie reference
* full mast dream catcher movie reference
WTF, Mother Nature?!? It’s f’ing mid-November in St. Louis!!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
WTF, Mother Nature?!? It’s f’ing mid-November in St. Louis!!!
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They moved EVERYTHING around in my Aldi.
a man with gray hair and glasses is talking to another man in a kitchen .
Alt: a man with gray hair and glasses is talking to another man in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
They moved EVERYTHING around in my Aldi.
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I hope whoever took this photo where her hateful joy changes the word “count” gets all the Pulitzers.
And if it’s photoshopped, I truly do not care.
And if it’s photoshopped, I truly do not care.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I hope whoever took this photo where her hateful joy changes the word “count” gets all the Pulitzers.
And if it’s photoshopped, I truly do not care.
And if it’s photoshopped, I truly do not care.
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He wants to starve you and your family, deny you healthcare, and intimidate your kids with jackbooted thugs while he builds a ballroom for himself and his pals, runs multibillion-dollar crypto scams, throws grotesque Great Gatsby-themed balls in Florida, and redecorates a House you pay for like this
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He wants to starve you and your family, deny you healthcare, and intimidate your kids with jackbooted thugs while he builds a ballroom for himself and his pals, runs multibillion-dollar crypto scams, throws grotesque Great Gatsby-themed balls in Florida, and redecorates a House you pay for like this
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The President of the United States of America is actively starving his populace and nobody is fighting back.
NOBODY IS FIGHTING BACK.
NOBODY IS FIGHTING BACK.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The President of the United States of America is actively starving his populace and nobody is fighting back.
NOBODY IS FIGHTING BACK.
NOBODY IS FIGHTING BACK.
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Make no mistake, the billionaires are in charge. There are differences between Democrats and Republicans but they both answer to the same informal conspiracy walled garden party of rich elites playing monopoly with our lives for their profit and pleasure.
How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Make no mistake, the billionaires are in charge. There are differences between Democrats and Republicans but they both answer to the same informal conspiracy walled garden party of rich elites playing monopoly with our lives for their profit and pleasure.
Congress: “Fuck him.”
“What if Frog is lost in the woods?” said Toad. “What if he is cold and wet and hungry?”
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Congress: “Fuck him.”
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Airlines of course had skin in the lift-the-shutdown scam vote from the scam Dems of our scam Congress..
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Airlines of course had skin in the lift-the-shutdown scam vote from the scam Dems of our scam Congress..
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Dem base that gave them a blue tsunami: DON'T CAVE
Majority of Dem elected officials: DON'T CAVE
The majority of Americans blame the GOP for the shutdown and higher costs...
8 Dem Centrists (and you better believe Schumer knows what's up): Nah, We'll cave.
I guarantee you calls came from donors.
Majority of Dem elected officials: DON'T CAVE
The majority of Americans blame the GOP for the shutdown and higher costs...
8 Dem Centrists (and you better believe Schumer knows what's up): Nah, We'll cave.
I guarantee you calls came from donors.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Dem base that gave them a blue tsunami: DON'T CAVE
Majority of Dem elected officials: DON'T CAVE
The majority of Americans blame the GOP for the shutdown and higher costs...
8 Dem Centrists (and you better believe Schumer knows what's up): Nah, We'll cave.
I guarantee you calls came from donors.
Majority of Dem elected officials: DON'T CAVE
The majority of Americans blame the GOP for the shutdown and higher costs...
8 Dem Centrists (and you better believe Schumer knows what's up): Nah, We'll cave.
I guarantee you calls came from donors.
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.