TheeBoneDaddy💀
@theebonedaddy.bsky.social
Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! 🕳️ 🐰INFP/ISFP US/EST
Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick.
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Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick.
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Me at work: I've gotta remember to do all the things when I get home.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Me at work: I've gotta remember to do all the things when I get home.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
Me at home:
Me at work the next day: I've gotta remember... well, fuck.
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I had a wet dream about you last night …
… I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff 💦
… I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff 💦
February 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I had a wet dream about you last night …
… I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff 💦
… I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff 💦
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There is science behind fat-bottom girls making the rockin world go round
February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
There is science behind fat-bottom girls making the rockin world go round
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GEORGIA — Trump’s DHS just bought an ICE detention warehouse for $128 MILLION… that sold for $29 MILLION two years ago… from a Russia-based real estate company.🤔
Nothing to see here, folks!
We are being looted so hard by these crooks
Nothing to see here, folks!
We are being looted so hard by these crooks
February 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
GEORGIA — Trump’s DHS just bought an ICE detention warehouse for $128 MILLION… that sold for $29 MILLION two years ago… from a Russia-based real estate company.🤔
Nothing to see here, folks!
We are being looted so hard by these crooks
Nothing to see here, folks!
We are being looted so hard by these crooks
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
Age verification?
Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the money goes
POP goes the weasel!
Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the money goes
POP goes the weasel!
February 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Age verification?
Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the money goes
POP goes the weasel!
Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the money goes
POP goes the weasel!
Meanwhile, 82,209 victims of sexual abuse across the US should soon start receiving their settlements from The Boy Scouts of America...
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Meanwhile, 82,209 victims of sexual abuse across the US should soon start receiving their settlements from The Boy Scouts of America...
Bored? Let your dog lap up leftover Indian food
February 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Bored? Let your dog lap up leftover Indian food
Be advised as well, this year they have a cookie called Exploremores, which is inspired by Rocky Road ice cream. You're welcome.
It’s once again Girl Scout cookie season so it’s time for me remind everyone to please consider buying from NYC’s Girl Scout Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC homeless shelters 🙏❤️
Troop 6000
www.girlscoutsnyc.org
February 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Be advised as well, this year they have a cookie called Exploremores, which is inspired by Rocky Road ice cream. You're welcome.
⭐Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full-sized glory!⭐
February 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
⭐Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full-sized glory!⭐
Just saw a video here that has (grossly) inspired me to create a PSA:
When you are smashing, NEVER go from back to front. EVER.
When you are smashing, NEVER go from back to front. EVER.
February 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Just saw a video here that has (grossly) inspired me to create a PSA:
When you are smashing, NEVER go from back to front. EVER.
When you are smashing, NEVER go from back to front. EVER.
No more napalm in the morning...
Robert Duvall. 95. RIP
Robert Duvall. 95. RIP
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
No more napalm in the morning...
Robert Duvall. 95. RIP
Robert Duvall. 95. RIP
Whew. 28°C. FINALLY back to normal.
February 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Whew. 28°C. FINALLY back to normal.
Wow, a train hit an avalanche! That's right, the train hit the avalanche, not the other way around...
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Wow, a train hit an avalanche! That's right, the train hit the avalanche, not the other way around...
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You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
I think soon I'm going to stop reminiscing and searching for someone else who does it right, and finally make my own feijoada... Maybe. 😋
February 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I think soon I'm going to stop reminiscing and searching for someone else who does it right, and finally make my own feijoada... Maybe. 😋
I HATE learning a restaurant forces wait staff & bartenders to pool their tips AND THEN USES THAT MONEY TO JUSTIFY SHIT PAY FOR EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE KITCHEN. That's right - tips "shared" with the kitchen! Cheap ass motherfuckers.
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I HATE learning a restaurant forces wait staff & bartenders to pool their tips AND THEN USES THAT MONEY TO JUSTIFY SHIT PAY FOR EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE KITCHEN. That's right - tips "shared" with the kitchen! Cheap ass motherfuckers.
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a teacher i know has produced assignments with all the numbers presented with one digit written in white.
This invisible digit will give a different answer if the question is copied and pasted into an AI.
fucken genius
This invisible digit will give a different answer if the question is copied and pasted into an AI.
fucken genius
February 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
a teacher i know has produced assignments with all the numbers presented with one digit written in white.
This invisible digit will give a different answer if the question is copied and pasted into an AI.
fucken genius
This invisible digit will give a different answer if the question is copied and pasted into an AI.
fucken genius
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm glad i went to see "Send Help," a fun and funny way to break up a day off. Raimi and McAdams knocked it out of the park
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm glad i went to see "Send Help," a fun and funny way to break up a day off. Raimi and McAdams knocked it out of the park
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Someone designed this.
Then someone approved it for production.
Then someone printed it.
Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.
Then someone approved it for production.
Then someone printed it.
Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Someone designed this.
Then someone approved it for production.
Then someone printed it.
Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.
Then someone approved it for production.
Then someone printed it.
Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.
Who up Silencing they Lambs?
February 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Who up Silencing they Lambs?
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The Immigrants (1899)
by Ellen Bernard Thompson
by Ellen Bernard Thompson
February 16, 2026 at 11:38 AM
The Immigrants (1899)
by Ellen Bernard Thompson
by Ellen Bernard Thompson
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