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You are not welcome here while you follow the path of the beast.
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You are not welcome here while you follow the path of the beast.
if you aren't brandishing deftly then why even brandish at all
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
if you aren't brandishing deftly then why even brandish at all
who up deftly brandishing ur posting stick
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
who up deftly brandishing ur posting stick
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Speak with disrespect to the spirits, and you will regret it.
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Speak with disrespect to the spirits, and you will regret it.
smacking fav buttons with my posting stick
December 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
smacking fav buttons with my posting stick
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Ultimate Crack Smoking Warlock
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ultimate Crack Smoking Warlock
not now son your mother is locking tf in
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
not now son your mother is locking tf in
God rest ye merry chucklefucks
December 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
God rest ye merry chucklefucks
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Why are you here talking to me? I need you to go investigate the Forsaken Mine. And now!
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Why are you here talking to me? I need you to go investigate the Forsaken Mine. And now!
going upstairs to play with my new 6 bottles of hot sauce
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
going upstairs to play with my new 6 bottles of hot sauce
doing the grubhub dance for the carolers on my doorstep
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
doing the grubhub dance for the carolers on my doorstep
he's making a list
he's making a list
he's making a list
he's making a list
Santa Claus is making a list 📝
he's making a list
he's making a list
he's making a list
Santa Claus is making a list 📝
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
he's making a list
he's making a list
he's making a list
he's making a list
Santa Claus is making a list 📝
he's making a list
he's making a list
he's making a list
Santa Claus is making a list 📝
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Santa Claus is the greatest and most dangerous wizard of all
December 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Santa Claus is the greatest and most dangerous wizard of all
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I can only think of tweets if I’m floating in a sensory deprivation tank
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I can only think of tweets if I’m floating in a sensory deprivation tank
if I almost bump into someone at the store and we do that thing where we're both like "go ahead, excuse me, no you go ahead" I just start crying now. I cry and cry and cry
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
if I almost bump into someone at the store and we do that thing where we're both like "go ahead, excuse me, no you go ahead" I just start crying now. I cry and cry and cry
bro the Blätter on your tannenbaum are mega treu. No offense
December 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
bro the Blätter on your tannenbaum are mega treu. No offense
bro your tannenbaum got me oughing
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
bro your tannenbaum got me oughing
saying "lock in bro" to someone sneezing
December 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
saying "lock in bro" to someone sneezing
the king ordered us to erect a giant fuckass statue of him and we're not sure how literally we should take him
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
the king ordered us to erect a giant fuckass statue of him and we're not sure how literally we should take him
can't find my posting stick
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
can't find my posting stick
sipping mana potion from a Big Gulp with crushed ice
December 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
sipping mana potion from a Big Gulp with crushed ice
my local alchemist has divorced dad energy
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
my local alchemist has divorced dad energy
microdosing love potion as an antidepressant
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
microdosing love potion as an antidepressant