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Social anxiety is gods way of telling you ‘enough’
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Social anxiety is gods way of telling you ‘enough’
the Wizard King is calling on all wandmakers to erect him a big one
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
the Wizard King is calling on all wandmakers to erect him a big one
new apprentice asked me what Hogwarts house I was in so I swiftly and firmly corrected them
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
new apprentice asked me what Hogwarts house I was in so I swiftly and firmly corrected them
if you see someone being grumpy make sure to tell them "hey Fuck You for being grumpy" that will make them not grumpy
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
if you see someone being grumpy make sure to tell them "hey Fuck You for being grumpy" that will make them not grumpy
hiring a hedge mage on fiverr to mow my lawn
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
hiring a hedge mage on fiverr to mow my lawn
heard they're building a casino in Poster's Bay. Wow they thought of everything
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
heard they're building a casino in Poster's Bay. Wow they thought of everything
they are doing age verification on a grape
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
they are doing age verification on a grape
burning the song you posted onto a mix cd and playing it on the way to school
February 8, 2026 at 8:36 AM
burning the song you posted onto a mix cd and playing it on the way to school
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Chin up, lad. Six seven and all that
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Chin up, lad. Six seven and all that
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you should generally not interact with anyone on here
January 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
you should generally not interact with anyone on here
videos gaming. making The Noise
February 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
videos gaming. making The Noise
🤪 stop perceiving yourself! stop perceiving yourself! stop perceiving yourself! 🤪
February 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
🤪 stop perceiving yourself! stop perceiving yourself! stop perceiving yourself! 🤪
getting notifications from the deep
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
getting notifications from the deep
Boingoingo the Warlock was slain by Nippy the Novice Stonecutter with a wooden sword they made out of 2 sticks
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Boingoingo the Warlock was slain by Nippy the Novice Stonecutter with a wooden sword they made out of 2 sticks
top 5 things your dad says with raised eyebrows and a knowing look
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
top 5 things your dad says with raised eyebrows and a knowing look
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Odd folks, the way they dote on those dogs. They're not hurting anyone, though, so it's no concern of mine.
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Odd folks, the way they dote on those dogs. They're not hurting anyone, though, so it's no concern of mine.
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Please, whoever you are, kill the Scamp before it causes any more trouble.
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Please, whoever you are, kill the Scamp before it causes any more trouble.
the human brain is equipped to post only once or twice every lunar cycle
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
the human brain is equipped to post only once or twice every lunar cycle
posting slump. here's a cool sweater
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
posting slump. here's a cool sweater
recruiting unpaid apprentices on wizard linkedin
January 28, 2026 at 7:44 PM
recruiting unpaid apprentices on wizard linkedin
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load-bearing joe dirt dvd
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
load-bearing joe dirt dvd
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me read post go hehe. You read post go haha. Not the same
May 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
me read post go hehe. You read post go haha. Not the same
my son Batrick loves to flutter about
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 AM
my son Batrick loves to flutter about