cavalierGrapier
@absolutemayhem.bsky.social
Transsexual undead equestrian
I'm from the Grape Soda universe
She/her || Sylph of Hope || ♋️♌️♊️
I'm from the Grape Soda universe
She/her || Sylph of Hope || ♋️♌️♊️
Pinned
grape soda girls drive me wild
Having twins over for a dinner date tonight. Nows my chance to prove im a high value white female by cooking them a delicious asian-inspired meal.
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Having twins over for a dinner date tonight. Nows my chance to prove im a high value white female by cooking them a delicious asian-inspired meal.
"your kung fu isnt welcome in this village" ok dude not very woke of you but whatever
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 AM
"your kung fu isnt welcome in this village" ok dude not very woke of you but whatever
They shot me in the back of the head with a footbal gun as recompense for their pizza being 2 minutes late
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
They shot me in the back of the head with a footbal gun as recompense for their pizza being 2 minutes late
Babysitting the grubs in the feculent hut
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Babysitting the grubs in the feculent hut
I went to chronic pain island but everyone just kept saying i was too young to be there
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I went to chronic pain island but everyone just kept saying i was too young to be there
Me, playing the rumpelstiltskin gacha: yeah dude this toon is so strong i dont even know his name it took so many golden rumpelbucks to weave him
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Me, playing the rumpelstiltskin gacha: yeah dude this toon is so strong i dont even know his name it took so many golden rumpelbucks to weave him
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My homeboy morton dug me out of a solid granite wall with a pickaxe
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
My homeboy morton dug me out of a solid granite wall with a pickaxe
My blond blood bag
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
My blond blood bag
Save me all dressed chips pl3ase
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Save me all dressed chips pl3ase
Equipped with [The Tranny's Gas Mask]
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Equipped with [The Tranny's Gas Mask]
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horizontal diptych of a digital pinkie, trying to use cues from Franz Marc’s Grazing Horses IV paintings
January 18, 2026 at 4:33 PM
horizontal diptych of a digital pinkie, trying to use cues from Franz Marc’s Grazing Horses IV paintings
Started playing arena again (because i hate myself) i love that people are still auto-conceding to turn 1 thoughtseize. Actual babies istg
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Started playing arena again (because i hate myself) i love that people are still auto-conceding to turn 1 thoughtseize. Actual babies istg
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My life is too stable and boring, I need to be attracted to someone again.
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
My life is too stable and boring, I need to be attracted to someone again.
They are exposing the nerves in my toes tonight
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
They are exposing the nerves in my toes tonight
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fucking your twin would b nice because then u can tell them you love them telepathically when theyre inside you
February 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
fucking your twin would b nice because then u can tell them you love them telepathically when theyre inside you
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FANTASY/WHITEHRS.GIF
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
FANTASY/WHITEHRS.GIF
Woke up at 2am this morning and all i could think was "three more days until mewgenics drops" then i went back to sleep
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Woke up at 2am this morning and all i could think was "three more days until mewgenics drops" then i went back to sleep
My beautiful blueberry burro. Rich in antioxidants
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
My beautiful blueberry burro. Rich in antioxidants
Boys find it so sexy when i wash my hair in a sink full of dirty coffee mugs. They all say "mommy why are you doing that?" And then i hit them
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Boys find it so sexy when i wash my hair in a sink full of dirty coffee mugs. They all say "mommy why are you doing that?" And then i hit them
Okay google how much blood can i swallow before im able to do my taxes
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Okay google how much blood can i swallow before im able to do my taxes
Mommy's disco puppets
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Mommy's disco puppets
My teeth feel crazy in my skull rn
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My teeth feel crazy in my skull rn
They are beating me with spiked clubs and it hurts really bad
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
They are beating me with spiked clubs and it hurts really bad
Burdened by psychosexual fascination with clumps
February 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Burdened by psychosexual fascination with clumps