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absolutemayhem.bsky.social
cavalierGrapier
@absolutemayhem.bsky.social
Transsexual undead equestrian

I'm from the Grape Soda universe

She/her || Sylph of Hope || ♋️♌️♊️
Pinned
grape soda girls drive me wild
My beautiful blueberry burro. Rich in antioxidants
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Boys find it so sexy when i wash my hair in a sink full of dirty coffee mugs. They all say "mommy why are you doing that?" And then i hit them
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Okay google how much blood can i swallow before im able to do my taxes
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Mommy's disco puppets
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
My teeth feel crazy in my skull rn
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
They are beating me with spiked clubs and it hurts really bad
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Burdened by psychosexual fascination with clumps
February 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Instead of challenging the wolf knight can i kiss him instead? Maybe cozy up by the hearth?
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I dont smoke weed but i like to occasionally pour a dime of shake onto my carpets for ambiance
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Mind deafened by the gear gulls
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I can jerk off my friends as a legendary action
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I thank god everyday i was a woman in 2016
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I want you to know that if you block me it would absolutely own me so hard i would insantly become your bitch for life i would stay up at night wondering why you blocked me i would cry
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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bib times in
the skeleton world
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Anybody know when the super bowl is? Idk how much time i have before they send me to the abattoir
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
This is the prison universe. All of our souls are bound here for all eternity as punishment for transgressions in a past life. This is a hell. This is australia. The demiurge is our warden. And im digging a hole with a damned spoon!
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I shouldbt be allowed to play CoQ in bed man this is going to ruin my life
Caves of Qud mutates onto the Nintendo Switch, February 16th!
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ten reasons you should use a 10-foot pole to flush your toilet. Nunber 8 will sicken you to the very core of your being.
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Name: Chronomaly Crystal Skull
Type: Rock/Effect Monster
Attribute: LIGHT
Level: 3
ATK/DEF: 900/600
Card ID: 51435705

ʸᶜᵈ ᵛ³ ᵇʸ ᵒᵏᵖˡᵃⁿ⁻ᵇ
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
who knew that the grumpy old grognard could also be a beautiful woman who fucks
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
girlfailure opium den
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Lets have fun and be friends and play with toys
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Mike Ploog, 1996
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
My favorite genre of mug is when theres a grumpy little creature with text that says "you stupid little fuck you drank too much and its your fault you feel like shit you moron"
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM