Sloane Veronica
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Seattle's Funniest Woman, as voted by 1 out of 10 Dentists.
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why are you looking so morose?" So the horse says, "I'm just tired of it all Steven. The math problems, the stamping, the dressage. I'm broken and there aren't enough apples in the world to fix me."
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im laffing abt flavor baby
December 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
im laffing abt flavor baby
Drives me crazy so many people apparently don't understand what parasociality means or entails in a time when it's more important than ever. It isn't an opt-in phenomenon. It's like pareidolia: You see the man in the moon, you perceive the conditions of a social relationship when someone is on TV.
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Drives me crazy so many people apparently don't understand what parasociality means or entails in a time when it's more important than ever. It isn't an opt-in phenomenon. It's like pareidolia: You see the man in the moon, you perceive the conditions of a social relationship when someone is on TV.
I love when a guy has a Strange Rhythmic Object.
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I love when a guy has a Strange Rhythmic Object.
Having a dedicated morning routine and sticking to it puts you ahead of the curve so fast.
December 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Having a dedicated morning routine and sticking to it puts you ahead of the curve so fast.
Bro's penetrable defenses.
December 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Bro's penetrable defenses.
Millennials are always saying some dumbass shit like, "Does this game support custom keybindings? I use esdf."
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Millennials are always saying some dumbass shit like, "Does this game support custom keybindings? I use esdf."
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repost if ur a plover
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
repost if ur a plover
Tanner, do not make mommy stop reading her explicit, Japanese Helluva Boss fanficition because you're feeling helpless. I taught you to self-Heimlich for a reason.
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tanner, do not make mommy stop reading her explicit, Japanese Helluva Boss fanficition because you're feeling helpless. I taught you to self-Heimlich for a reason.
Bread, comic books, and now video games. Is there anything the Francophone will not attempt to soil?
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Bread, comic books, and now video games. Is there anything the Francophone will not attempt to soil?
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A duck walks under a bridge and asks the water, "Why so troubled?"
December 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A duck walks under a bridge and asks the water, "Why so troubled?"
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why are you looking so morose?" So the horse says, "I'm just tired of it all Steven. The math problems, the stamping, the dressage. I'm broken and there aren't enough apples in the world to fix me."
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why are you looking so morose?" So the horse says, "I'm just tired of it all Steven. The math problems, the stamping, the dressage. I'm broken and there aren't enough apples in the world to fix me."
She made like a popsicle stand and blew him.
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
She made like a popsicle stand and blew him.
Let's make like a tree and remain stationary.
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Let's make like a tree and remain stationary.
Let's make like the Dutch and split the bill.
December 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Let's make like the Dutch and split the bill.
Let's make like a hare and split.
December 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Let's make like a hare and split.
Split like a hare off a duck's back.
December 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Split like a hare off a duck's back.
Every headache is splitting if you're a hare.
December 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every headache is splitting if you're a hare.
Ageless the adage, "Lurk moar."
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ageless the adage, "Lurk moar."
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cetaceans are really mammals. like. deadass.
December 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
cetaceans are really mammals. like. deadass.
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Sorry Doc if that baby doesn't come out with a caramel frappé im burning this whole building down
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sorry Doc if that baby doesn't come out with a caramel frappé im burning this whole building down
I don't believe in the New Year. That's so arbitrary. How can you be sure it's not you that's the new one?
December 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I don't believe in the New Year. That's so arbitrary. How can you be sure it's not you that's the new one?
Woman who remembers she has two chess games going.
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Woman who remembers she has two chess games going.