i cast bardic inspiration

*icp starts playing out the bluetooth*

I know nothing about the show except secondhand via interactions with morons. Not sure why im always the target of watercooler conversations about the lore. Maybe because i look like the sort of dork ass with a lich pfp on bluesky

I cant beat their ac with a rusty spoon my dex is too low or whatever

Hypnovember is a yearly admonition of that paradox within me