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October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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October 29, 2001: I went to the pumpkin patch and I poked a pumpkin and they all fell on me. then a pumpkin was chasing me all the way home! then a scarecrow choght the pumpkin he said: do you know how to make pumpkin pie?: I anserd no. so he made pumpkin pie for us.
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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could be worse
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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portuguese man o' war
portuguese man o' war
October 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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is it like this but for chips
October 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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October 19, 2001: I wish I could be a prayn'mantis. I could eat crikets and grasshoppers and other bugs. walking stiks will be like bones. others will be just food.
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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October 18, 2001: I found a tiny apple and I left it there. Next morning it was a plane apple. I ate it right away. Then I explodid right away.
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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October 16, 2001: I opend my lunch box and found 100 apples and I had to eat them. So I did and I was full! So much of a stomace ache! When I whent home I did'nt eat any snaks.
October 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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oh this shit is broken
October 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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which sun god
October 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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October 5, 2001: I went to the pumkin patch and I got a big pumkin. That night I herd somthig it soundid like this: thump thump thump. it was coming from outside. So I went outside and I saw Jumpin pumpkins!
October 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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October 3, 2001: My room was full of acorns and baby squerlls hatched out! I put all of them out but one. I fed it evry day also play with it. I like the silly little squerll.
October 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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my shit glowing
soup
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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real food heads know this is only the beginning
September 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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think this heals about 300 HP
roast chicken with carrots potatoes celery and onion
September 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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🎵 parsley saaage rosemary and thyyyme

(American voice) Stick a butter.
softened stick of butter laying on a bed of herbs
September 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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today we're finding out what all the fuss is about
packages of parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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September 26, 2001: One day I found a gold sparkling stone! I took it home. I put it in my stone collectin. The next morning I barryed it.
September 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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September 25, 2001: I live in an acorn and I am a ant. a special ant. a woker ant I make furnuchure, food, also I take care of the larva.
September 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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September 24, 2001: I jumed in a pile of leavs and woshhh! down I went oof! as I landed on my knees and elbows also my head swung in the mud. I wiped the mud of my face I looked up. I saw a ginie! he siad: I will give you one wish. I want to get out of here! I cried so he transported me back. a ginie
September 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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September 20, 2001: I climed a tree and found a nest it had golden eggs in it! Then I saw The mother! It was a robin only It had a horn on It's head. also it's belly was green.
September 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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today I am prying out rusty #staples with my #screwdriver. What did you #do with your #day? 😊 #activities #health
prying rusty staples with a flat head screwdriver
September 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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fuck
September 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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September 19, 2001: The best drem I ever had was throgh 2nd Grade to Colage. I got A+'s. also I became the presedent. Caus'e I was gratful.
September 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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what kind of pizza do you want
September 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM