Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮
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I was on Fark.com the night a YTMND guy got one of his kiwifruits stuck in the slats of a wooden chair thereby becoming a legend.
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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮
@miloramone.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Caught a couple of office mates going at it by the dumpster.
Hi, uh.. <taps mic>
While I might agree with the Marjorie Traitor Greene comment (albeit for different reasons), I think we have a pot/kettle issue here.
While I might agree with the Marjorie Traitor Greene comment (albeit for different reasons), I think we have a pot/kettle issue here.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Hi, uh.. <taps mic>
While I might agree with the Marjorie Traitor Greene comment (albeit for different reasons), I think we have a pot/kettle issue here.
While I might agree with the Marjorie Traitor Greene comment (albeit for different reasons), I think we have a pot/kettle issue here.
It Happens to Every Guy, Charlie Brown
First time, Charlie Brown?
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It Happens to Every Guy, Charlie Brown
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My pothos is developing good taste 🙏🙏🙏🙏
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My pothos is developing good taste 🙏🙏🙏🙏
GenX: Remember scoring something other than Little Debbie snacks at 3 for $5?
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
GenX: Remember scoring something other than Little Debbie snacks at 3 for $5?
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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MTG is finding out what all former cult members find out as soon as they don’t accept all of the dogma, you’re out and they turn on you.
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
MTG is finding out what all former cult members find out as soon as they don’t accept all of the dogma, you’re out and they turn on you.
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Today's unpopular takes:
Frida Kahlo really had a mustache.
Claude Monet needed glasses.
Frida Kahlo really had a mustache.
Claude Monet needed glasses.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Today's unpopular takes:
Frida Kahlo really had a mustache.
Claude Monet needed glasses.
Frida Kahlo really had a mustache.
Claude Monet needed glasses.
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If you were a teenager in the 80s, I don't think I want to know you if you haven't puked MD 20/20 Purple Passion out your nose. You're drunk, and you're pretty sure you're dying.
#TheMDStandsForMogenDavid
#TheMDStandsForMogenDavid
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you were a teenager in the 80s, I don't think I want to know you if you haven't puked MD 20/20 Purple Passion out your nose. You're drunk, and you're pretty sure you're dying.
#TheMDStandsForMogenDavid
#TheMDStandsForMogenDavid
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Deuce Knight AKA Turd Jouster
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Deuce Knight AKA Turd Jouster
OnlyFans but it’s just me yelling at the TV during hockey games.
OnlyFans but it’s just me tapping my belly button because it makes a cool noise. Seriously try it
OnlyFans but it’s just me peeling potatoes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me yelling at the TV during hockey games.
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Wanna feel old? "Patricia" Benatar is writing children's books these days.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Wanna feel old? "Patricia" Benatar is writing children's books these days.
“I don’t wanna be a punk. I just wanna be.”
—— Iggy Pop
—— Iggy Pop
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“I don’t wanna be a punk. I just wanna be.”
—— Iggy Pop
—— Iggy Pop
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Editor: Your main character needs to have more of an arc.
Me: Got it.
(LATER)
(typing with two fingers) He..was..from..St...Louis.
Me: Got it.
(LATER)
(typing with two fingers) He..was..from..St...Louis.
February 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Editor: Your main character needs to have more of an arc.
Me: Got it.
(LATER)
(typing with two fingers) He..was..from..St...Louis.
Me: Got it.
(LATER)
(typing with two fingers) He..was..from..St...Louis.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
<taps mic>
OK. Good. This thing is on.
Just wanted to say there cannot be meaningful healthcare reform unless and until there is insurance reform.
Thanks.
Please tip your servers & try the soup.
OK. Good. This thing is on.
Just wanted to say there cannot be meaningful healthcare reform unless and until there is insurance reform.
Thanks.
Please tip your servers & try the soup.
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
<taps mic>
OK. Good. This thing is on.
Just wanted to say there cannot be meaningful healthcare reform unless and until there is insurance reform.
Thanks.
Please tip your servers & try the soup.
OK. Good. This thing is on.
Just wanted to say there cannot be meaningful healthcare reform unless and until there is insurance reform.
Thanks.
Please tip your servers & try the soup.
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Heads-up Kentucky
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Heads-up Kentucky
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As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
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Is it hard being priapismatic?
* full mast dream catcher movie reference
* full mast dream catcher movie reference
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Is it hard being priapismatic?
* full mast dream catcher movie reference
* full mast dream catcher movie reference
WTF, Mother Nature?!? It’s f’ing mid-November in St. Louis!!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
WTF, Mother Nature?!? It’s f’ing mid-November in St. Louis!!!
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They moved EVERYTHING around in my Aldi.
a man with gray hair and glasses is talking to another man in a kitchen .
Alt: a man with gray hair and glasses is talking to another man in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
They moved EVERYTHING around in my Aldi.