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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you!

My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
Read my essays on Medium. https://medium.com/@beckybunzy
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My only daily goal in life rn is to get to 10,000 steps.
I am deeply familiar with this reality and I can 💯 believe it. lmao
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Prices are going up 100% a month. Is this what smoking crack feels like?
DONALD TRUMP SAYS "WE WANT 1% INFLATION — AND WE’RE GOING TO GET IT A LITTLE LOWER," INDICATING A GOAL TO KEEP INFLATION NEARLY AT 1% AND TRYING TO LOW
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
GOAT THROATUS!!!
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A typical exchange between @justbrady.bsky.social and @beckybunzy.bsky.social:
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Today’s fit. Inserted back into the matrix.
😘✌️
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
AI Jesus, will you be my daddy?
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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If you think social media is bad, wait until people start talking to AI Jesus.
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Fairly certain y’all woke up with boners this morning.
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Gotta love watching the Witcher with character names like Radican Gefiltefish and Fartness DuCabinwash, what's not to love?
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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“They were just young women. It’s not like they were little kids.” - America
November 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sir, this is the United States of America. The people fully embrace misogyny and racism, why would you think pedophilia would be any different?
So the occupant of our White House is cool with pedophilia and we’re just going to carry on like everything is normal?
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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If this doesn't include a pot of honey, a donkey and/or a piglet I'm going to be severely disappointed. 🙂‍↔️
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Welp, I guess MTG is on team pedophilia now.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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this seems relevant 😏
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Imagine knowing kids are being raped and thinking woodchippers are the problem
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Unrequited love is the best love, because you'll never have to clean up after them and wash their underwear.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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the black lung is just your lungs turning goth.
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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so apparently 15yos are all lolitas preying on these men and are also old enough to be tried as an adult for a crime but can’t decide their own gender affirming care oh ok
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM