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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you!

My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
Read my essays on Medium. https://medium.com/@beckybunzy
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My only daily goal in life rn is to get to 10,000 steps.
When Donald finally dies the press coverage is going to be absolutely ridiculous. They're all going to be pretending that he wasn't a walking corpse for the past few years. Just great stuff. Really instills confidence in the fourth estate.
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I believe now that FIFA has handed out their peace prize it’s time for the more prestigious award, The Execubetch “Peace” Prize, to awarded.
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Superhero manhood or barely warmed-over corpse?
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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The Temu Peace Prize
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✨WHEEZING✨
FIFA Peace Prize sponsored by Temu
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
FIFA Peace Prize gonna sit in the Oval Office fondling Donald's balls until the end.
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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coming soon to a McD’s near you
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What's especially hilarious is that the vast majority in this country of hayseeds don't care about soccer and have no idea what FIFA is.
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Free FIFA Peace Prize with every order of hamburder.
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Grandpa Donald isn’t too sharp in his last months on this earth. As long as you give him something gold and sparkly he’ll think it’s a trophy or prize.
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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@beckybunzy.bsky.social and I are going to dip out for his life review it will be epic 😭😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Y'all he's wearing a portable defribulator. He has a blood transfusion once a week. They give him a brain MRI every week.

NAME ONE HEALTHY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT NEEDS THIS

lmao
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Nutgate is not a thing.
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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*mouthful of asbestos

I’m having the time of my life.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Did I predict this or what?
New plans for the White House ballroom just dropped.
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
By next week all Republicans will be like, what war crimes?
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Can someone explain to me why they think an administration that’s been carrying out war crimes for a year straight with impunity would impeach someone when they have all houses of power
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I like big moons and I cannot lie
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Trump needs a new architect because there’s been a change in direction for the project. It’s now going to be a mausoleum.
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Does this qualify as after hours?
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December 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trump is killing woke by falling asleep at every important meeting and event. Trust the plan.
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh my that’s a big moon!
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Winning the war on woke
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Bari Weiss is so evolved. She doesn’t see race, gender or Nazis.
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM