Brandon Moore
@brandonhaswords.bsky.social
Widower, pizza maker, dog owner, not so much mid as mild.
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Never underestimate the importance of weird internet friends
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has anybody gotten confirmation yet from Mike Johnson that he hasn't seen the post?
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
has anybody gotten confirmation yet from Mike Johnson that he hasn't seen the post?
Never underestimate the importance of weird internet friends
February 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Never underestimate the importance of weird internet friends
Remember the same people who say Bad Bunny isn't from the US even tho Puerto Rico is part of America called for both Canada and Greenland to become US states. So apparently this administration is going to claim all white people while denying anyone of color.
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Remember the same people who say Bad Bunny isn't from the US even tho Puerto Rico is part of America called for both Canada and Greenland to become US states. So apparently this administration is going to claim all white people while denying anyone of color.
Please everyone, make sure you aren’t posting any spoilers if you saw Melania already. Some of us are waiting until the theaters are less crowded!
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Please everyone, make sure you aren’t posting any spoilers if you saw Melania already. Some of us are waiting until the theaters are less crowded!
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
So has Turning Point announced who is on their alternative half time show yet? And self appointed Temu Male Erika Kirk I demand to be in the know.
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
So has Turning Point announced who is on their alternative half time show yet? And self appointed Temu Male Erika Kirk I demand to be in the know.
As someone who has bought a coffin for the person they loved most in this world I have numbness when it comes to death, but anyone who isn’t horrified by these government sanctioned killings needs to get it touch with their humanity. “We” as a nation aren’t better than this, but we as people can be.
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 AM
As someone who has bought a coffin for the person they loved most in this world I have numbness when it comes to death, but anyone who isn’t horrified by these government sanctioned killings needs to get it touch with their humanity. “We” as a nation aren’t better than this, but we as people can be.
Wait, you’re telling me this lady took drugs?!?!?
January 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Wait, you’re telling me this lady took drugs?!?!?
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Breaking: Minnesota and Denmark enter into a mutual defense pact.
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Breaking: Minnesota and Denmark enter into a mutual defense pact.
If you need to be reminded what Bezos turned the Washington Post into, look at this. Or better yet, don’t.
"If an organization cannot survive without federal funding, it isn’t really private," Dominic Pino writes.
Opinion | Good riddance, Corporation for Public Broadcasting
The unfunded and unneeded organization has correctly chosen to disband.
wapo.st
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If you need to be reminded what Bezos turned the Washington Post into, look at this. Or better yet, don’t.
Congratulations to next year’s winner of the FIFA peace prize
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Congratulations to next year’s winner of the FIFA peace prize
I’m wondering how all this will reflect on the FIFA peace prizes?
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I’m wondering how all this will reflect on the FIFA peace prizes?
Researching my starter pack of people who can breakdance better than me. Stay tuned for the results.
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Researching my starter pack of people who can breakdance better than me. Stay tuned for the results.
Two years ago today I became a widower. Every day since is like trying to run a marathon after having a leg amputated. But it’s taught me how to survive and what’s important. I have so much empathy for others and understanding for everyone’s struggles. Try to find joy in this life, it’s all we have.
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Two years ago today I became a widower. Every day since is like trying to run a marathon after having a leg amputated. But it’s taught me how to survive and what’s important. I have so much empathy for others and understanding for everyone’s struggles. Try to find joy in this life, it’s all we have.
Pam Bondi released Santa’s naughty list…
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Pam Bondi released Santa’s naughty list…
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Lame duck or...insane duck? Discuss.
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Lame duck or...insane duck? Discuss.
On Christmas Eve 2023 my wife died and I asked this little man, who was already approaching 12, to give me a couple more years. He came within a week of doing it, but he wanted to finally be reunited with our lady. Thank you for everything Fang.
December 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
On Christmas Eve 2023 my wife died and I asked this little man, who was already approaching 12, to give me a couple more years. He came within a week of doing it, but he wanted to finally be reunited with our lady. Thank you for everything Fang.
@beckybunzy.bsky.social and so the holidays begin
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@beckybunzy.bsky.social and so the holidays begin
Someday Ken Burns will be forced to do an 8 part documentary about my war against not eating every flavor of Ben and Jerry's.
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Someday Ken Burns will be forced to do an 8 part documentary about my war against not eating every flavor of Ben and Jerry's.
You would be surprised how many chicken nuggets you can eat if you play the theme to Rocky while eating.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You would be surprised how many chicken nuggets you can eat if you play the theme to Rocky while eating.
@beckybunzy.bsky.social I know you have something to do with this
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
@beckybunzy.bsky.social I know you have something to do with this
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"Didn’t anyone ever teach you manners? Were you raised in a barn, piggy? Our guest came all the way from Camp Crystal Lake. Traffic was a nightmare, but he showed up anyway."
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...
buff.ly
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Didn’t anyone ever teach you manners? Were you raised in a barn, piggy? Our guest came all the way from Camp Crystal Lake. Traffic was a nightmare, but he showed up anyway."
Will I be posting a starter pack or just listing Ninja Turtles… keep checking for the answer.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Will I be posting a starter pack or just listing Ninja Turtles… keep checking for the answer.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity