Brandon Moore
@brandonhaswords.bsky.social
Widower, pizza maker, dog owner, not so much mid as mild.
Someday Ken Burns will be forced to do an 8 part documentary about my war against not eating every flavor of Ben and Jerry's.
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Someday Ken Burns will be forced to do an 8 part documentary about my war against not eating every flavor of Ben and Jerry's.
You would be surprised how many chicken nuggets you can eat if you play the theme to Rocky while eating.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You would be surprised how many chicken nuggets you can eat if you play the theme to Rocky while eating.
@beckybunzy.bsky.social I know you have something to do with this
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
@beckybunzy.bsky.social I know you have something to do with this
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"Didn’t anyone ever teach you manners? Were you raised in a barn, piggy? Our guest came all the way from Camp Crystal Lake. Traffic was a nightmare, but he showed up anyway."
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...
buff.ly
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Didn’t anyone ever teach you manners? Were you raised in a barn, piggy? Our guest came all the way from Camp Crystal Lake. Traffic was a nightmare, but he showed up anyway."
Will I be posting a starter pack or just listing Ninja Turtles… keep checking for the answer.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Will I be posting a starter pack or just listing Ninja Turtles… keep checking for the answer.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
Now that the government is back to work I can apply for a patent on these new dance moves I’ve created.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Now that the government is back to work I can apply for a patent on these new dance moves I’ve created.
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I get it rich New Yorkers, I once declared I would move out of a New York Bagel if they didn’t elect Onion and Chive mayor of all the cream cheeses.
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I get it rich New Yorkers, I once declared I would move out of a New York Bagel if they didn’t elect Onion and Chive mayor of all the cream cheeses.
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VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
Growing up I was under the impression that ninjas were going to play a bigger role in our lives than they are.
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Growing up I was under the impression that ninjas were going to play a bigger role in our lives than they are.
Actually I do remember what election nights felt like that didn't involve nausea and asking Google about Canadian citizenship, thank you very much.
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Actually I do remember what election nights felt like that didn't involve nausea and asking Google about Canadian citizenship, thank you very much.
Well i guess next time Republicans will have to do a better job spacing out their Gatsby parties apart from elections.
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Well i guess next time Republicans will have to do a better job spacing out their Gatsby parties apart from elections.
This year it was a Gatsby party, but just wait until next year’s Grapes of Wrath bash!!!
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This year it was a Gatsby party, but just wait until next year’s Grapes of Wrath bash!!!
Where is my acknowledgment for watching an entire marathon?
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Where is my acknowledgment for watching an entire marathon?
And now tomorrow I have to take down my daylight savings time decorations
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
And now tomorrow I have to take down my daylight savings time decorations
I’ve put my Halloween dinosaur costume costume away, now it’s back to my business dinosaur costume.
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’ve put my Halloween dinosaur costume costume away, now it’s back to my business dinosaur costume.
At what point in our resent history has who the mayor of New York actually changed anything in the rest of the country?
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
At what point in our resent history has who the mayor of New York actually changed anything in the rest of the country?
The fact that Supreme Court justices have lifetime appointments ranks only below slavery as the stupidest decision this country’s founders made.
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The fact that Supreme Court justices have lifetime appointments ranks only below slavery as the stupidest decision this country’s founders made.
Will any of my Downton Abbey tattoos become problematic in any possible future political campaigns?
October 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Will any of my Downton Abbey tattoos become problematic in any possible future political campaigns?
The line between a legitimate adult Halloween costume and something suitable for entry into a Furry convention is razor thin. Either way have fun this October folks.
October 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The line between a legitimate adult Halloween costume and something suitable for entry into a Furry convention is razor thin. Either way have fun this October folks.
I want a Nobel Prize in Breakdancing
October 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I want a Nobel Prize in Breakdancing
So are these ICE agents storming our cities going to lower the price of eggs themselves or what?
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
So are these ICE agents storming our cities going to lower the price of eggs themselves or what?
So the guy who thinks he should get the Nobel Peace Prize is invading Chicago? How does that work?
October 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So the guy who thinks he should get the Nobel Peace Prize is invading Chicago? How does that work?