Brandon Moore
@brandonhaswords.bsky.social
Widower, pizza maker, dog owner, not so much mid as mild.
Who’s co-signing all these home loans for illegal immigrants? I’m usually sweating it out when I apply for a Home Depot card.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Who’s co-signing all these home loans for illegal immigrants? I’m usually sweating it out when I apply for a Home Depot card.
But isn’t “God” on his side?
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
But isn’t “God” on his side?
If there is anything to take away from this it’s they aren’t hiding their willingness to go all the way for him, and if you can’t see it for what it is then it’s on you.
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If there is anything to take away from this it’s they aren’t hiding their willingness to go all the way for him, and if you can’t see it for what it is then it’s on you.
You know, I remember when these kind of people had to at least pretend they weren’t who they were, and any culture that can’t even uphold that minimum of standards is critically ill.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You know, I remember when these kind of people had to at least pretend they weren’t who they were, and any culture that can’t even uphold that minimum of standards is critically ill.
Those people who were so sure about the Pizzagates of the world sure were ready to make this guy Attorney General of the nation….
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Those people who were so sure about the Pizzagates of the world sure were ready to make this guy Attorney General of the nation….
And those who voted for him claimed they were protecting children from trans people who would invade their bathrooms. It would be funny if it wasn’t tragic and true.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
And those who voted for him claimed they were protecting children from trans people who would invade their bathrooms. It would be funny if it wasn’t tragic and true.
So maybe she’s so opposed to gay marriage because she was the product of a union between a human and an egg? 🧐
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
So maybe she’s so opposed to gay marriage because she was the product of a union between a human and an egg? 🧐
There is a rotary phone built into a wall in my house, so take that as it will.
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
There is a rotary phone built into a wall in my house, so take that as it will.
Well, it’s a Waning Gibbous moon, which usually calls for layers.
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Well, it’s a Waning Gibbous moon, which usually calls for layers.
The only way to stop a bad guy with a ham sandwich is with a good guy with a ham sandwich
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The only way to stop a bad guy with a ham sandwich is with a good guy with a ham sandwich
Reposted by Brandon Moore
The only way to stop a bad guy with a ham sandwich is with a good guy with a ham sandwich
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The only way to stop a bad guy with a ham sandwich is with a good guy with a ham sandwich
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a ham sandwich is a good guy with a ham sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a ham sandwich is a good guy with a ham sandwich.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a ham sandwich is a good guy with a ham sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a ham sandwich is a good guy with a ham sandwich.
Will the NBA respond in kind and give Macron their newly made up Prize in Physics?
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Will the NBA respond in kind and give Macron their newly made up Prize in Physics?
Merry happy to all those who celebrate the beaver moon
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Merry happy to all those who celebrate the beaver moon
BREAKING: Live look at the rich fleeing New York
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
BREAKING: Live look at the rich fleeing New York
But then how will they afford to throw Gatsby parties? I’m already getting ready for next year’s Grapes of Wrath bash.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
But then how will they afford to throw Gatsby parties? I’m already getting ready for next year’s Grapes of Wrath bash.
And aren't we all just trying to hold on to that innocent time, when we all believed that if we were good the Beaver Fairy would leave us treats and wood shavings.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
And aren't we all just trying to hold on to that innocent time, when we all believed that if we were good the Beaver Fairy would leave us treats and wood shavings.