Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order.
Location:
Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
Location:
Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
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Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
· Jul 17
I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.
America went through a strong Didgeridoo phase in the late 90s and nobody had a single complaint.
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
America went through a strong Didgeridoo phase in the late 90s and nobody had a single complaint.
Yes, Jessie. You're a fascist. You're also a piece of shit.
Everywhere you go people should remind you of this.
Everywhere you go people should remind you of this.
February 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Yes, Jessie. You're a fascist. You're also a piece of shit.
Everywhere you go people should remind you of this.
Everywhere you go people should remind you of this.
Captain McBonespurs is claiming Vietnam service now???
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Captain McBonespurs is claiming Vietnam service now???
Under RFK Jr's suggestion and clinical supervision.
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Under RFK Jr's suggestion and clinical supervision.
OPEC embargoes skyrocketed gas prices in the early 70s. Japan began to take the US car market from 1973-79, before Reagan took office, because they made highly reliable fuel economical cars, while Detroit continued with big guzzlers. Carter put solar panels on the roof of the WH, Regan removed them.
February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
OPEC embargoes skyrocketed gas prices in the early 70s. Japan began to take the US car market from 1973-79, before Reagan took office, because they made highly reliable fuel economical cars, while Detroit continued with big guzzlers. Carter put solar panels on the roof of the WH, Regan removed them.
You will note, when Trump tried to cheat the election in Georgia, Raffensperger he needed 11,780 votes.
This person who "did not have a copy... but wrote what the note said" has magically uncovered thousands of votes.
This person who "did not have a copy... but wrote what the note said" has magically uncovered thousands of votes.
February 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
You will note, when Trump tried to cheat the election in Georgia, Raffensperger he needed 11,780 votes.
This person who "did not have a copy... but wrote what the note said" has magically uncovered thousands of votes.
This person who "did not have a copy... but wrote what the note said" has magically uncovered thousands of votes.
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BREAKING: The supporting affidavit for the warrant to search Fulton County election records has been unsealed.
Read it via @lawfaremedia.org:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
Read it via @lawfaremedia.org:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
BREAKING: The supporting affidavit for the warrant to search Fulton County election records has been unsealed.
Read it via @lawfaremedia.org:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
Read it via @lawfaremedia.org:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
As it is now, he’s only attending wind breakings, and those are his own.
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
As it is now, he’s only attending wind breakings, and those are his own.
“…Lend me your ears.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
“…Lend me your ears.”
Yes, yes, do go on about Trump and his buddies.
February 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Yes, yes, do go on about Trump and his buddies.
Swinging down to the bank to crumple up that paper charge on my mortgage.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says ' abc '
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says ' abc '
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Swinging down to the bank to crumple up that paper charge on my mortgage.
When hearing Republicans speak on cable news, I always ask myself the same question, “are they really this stupid, or do they just assume their viewing audience is?”
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
When hearing Republicans speak on cable news, I always ask myself the same question, “are they really this stupid, or do they just assume their viewing audience is?”
Don’t forget, his henchman have been out trumpeting the fact that deporting all of the “illegals“ will somehow affect the jobs report negatively.
Because I guess off the books and under the table jobs are part of the jobs report?
Because I guess off the books and under the table jobs are part of the jobs report?
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Don’t forget, his henchman have been out trumpeting the fact that deporting all of the “illegals“ will somehow affect the jobs report negatively.
Because I guess off the books and under the table jobs are part of the jobs report?
Because I guess off the books and under the table jobs are part of the jobs report?
Working from home is easier because there are no office mates to interrupt or bother you.
My noisy, bothersome office mate:
My noisy, bothersome office mate:
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Working from home is easier because there are no office mates to interrupt or bother you.
My noisy, bothersome office mate:
My noisy, bothersome office mate:
If you ever finding yourself asking, "how much longer can this sack of cholesterol live," please take comfort in how smug J.D. Vance looks in all of his most recent photos.
That's the look of a man who knows he is going to be president very soon, and he won't even need an election to get the job.
That's the look of a man who knows he is going to be president very soon, and he won't even need an election to get the job.
February 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If you ever finding yourself asking, "how much longer can this sack of cholesterol live," please take comfort in how smug J.D. Vance looks in all of his most recent photos.
That's the look of a man who knows he is going to be president very soon, and he won't even need an election to get the job.
That's the look of a man who knows he is going to be president very soon, and he won't even need an election to get the job.
Barely held together with dreams, Apple and pre-bubble pop Ai.
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Barely held together with dreams, Apple and pre-bubble pop Ai.
By now everyone should liquidate all savings and investments they have and just buy long shelf life canned goods and bullets.
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
By now everyone should liquidate all savings and investments they have and just buy long shelf life canned goods and bullets.
This is who he imagines when he thinks of Mr. Toy-ota.
a red car with the number 95 on the front of it
ALT: a red car with the number 95 on the front of it
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
This is who he imagines when he thinks of Mr. Toy-ota.
Sounds like the last market manipulation he tried to cash in on didn't pay out like he had hoped.
That's a shame.
That's a shame.
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Sounds like the last market manipulation he tried to cash in on didn't pay out like he had hoped.
That's a shame.
That's a shame.
I hope those who voted for the BankruptcyKing because he was "a good businessman" by now understand the hell they have unleashed upon themselves, their country and the world.
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I hope those who voted for the BankruptcyKing because he was "a good businessman" by now understand the hell they have unleashed upon themselves, their country and the world.
Where is the entrepreneurial upstart tech-bro who’s going to create this for blood or vital organs?
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Where is the entrepreneurial upstart tech-bro who’s going to create this for blood or vital organs?
Eliminating the need for a fence for jewelry thieves!
This is wonderful news.
Such an honor to bear witness to late stage capitalism, I mean really be right in the middle of it.
This is wonderful news.
Such an honor to bear witness to late stage capitalism, I mean really be right in the middle of it.
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Eliminating the need for a fence for jewelry thieves!
This is wonderful news.
Such an honor to bear witness to late stage capitalism, I mean really be right in the middle of it.
This is wonderful news.
Such an honor to bear witness to late stage capitalism, I mean really be right in the middle of it.
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Per the latest Epstein files dump, they dropped the age to 9.
February 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Per the latest Epstein files dump, they dropped the age to 9.
That was... terrifying to read.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
That was... terrifying to read.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.