Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order.
Location:
Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
Location:
Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
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Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
· Jul 17
I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.
First off, who the fuck would want to do that??
Secondly, who in the fuck would think Trump would be anything like George Bush??
Secondly, who in the fuck would think Trump would be anything like George Bush??
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 AM
First off, who the fuck would want to do that??
Secondly, who in the fuck would think Trump would be anything like George Bush??
Secondly, who in the fuck would think Trump would be anything like George Bush??
I own a Netflix approved camera and podcast equipment.
Let’s live the dream!!!
Let’s live the dream!!!
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I own a Netflix approved camera and podcast equipment.
Let’s live the dream!!!
Let’s live the dream!!!
I am offering to Netflix a three episode documentary series on the history of the Buddha head fountain acquisition and how he wore down the Yoga guy to sell it.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I am offering to Netflix a three episode documentary series on the history of the Buddha head fountain acquisition and how he wore down the Yoga guy to sell it.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I am offering to Netflix a three episode documentary series on the history of the Buddha head fountain acquisition and how he wore down the Yoga guy to sell it.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
Every time I read this, I see something new.
“Tattoo removal machine $20,000 also removes hair. It has some other features that I never used.”
I need to know more about this machine!!
WHAT ARE THE OTHER FEATURES??!
“Tattoo removal machine $20,000 also removes hair. It has some other features that I never used.”
I need to know more about this machine!!
WHAT ARE THE OTHER FEATURES??!
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Every time I read this, I see something new.
“Tattoo removal machine $20,000 also removes hair. It has some other features that I never used.”
I need to know more about this machine!!
WHAT ARE THE OTHER FEATURES??!
“Tattoo removal machine $20,000 also removes hair. It has some other features that I never used.”
I need to know more about this machine!!
WHAT ARE THE OTHER FEATURES??!
If I can find three other people to chip in $1,000 each, I have an idea…
1999 ford motor home for sale by owner - Los Angeles, CA - craigslist
Runs great clean title automatic ac 2026 reg
losangeles.craigslist.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 AM
If I can find three other people to chip in $1,000 each, I have an idea…
“Sir, it’s the whole lot for an RV or nothing. I’m not parting out the collection!!!”
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 AM
“Sir, it’s the whole lot for an RV or nothing. I’m not parting out the collection!!!”
“How in thee FUCK did my custom fedora shop NOT take off? I had a very artistic portrait of Elon Musk in the waiting room and everything!!”
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 AM
“How in thee FUCK did my custom fedora shop NOT take off? I had a very artistic portrait of Elon Musk in the waiting room and everything!!”
"Dad, I need a small business loan. I know you said last time was the last time, but this one can't miss. It's literally a license to print money.
It's a tattoo/piercing/photography studio/bar/art gallery/antique furniture/custom fedora shop.
I'll call it, 'The Aristocrats!'"
It's a tattoo/piercing/photography studio/bar/art gallery/antique furniture/custom fedora shop.
I'll call it, 'The Aristocrats!'"
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 AM
"Dad, I need a small business loan. I know you said last time was the last time, but this one can't miss. It's literally a license to print money.
It's a tattoo/piercing/photography studio/bar/art gallery/antique furniture/custom fedora shop.
I'll call it, 'The Aristocrats!'"
It's a tattoo/piercing/photography studio/bar/art gallery/antique furniture/custom fedora shop.
I'll call it, 'The Aristocrats!'"
Really freaking me out trying to wrap my head around this Craigslist post of a guy, (this HAS to be a guy) who is trading $800k of crap he collected throughout his life for an RV. List includes but not limited to: fedora business, photography studio, piercing studio. It's a Tim Robinson character.
TRADE FOR YOUR RV!!!! Three STOREFRONTS, FOUR BUSINESES!!!! - wanted - by owner - sale - craigslist
LOS ANGELES AREA!!! ILL TRADE EVERYTHING I OWN for your RV! So I wasn’t able to upload even half of what I own from the pictures. There’s so much more! So I recently got booted out of my two of my...
losangeles.craigslist.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Really freaking me out trying to wrap my head around this Craigslist post of a guy, (this HAS to be a guy) who is trading $800k of crap he collected throughout his life for an RV. List includes but not limited to: fedora business, photography studio, piercing studio. It's a Tim Robinson character.
You are correct. It's Ai.
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 AM
You are correct. It's Ai.
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I need everyone who didn't instantly recognize this as satirical Ai to take a time out from the internet for 24 hours, please.
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I need everyone who didn't instantly recognize this as satirical Ai to take a time out from the internet for 24 hours, please.
I can no longer.
February 10, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I can no longer.
Oh, like our golden ballroom for the White House?
Yeah, I bet that won't go bad either.
Yeah, I bet that won't go bad either.
February 10, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Oh, like our golden ballroom for the White House?
Yeah, I bet that won't go bad either.
Yeah, I bet that won't go bad either.
Call me crazy but I don't think people should be allowed own bridges.
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Call me crazy but I don't think people should be allowed own bridges.
This guy can’t stop being creepy. He’s been a creep his whole life. Bragged about peeking at underage girls. Said he wanted to fuck his daughter. Cheated on all 3 of his wives. An adjudicated rapist. 34x convicted felon. Everything he does is a cheat or a con.
The photos, the files. It’s too late.
The photos, the files. It’s too late.
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
This guy can’t stop being creepy. He’s been a creep his whole life. Bragged about peeking at underage girls. Said he wanted to fuck his daughter. Cheated on all 3 of his wives. An adjudicated rapist. 34x convicted felon. Everything he does is a cheat or a con.
The photos, the files. It’s too late.
The photos, the files. It’s too late.
We should be telling, not asking, ICE to pack their fucking shit and defund them.
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
We should be telling, not asking, ICE to pack their fucking shit and defund them.
This just reminded me of a moment in pop culture history - five months ago- when we found out a grown ass man worth $160 million was perplexed by an incredibly simple to answer question.
Maybe ease up on the weed, so you are not so easily confused, bruh.
bsky.app/profile/cult...
Maybe ease up on the weed, so you are not so easily confused, bruh.
bsky.app/profile/cult...
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
This just reminded me of a moment in pop culture history - five months ago- when we found out a grown ass man worth $160 million was perplexed by an incredibly simple to answer question.
Maybe ease up on the weed, so you are not so easily confused, bruh.
bsky.app/profile/cult...
Maybe ease up on the weed, so you are not so easily confused, bruh.
bsky.app/profile/cult...
My wife just texted this to me for some inexplicable reason.
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
My wife just texted this to me for some inexplicable reason.
My daughter's preschool teacher was a woman in a same sex marriage. For the Xmas pageant, she brought her wife.
My kid seemed a bit puzzled at first and asked, "She's married to a woman?"
"Yep," I said, "Women can marry men and women can marry women. The same goes for men."
"Oh."
That was it.
My kid seemed a bit puzzled at first and asked, "She's married to a woman?"
"Yep," I said, "Women can marry men and women can marry women. The same goes for men."
"Oh."
That was it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Next you're going to tell us deficits aren't really a big deal but their existence is used to convince the electorate to be in favor of eliminating entitlement programs and lowering taxes for the ultra wealthy?!
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Next you're going to tell us deficits aren't really a big deal but their existence is used to convince the electorate to be in favor of eliminating entitlement programs and lowering taxes for the ultra wealthy?!