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Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order.

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Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
Pinned
I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.
Searching the C word on Bsky sure is fun tonight!
a cookie monster standing in front of a purple curtain .
ALT: a cookie monster standing in front of a purple curtain .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This is wild stuff I’ve never even considered.

Also, I plan to work “roofer gait” into some light, conversational sentences as soon as possible.
The Nancy Guthrie case and the suspect in the video, he has a slightly widened base and a low center of gravity stride. This is typical of individuals who spend 8+ hours a day on pitched roofs or ladders. His weight distribution suggests he is used to maintaining balance while carrying heavy loads.
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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"It is totally inappropriate and against the separations of powers for the DOJ to surveil us as we search the Epstein files. (US Attorney General) Bondi showed up today with a burn book that held a printed search history of exactly what emails I searched." - Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA).
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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I’m sure the lawmakers who were outraged that their toll (phone) records were obtained in the course of a predicated federal investigation through a subpoena are going to back Rep. Jayapal in being outraged at just lawless surveillance of her (and likely others’) search history, right?
"It is totally inappropriate and against the separations of powers for the DOJ to surveil us as we search the Epstein files. (US Attorney General) Bondi showed up today with a burn book that held a printed search history of exactly what emails I searched." - Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA).
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I guess it’s not a tyrannical government to those who enjoy the tyranny.
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Per @pabloreports.bsky.social: Bondi has a “burn book” organized by the names of Democratic lawmakers so she can attack them when they ask her questions.
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Gad damned gang bangers and their graffiti tagging!

< shakes fist >
February 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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ROSS: Does a convicted sex offender like Ghislaine Maxwell deserve special privileges in prison?

BONDI: No. But she was not transferred to a lower level--

ROSS: She needs to be moved back to a maximum security prison
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Crockett: Unanimous consent to enter into the record: El Paso air space reopened after FAA quickly rescinds ten day flights restriction. This was published and it says it was because of an impasse with the DOD over the use of unmanned military aircraft—not triggered by Mexican cartel drones.
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
From now on, anytime I am asked a question I will simply say, “most transparent president, and the Dow.”
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The East Wing is still a pile of rubble, right?

Just checking.

I still can’t believe that just happened and we all moved on.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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I and millions of Americans believe exactly the same thing Kasparov does.

Too many troops, too many new prisons, too much money not under Congressional supervision.

We're not just witnessing a mass deportation scheme anymore.

This is something significantly bigger and scarier.
February 11, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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Concentratiekampen.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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BREAKING: The supporting affidavit for the warrant to search Fulton County election records has been unsealed.

Read it via @lawfaremedia.org:

www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Working from home is easier because there are no office mates to interrupt or bother you.

My noisy, bothersome office mate:
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Really freaking me out trying to wrap my head around this Craigslist post of a guy, (this HAS to be a guy) who is trading $800k of crap he collected throughout his life for an RV. List includes but not limited to: fedora business, photography studio, piercing studio. It's a Tim Robinson character.
TRADE FOR YOUR RV!!!! Three STOREFRONTS, FOUR BUSINESES!!!! - wanted - by owner - sale - craigslist
LOS ANGELES AREA!!! ILL TRADE EVERYTHING I OWN for your RV! So I wasn’t able to upload even half of what I own from the pictures. There’s so much more! So I recently got booted out of my two of my...
losangeles.craigslist.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Really freaking me out trying to wrap my head around this Craigslist post of a guy, (this HAS to be a guy) who is trading $800k of crap he collected throughout his life for an RV. List includes but not limited to: fedora business, photography studio, piercing studio. It's a Tim Robinson character.
TRADE FOR YOUR RV!!!! Three STOREFRONTS, FOUR BUSINESES!!!! - wanted - by owner - sale - craigslist
LOS ANGELES AREA!!! ILL TRADE EVERYTHING I OWN for your RV! So I wasn’t able to upload even half of what I own from the pictures. There’s so much more! So I recently got booted out of my two of my...
losangeles.craigslist.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Post a banger that's not in English

youtu.be/FQ7E-Ap4OME?...
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
My wife just texted this to me for some inexplicable reason.
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Kinda disappointed @stephaniemiller.bsky.social doesn’t have a hot twenty-something pool gal, but fine, I guess.
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Welp, I hope he doesn’t bomb Iran tonight just to keep us from talking about how great Bad Bunny was tomorrow.
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 AM