Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order.
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Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
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Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
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Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
· Jul 17
I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.
There is 0% chance this guy doesn’t vape something constantly.
In fact, I find it suspicious that vape shop wasn’t one of his business attempts.
In fact, I find it suspicious that vape shop wasn’t one of his business attempts.
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
There is 0% chance this guy doesn’t vape something constantly.
In fact, I find it suspicious that vape shop wasn’t one of his business attempts.
In fact, I find it suspicious that vape shop wasn’t one of his business attempts.
“It’s so ridiculous that you would ask me that.“
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
“It’s so ridiculous that you would ask me that.“
Anyone asking Nutlick — excuse me, — Lutnick, why he’s all over the Epstein files yet?
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Anyone asking Nutlick — excuse me, — Lutnick, why he’s all over the Epstein files yet?
Yep. After 8 to 10 failed businesses he’s finally like, “fuck it, I’ll make drugs. I just recently saw that one teacher do it on television.”
(Probably got distracted and hasn’t seen the last two seasons yet.)
(Probably got distracted and hasn’t seen the last two seasons yet.)
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Yep. After 8 to 10 failed businesses he’s finally like, “fuck it, I’ll make drugs. I just recently saw that one teacher do it on television.”
(Probably got distracted and hasn’t seen the last two seasons yet.)
(Probably got distracted and hasn’t seen the last two seasons yet.)
You call it a fence, he calls it a gnawing station.
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
You call it a fence, he calls it a gnawing station.
Nearly impossible, YET HE did find it. And now it can be yours.
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Nearly impossible, YET HE did find it. And now it can be yours.
Mine was so cool I only had to remove the faceplate and slip it in the little protective case.
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Mine was so cool I only had to remove the faceplate and slip it in the little protective case.
The first time I’m hearing that under the table jobs were ever part of the jobs report.
How does that work?
How does that work?
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The first time I’m hearing that under the table jobs were ever part of the jobs report.
How does that work?
How does that work?
“Not only are we indiscriminately mass deporting people, including those legally here, and breaking all sorts of constitutional laws along the way, we’re also tanking the economy by doing it.”
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
“Not only are we indiscriminately mass deporting people, including those legally here, and breaking all sorts of constitutional laws along the way, we’re also tanking the economy by doing it.”
* allowed TO own bridges
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
* allowed TO own bridges
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Really freaking me out trying to wrap my head around this Craigslist post of a guy, (this HAS to be a guy) who is trading $800k of crap he collected throughout his life for an RV. List includes but not limited to: fedora business, photography studio, piercing studio. It's a Tim Robinson character.
TRADE FOR YOUR RV!!!! Three STOREFRONTS, FOUR BUSINESES!!!! - wanted - by owner - sale - craigslist
LOS ANGELES AREA!!! ILL TRADE EVERYTHING I OWN for your RV! So I wasn’t able to upload even half of what I own from the pictures. There’s so much more! So I recently got booted out of my two of my...
losangeles.craigslist.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Really freaking me out trying to wrap my head around this Craigslist post of a guy, (this HAS to be a guy) who is trading $800k of crap he collected throughout his life for an RV. List includes but not limited to: fedora business, photography studio, piercing studio. It's a Tim Robinson character.
I’m sorry — is he admitting that the entire way in which this DHS operation is running is unconstitutional, is that correct?
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I’m sorry — is he admitting that the entire way in which this DHS operation is running is unconstitutional, is that correct?
First off, who the fuck would want to do that??
Secondly, who in the fuck would think Trump would be anything like George Bush??
Secondly, who in the fuck would think Trump would be anything like George Bush??
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 AM
First off, who the fuck would want to do that??
Secondly, who in the fuck would think Trump would be anything like George Bush??
Secondly, who in the fuck would think Trump would be anything like George Bush??
I own a Netflix approved camera and podcast equipment.
Let’s live the dream!!!
Let’s live the dream!!!
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I own a Netflix approved camera and podcast equipment.
Let’s live the dream!!!
Let’s live the dream!!!
I am offering to Netflix a three episode documentary series on the history of the Buddha head fountain acquisition and how he wore down the Yoga guy to sell it.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I am offering to Netflix a three episode documentary series on the history of the Buddha head fountain acquisition and how he wore down the Yoga guy to sell it.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I am offering to Netflix a three episode documentary series on the history of the Buddha head fountain acquisition and how he wore down the Yoga guy to sell it.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
I will personally guarantee the word “cocaine” will be mentioned a minimum of 10 times per episode.
Every time I read this, I see something new.
“Tattoo removal machine $20,000 also removes hair. It has some other features that I never used.”
I need to know more about this machine!!
WHAT ARE THE OTHER FEATURES??!
“Tattoo removal machine $20,000 also removes hair. It has some other features that I never used.”
I need to know more about this machine!!
WHAT ARE THE OTHER FEATURES??!
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Every time I read this, I see something new.
“Tattoo removal machine $20,000 also removes hair. It has some other features that I never used.”
I need to know more about this machine!!
WHAT ARE THE OTHER FEATURES??!
“Tattoo removal machine $20,000 also removes hair. It has some other features that I never used.”
I need to know more about this machine!!
WHAT ARE THE OTHER FEATURES??!
If I can find three other people to chip in $1,000 each, I have an idea…
1999 ford motor home for sale by owner - Los Angeles, CA - craigslist
Runs great clean title automatic ac 2026 reg
losangeles.craigslist.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 AM
If I can find three other people to chip in $1,000 each, I have an idea…
“Sir, it’s the whole lot for an RV or nothing. I’m not parting out the collection!!!”
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 AM
“Sir, it’s the whole lot for an RV or nothing. I’m not parting out the collection!!!”
“How in thee FUCK did my custom fedora shop NOT take off? I had a very artistic portrait of Elon Musk in the waiting room and everything!!”
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 AM
“How in thee FUCK did my custom fedora shop NOT take off? I had a very artistic portrait of Elon Musk in the waiting room and everything!!”
"Dad, I need a small business loan. I know you said last time was the last time, but this one can't miss. It's literally a license to print money.
It's a tattoo/piercing/photography studio/bar/art gallery/antique furniture/custom fedora shop.
I'll call it, 'The Aristocrats!'"
It's a tattoo/piercing/photography studio/bar/art gallery/antique furniture/custom fedora shop.
I'll call it, 'The Aristocrats!'"
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 AM
"Dad, I need a small business loan. I know you said last time was the last time, but this one can't miss. It's literally a license to print money.
It's a tattoo/piercing/photography studio/bar/art gallery/antique furniture/custom fedora shop.
I'll call it, 'The Aristocrats!'"
It's a tattoo/piercing/photography studio/bar/art gallery/antique furniture/custom fedora shop.
I'll call it, 'The Aristocrats!'"
Really freaking me out trying to wrap my head around this Craigslist post of a guy, (this HAS to be a guy) who is trading $800k of crap he collected throughout his life for an RV. List includes but not limited to: fedora business, photography studio, piercing studio. It's a Tim Robinson character.
TRADE FOR YOUR RV!!!! Three STOREFRONTS, FOUR BUSINESES!!!! - wanted - by owner - sale - craigslist
LOS ANGELES AREA!!! ILL TRADE EVERYTHING I OWN for your RV! So I wasn’t able to upload even half of what I own from the pictures. There’s so much more! So I recently got booted out of my two of my...
losangeles.craigslist.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Really freaking me out trying to wrap my head around this Craigslist post of a guy, (this HAS to be a guy) who is trading $800k of crap he collected throughout his life for an RV. List includes but not limited to: fedora business, photography studio, piercing studio. It's a Tim Robinson character.
You are correct. It's Ai.
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 AM
You are correct. It's Ai.