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Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order.

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Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
Can't wait to "shop around" and be empowered to use what little money I have to negotiate with the free market of health care, with what amounts to an average of $3,000 per day in a hospital. And how many hospitals are there in each town again?
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He’s stealing ICP’s material 16 years later.
a man wearing a white shirt and a mask says magnets how do they work
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and a mask says magnets how do they work
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Deez peas
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
What’s absolutely amazing is about 28 to 37% of Americans are going to absolutely fall for this and start clamoring for it.

Everyone on right wing hate speech radio, and right wing hate speech cable news will be telling all of the rubes it’s the best deal imaginable. Way better than single payer.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It’s going to be really cool to be in an awful car accident, bleeding out and unconscious, and able to shop for the best deal… in what? The tri-state area?
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m so excited to put my last $2000 down on a little company called pancreatic cancer.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I will admit it would not have been easy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
2021 musicians absolutely BLEW it by not penning a single song about the Suez Canal blockage.

www.cnbc.com/2021/03/25/s...
Suez Canal blockage is delaying an estimated $400 million an hour in goods
Lloyd's List values the Suez Canal's westbound traffic at roughly $5.1 billion a day, and eastbound traffic at around $4.5 billion a day.
www.cnbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Fuck Hoodie Shrek.

Pennsylvania needs to find his replacement and start campaigning ASAP.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
* smile!!! *
an elderly man with a beard is smiling and sitting on a couch
ALT: an elderly man with a beard is smiling and sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Note to target: when I shop, I generally like to be left the fuck alone.

Also, I don’t shop where they bow down to Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s refreshing to see someone skeeting about steeking.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We need to change the DNC from the inside out. We can do it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
To repair the country and the Democratic party, we need to have a serious discussion about two things that are probably impossible to change at this point:

1. Money in politics

2. Taxing the fuck out of the morbidly rich

My favorite political cartoon is exhibit A:
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You actually can, fuckface.

It's called taxing the upper 1% and it's how society is supposed to work.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
When did the hair start to take over?
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sorry, I've been waiting in line all night for the newest iPhone to pay attention to this.
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
All the way from the furthest cheap seats to the front row!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The people in charge of our federal government are more than happy to starve its citizens and that should be concerning to all.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I thought the onion was supposed to be fake headlines?
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM