Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order.
Location:
Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
Location:
Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
Can’t help but wonder if my pets purposefully leave their favorite toys in the middle of the stairway in hopes I will fall to my death, making us even for that time when I said, “no more treats, you’ve had enough.”
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Can’t help but wonder if my pets purposefully leave their favorite toys in the middle of the stairway in hopes I will fall to my death, making us even for that time when I said, “no more treats, you’ve had enough.”
Let's not forget this athlete turned GOP candidate hall of famer:
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Let's not forget this athlete turned GOP candidate hall of famer:
I will admit it would not have been easy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I will admit it would not have been easy.
Bluesky battle cry:
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Bluesky battle cry:
The greatest age and most magical time of being a human is when you or your child believe puppets are real.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The greatest age and most magical time of being a human is when you or your child believe puppets are real.
It smells really good actually.
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It smells really good actually.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about on Facebook you want me on that Bsky, you need me on that Bsky. We use words like "skeet," "dunk," "shit-post." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent dicking-off on the internet. You use them as a reason to block.
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about on Facebook you want me on that Bsky, you need me on that Bsky. We use words like "skeet," "dunk," "shit-post." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent dicking-off on the internet. You use them as a reason to block.
The irony is as thick as a triple cheeseburger washed down with a chocolaty shake.
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The irony is as thick as a triple cheeseburger washed down with a chocolaty shake.
Not you, bro.
Non-GOP OSU fans excepted.
Non-GOP OSU fans excepted.
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Not you, bro.
Non-GOP OSU fans excepted.
Non-GOP OSU fans excepted.
Stay tuned tomorrow for construction worker!
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Stay tuned tomorrow for construction worker!
From Dick Cheney to the Sandwich Guy’s acquittal and everything in between.
This whole week has been the gift that democracy needed.
This whole week has been the gift that democracy needed.
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
From Dick Cheney to the Sandwich Guy’s acquittal and everything in between.
This whole week has been the gift that democracy needed.
This whole week has been the gift that democracy needed.
Special lunch planned in honor of our acquitted hero.
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Special lunch planned in honor of our acquitted hero.
Someone just posted this on my neighborhood Ring app.
The jokes are amazing and flooding in fast.
The jokes are amazing and flooding in fast.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Someone just posted this on my neighborhood Ring app.
The jokes are amazing and flooding in fast.
The jokes are amazing and flooding in fast.
This thing used to scare the hell out of me when I was a kid.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This thing used to scare the hell out of me when I was a kid.
“Huh? Check my pants.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Huh? Check my pants.”
Bees are fun to chase, but not to catch.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Bees are fun to chase, but not to catch.