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@countmackula.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend
mmm hmm..
Ok forgiven totally
Ok forgiven totally
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
mmm hmm..
Ok forgiven totally
Ok forgiven totally
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I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
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If you see something, spray something.
December 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
If you see something, spray something.
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it is my dream to live in a country where carrying a gun around in public makes you a huge pussy
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
it is my dream to live in a country where carrying a gun around in public makes you a huge pussy
I just want enough followers for Nardwuar to interview me in British Columbia Canada
January 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I just want enough followers for Nardwuar to interview me in British Columbia Canada
Mixed connection
She's a rump shaker
I was down with wreckx-n-effect
She's a rump shaker
I was down with wreckx-n-effect
January 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Mixed connection
She's a rump shaker
I was down with wreckx-n-effect
She's a rump shaker
I was down with wreckx-n-effect
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The fat loss industry hates this one simple trick: stop eating like a raccoon in a dumpster with free will.
January 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The fat loss industry hates this one simple trick: stop eating like a raccoon in a dumpster with free will.
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I love you just the way you are, if you make these few changes.
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I love you just the way you are, if you make these few changes.
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Friendship is not like water
Do not use only when you're thirsty
Do not use only when you're thirsty
May 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Friendship is not like water
Do not use only when you're thirsty
Do not use only when you're thirsty
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can you imagine people going thru their day without laughing when they could be logged onto Bluesky
January 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
can you imagine people going thru their day without laughing when they could be logged onto Bluesky
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gooning for the greater good
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
gooning for the greater good
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People are coming over. Hide any evidence that anyone lives in your house.
December 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
People are coming over. Hide any evidence that anyone lives in your house.
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Post the 843rd pic in your roll right now!
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Post the 843rd pic in your roll right now!
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pooping! at the taco bell
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
pooping! at the taco bell
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hey girl, pirated movies and chill? i got the new zootopia dubbed in italian with japanese subtitles
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
hey girl, pirated movies and chill? i got the new zootopia dubbed in italian with japanese subtitles
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I just pretended that the dog's farts caused me to asphyxiate and die, falling dramatically back on the sofa after gagging and sputtering.
I may not win an Academy Award for this performance, but it made Rooster laugh.
And I bet FIFA would be impressed.
I may not win an Academy Award for this performance, but it made Rooster laugh.
And I bet FIFA would be impressed.
January 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I just pretended that the dog's farts caused me to asphyxiate and die, falling dramatically back on the sofa after gagging and sputtering.
I may not win an Academy Award for this performance, but it made Rooster laugh.
And I bet FIFA would be impressed.
I may not win an Academy Award for this performance, but it made Rooster laugh.
And I bet FIFA would be impressed.
Some people get a new car
I drive them until the parts start falling off and then I replace those until the whole thing blows up completely
I drive them until the parts start falling off and then I replace those until the whole thing blows up completely
January 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Some people get a new car
I drive them until the parts start falling off and then I replace those until the whole thing blows up completely
I drive them until the parts start falling off and then I replace those until the whole thing blows up completely
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I call dibs on the cool spiky shoulder pads when society collapses
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I call dibs on the cool spiky shoulder pads when society collapses
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no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
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nothing says sweater boner like a turtleneck.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
nothing says sweater boner like a turtleneck.
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Happiness is useless anyway.
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Happiness is useless anyway.
Everything and beyond
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Everything and beyond
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x-rated modems tell baudy jokes
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
x-rated modems tell baudy jokes
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drafts: yesterday’s posts, today
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
drafts: yesterday’s posts, today