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@countmackula.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend
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nothing quiets the mind like pooping in the dark
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
nothing quiets the mind like pooping in the dark
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There should be a THC suppository called Indicaboose.
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There should be a THC suppository called Indicaboose.
Fake it til you make it or just do it forever
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Fake it til you make it or just do it forever
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Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a series of reminders on my phone
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a series of reminders on my phone
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getting bit by a radioactive vixen could fox me
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
getting bit by a radioactive vixen could fox me
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the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
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When you're at a Japanese steakhouse and the Hibachi chef throws you a piece of shrimp
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When you're at a Japanese steakhouse and the Hibachi chef throws you a piece of shrimp
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Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
Me, as a therapist: Clearly, you don't put enough cheese on your nachos.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
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If we do end up going under marital law I would recommend just doing whatever your spouse tells you.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If we do end up going under marital law I would recommend just doing whatever your spouse tells you.
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I’ve been thrown out of worse DM rooms than this buddy.
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’ve been thrown out of worse DM rooms than this buddy.
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Give us this day our daily bangers
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Give us this day our daily bangers
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My MFA really paid off. Why, just today I received one like on my Instagram post. Can’t call me a failed artist now, mom.
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My MFA really paid off. Why, just today I received one like on my Instagram post. Can’t call me a failed artist now, mom.
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Work time is over, now it's time for more work.
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Work time is over, now it's time for more work.
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guy who you've known forever trying to rewrite the history y'all wrote together
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
guy who you've known forever trying to rewrite the history y'all wrote together
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Cats aren't afraid of the void
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Cats aren't afraid of the void
That's adorable
I remember when I still had feelings too
I remember when I still had feelings too
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
That's adorable
I remember when I still had feelings too
I remember when I still had feelings too
Just post links to your Skeets on the other inferior platforms
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just post links to your Skeets on the other inferior platforms
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Time travelling to her thot days.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Time travelling to her thot days.
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You get neither joy nor hope.
Now back to work.
Now back to work.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You get neither joy nor hope.
Now back to work.
Now back to work.
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Sure drugs are cool but have you ever listened to the exact right song at the exact right moment
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Sure drugs are cool but have you ever listened to the exact right song at the exact right moment
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I know my debt card be like " you eating again big sexy"
October 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I know my debt card be like " you eating again big sexy"
It’s OK if you don’t know what I’m saying
Half the time I don’t either
Half the time I don’t either
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It’s OK if you don’t know what I’m saying
Half the time I don’t either
Half the time I don’t either
Was going to go replace a toilet for someone on a weekend but my truck won't start and my van won't go into 3rd gear and it's been raining out which is a great time to work on vehicles
how y'all doin
how y'all doin
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Was going to go replace a toilet for someone on a weekend but my truck won't start and my van won't go into 3rd gear and it's been raining out which is a great time to work on vehicles
how y'all doin
how y'all doin
She has a great pair of chromosomes
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
She has a great pair of chromosomes