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· Nov 27
No health, just mental.
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In lieu of lip fillers, you can hit yourself in the mouth with a hard object
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
In lieu of lip fillers, you can hit yourself in the mouth with a hard object
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I don't share too much about myself but Im kinda a big deal at my coffee shop.
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I don't share too much about myself but Im kinda a big deal at my coffee shop.
Btw, "best wishes" is vague as fuck.
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Btw, "best wishes" is vague as fuck.
Welp. Another day, another part of you dead.
December 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Welp. Another day, another part of you dead.
Yeah, sure. More noise for the fucked in the head.
December 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Yeah, sure. More noise for the fucked in the head.
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I'm punk as fuck!
*has favorite spoon
*has favorite spoon
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I'm punk as fuck!
*has favorite spoon
*has favorite spoon
Looking for some meaning? Bitch, this ain't no dictionary.
December 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Looking for some meaning? Bitch, this ain't no dictionary.
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Manifesting myself some snacks without leaving my spot
December 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Manifesting myself some snacks without leaving my spot
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relentless fart exhumation
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
relentless fart exhumation
Living on edge? You might come anytime.
December 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Living on edge? You might come anytime.
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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people
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Oh, him? That's Colin, his penis is a series of interlocking tuna cans
February 15, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Oh, him? That's Colin, his penis is a series of interlocking tuna cans
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Whoa okay buddy, Hozier Horses,
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Whoa okay buddy, Hozier Horses,
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how much does it cost to have godzilla stomp on you does anyone know
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
how much does it cost to have godzilla stomp on you does anyone know
I'm so bored. Gonna go check out my themes app and look for new fonts.
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm so bored. Gonna go check out my themes app and look for new fonts.
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New Year’s resolution to only repost myself.
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
New Year’s resolution to only repost myself.
I'm so sick of every fucking thing. Anyways, dinner!
December 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I'm so sick of every fucking thing. Anyways, dinner!
Scrolling to death.
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Scrolling to death.
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The frontiers of nothing much.
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The frontiers of nothing much.
It's the weekend. It's ok to feel unmotivated, uninspired... even the feeling of wanting to die. You know? Just like everyday.
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's the weekend. It's ok to feel unmotivated, uninspired... even the feeling of wanting to die. You know? Just like everyday.
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shitposting for a brighter tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
shitposting for a brighter tomorrow
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"Grizzled" sounds way cooler than it is
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"Grizzled" sounds way cooler than it is
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Christmas is a Die Hard movie
December 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Christmas is a Die Hard movie
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Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
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Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you make it laugh?
December 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you make it laugh?