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· Nov 27
No health, just mental.
In the wise words of Moira Rose in the very first episode of Schitt's Creek, "let's all pray we don't wake up."
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
In the wise words of Moira Rose in the very first episode of Schitt's Creek, "let's all pray we don't wake up."
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it's a good day to "meh" and dissociate
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
it's a good day to "meh" and dissociate
Being alive is wack, man. What do you mean we're doing all this again tomorrow?
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Being alive is wack, man. What do you mean we're doing all this again tomorrow?
What meltdown? I don't do any of those, silly. It's called breathing exercises. Duh.
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
What meltdown? I don't do any of those, silly. It's called breathing exercises. Duh.
Great, I'm conscious again.
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Great, I'm conscious again.
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imploding would fix me
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 AM
imploding would fix me
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Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died
Yeah, I got this thing that's really very annoying. It's called existence.
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Yeah, I got this thing that's really very annoying. It's called existence.
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what could go right today
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
what could go right today
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The only way I’m getting flowers on Valentine’s Day is if I die before then
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The only way I’m getting flowers on Valentine’s Day is if I die before then
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My wheelhouse? Yeah, that burned down about 10 years ago.
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
My wheelhouse? Yeah, that burned down about 10 years ago.
Good morning. This is your reminder that there are mammals older than your dieties -- and still alive too. And also real.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Good morning. This is your reminder that there are mammals older than your dieties -- and still alive too. And also real.
It's just so sad that it's tomorrow again tomorrow.
February 10, 2026 at 9:12 AM
It's just so sad that it's tomorrow again tomorrow.
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My life would be more enjoyable if awkward silences were my fetish
February 10, 2026 at 5:49 AM
My life would be more enjoyable if awkward silences were my fetish
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absolutely considering staying up until my approximately 4 AM delivery of squirrel food and birdseed arrives
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 AM
absolutely considering staying up until my approximately 4 AM delivery of squirrel food and birdseed arrives
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i truly do not care what the rain in spain is doing
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 AM
i truly do not care what the rain in spain is doing
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we are under reacting about everything
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
we are under reacting about everything
We should find the inventor of politics and kill that motherfucker.
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 AM
We should find the inventor of politics and kill that motherfucker.
Oh great, another loser human person.
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Oh great, another loser human person.
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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Come for me.
Come for me.
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Come for me.
Come for me.
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you’ve heard of truck nuts, get ready for truck labia
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
you’ve heard of truck nuts, get ready for truck labia
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in case y'all have never been told, i'm a feature not a bug
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
in case y'all have never been told, i'm a feature not a bug
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Searching for productive ways to make it all go away
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Searching for productive ways to make it all go away
It's a Green Day sunday, yes.
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
It's a Green Day sunday, yes.
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There's a certain level of self-entitled you can only be pulling out of a church or a Chick-fil-A.
March 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
There's a certain level of self-entitled you can only be pulling out of a church or a Chick-fil-A.