Paused Mortem 💀
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Day 2 of a dog barking and sunlight as my alarms.
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Day 2 of a dog barking and sunlight as my alarms.
Sorry for screenshotting twitter but I've been laughing at this for the past 10 minutes.
October 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Sorry for screenshotting twitter but I've been laughing at this for the past 10 minutes.
Removed added sugar from my diet 2 days ago and I already feel skinny as fuck.
September 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Removed added sugar from my diet 2 days ago and I already feel skinny as fuck.
Not the biggest fan of love, but I've seen it.
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Not the biggest fan of love, but I've seen it.
When the plot is tragic but the storytelling is impeccable and you just know for a fact that you'll be sobbing for 48 hours straight when it ends.
September 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
When the plot is tragic but the storytelling is impeccable and you just know for a fact that you'll be sobbing for 48 hours straight when it ends.
This is what a fucked up person looks like.
September 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This is what a fucked up person looks like.
Hold awn, bob odenkirk in nobody...
September 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Hold awn, bob odenkirk in nobody...
Saw my old workplace on my way to a meeting with a client today
September 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Saw my old workplace on my way to a meeting with a client today
"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
August 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
We apparently hate sleep again.
August 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We apparently hate sleep again.
What I sexually identify as.
August 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
What I sexually identify as.
Watching thundebolts or new avengers or whatever they wanna call it, but why was I mentioned?
July 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Watching thundebolts or new avengers or whatever they wanna call it, but why was I mentioned?
I would die for him actually.
July 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I would die for him actually.
Is this a sickening funeral photo yes or no?
July 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Is this a sickening funeral photo yes or no?
[gets added to another "funny" list]
Meanwhile, my posts:
Meanwhile, my posts:
July 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
[gets added to another "funny" list]
Meanwhile, my posts:
Meanwhile, my posts:
a lil throwback. slut.
July 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
a lil throwback. slut.
end-of-the-world ready
June 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
end-of-the-world ready
When I catch zuckerberg...
May 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When I catch zuckerberg...
Shitpost, you say?
May 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Shitpost, you say?
Here's another mess.
May 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Here's another mess.
Me choosing between 2 kindnesses
April 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Me choosing between 2 kindnesses