minkitypinkity ❤️
@minkitypinkity.bsky.social
sentient blob.
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what if earrings grew out of the side of our heads and we hung little dangly ears from them
February 19, 2026 at 7:42 AM
what if earrings grew out of the side of our heads and we hung little dangly ears from them
If I could change anything about myself I’d make my mouth big enough to fit a whole cookie
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If I could change anything about myself I’d make my mouth big enough to fit a whole cookie
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Yes, the crows ARE laughing at you
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Yes, the crows ARE laughing at you
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As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
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The older I get, the more my brain feels like it was stirred with a fork.
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The older I get, the more my brain feels like it was stirred with a fork.
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Draining all the fluids from my body so they can be replaced with a nice Aperol spritz.
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Draining all the fluids from my body so they can be replaced with a nice Aperol spritz.
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This is one of those ‘if I wake up dead tomorrow it will still be a better day than today’ kind of days.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
This is one of those ‘if I wake up dead tomorrow it will still be a better day than today’ kind of days.
if it’s been sitting under a heat lamp for more than an hour that’s not food anymore it’s a hostile alien life form
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
if it’s been sitting under a heat lamp for more than an hour that’s not food anymore it’s a hostile alien life form
i truly do not care what the rain in spain is doing
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 AM
i truly do not care what the rain in spain is doing
I keep my secrets in my hair (hint: it’s the grey ones)
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I keep my secrets in my hair (hint: it’s the grey ones)
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Always keep a small piece of chalk in your pocket lest you run out of tums or fall down and die.
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Always keep a small piece of chalk in your pocket lest you run out of tums or fall down and die.
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Blood is just the start of what I am capable of hemorrhaging.
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Blood is just the start of what I am capable of hemorrhaging.
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One thought a day feels like it should be enough.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
One thought a day feels like it should be enough.
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My one eyelid is planning a coup.
December 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My one eyelid is planning a coup.
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Come my children, stare down my gullet to the very center of me, a world of wonder, an ocean of acid.
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Come my children, stare down my gullet to the very center of me, a world of wonder, an ocean of acid.
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Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
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one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead
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What's it like getting to climb into bed next to someone who loves you? I bet it's like a really good sandwich.
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
What's it like getting to climb into bed next to someone who loves you? I bet it's like a really good sandwich.
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"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
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i take being silly very seriously
September 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i take being silly very seriously
I just wanna be a magnet on your fridge and watch you eat string cheese at 3am
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I just wanna be a magnet on your fridge and watch you eat string cheese at 3am
i plan to spend the next year living as an inflatable lawn decoration
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i plan to spend the next year living as an inflatable lawn decoration
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A piñata full of unused new year's resolutions.
December 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A piñata full of unused new year's resolutions.
I’m sorry. I don’t answer texts that take that long to write
December 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m sorry. I don’t answer texts that take that long to write
