minkitypinkity ❤️
@minkitypinkity.bsky.social
sentient blob.
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gonna start wearing a hat so i have something to scream into
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
gonna start wearing a hat so i have something to scream into
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i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
December 13, 2023 at 2:47 PM
i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
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my fav thing about women is when they’re like I’m a delicate flower then go shower in lava
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
my fav thing about women is when they’re like I’m a delicate flower then go shower in lava
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mcdonalds sprite has stem cells in it
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
mcdonalds sprite has stem cells in it
if there was a way for y’all to slosh around in my brain for a bit all would be forgiven and ppl would be saying things like it’s a wonder she manages as well as she does
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
if there was a way for y’all to slosh around in my brain for a bit all would be forgiven and ppl would be saying things like it’s a wonder she manages as well as she does
It would never work—I’d move in, fill up your fridge with magnets and then when I ran out of room I’d go looking for a man with a bigger fridge
September 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It would never work—I’d move in, fill up your fridge with magnets and then when I ran out of room I’d go looking for a man with a bigger fridge
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Hello, you have reached the Centre for Disease Control and Total World Domination, how may we help you?
September 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hello, you have reached the Centre for Disease Control and Total World Domination, how may we help you?
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I read horror for fun, but nothing chills me like knowing so many of you are responsible for raising children.
August 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I read horror for fun, but nothing chills me like knowing so many of you are responsible for raising children.
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When I was younger I wanted to change the world. Now I just want everyone to leave me alone.
August 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When I was younger I wanted to change the world. Now I just want everyone to leave me alone.
a timeshare for normal serotonin levels
August 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
a timeshare for normal serotonin levels
high above us the stars are like go back to bed
August 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
high above us the stars are like go back to bed
I got them long tall neuroses/legs
August 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I got them long tall neuroses/legs
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What if the reason you’ve never met your soulmate is because they were slowly trampled to death by a Galapagos tortoise?
August 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
What if the reason you’ve never met your soulmate is because they were slowly trampled to death by a Galapagos tortoise?
@bsky.app I got blocked from the app and I’m not in Mississippi—I’m in Memphis Tennessee. Currently using Graysky to access my account. Can you stop kicking off Tennessee ppl please and thank you
August 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@bsky.app I got blocked from the app and I’m not in Mississippi—I’m in Memphis Tennessee. Currently using Graysky to access my account. Can you stop kicking off Tennessee ppl please and thank you
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my family has an annual christmas tradition where we all gather around a burning volkswagen van in the street & my uncle tells the story of the time a dragster tire fell through the roof of my grandma’s house & killed a cat burglar who was about to steal her turquoise nose ring.
August 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
my family has an annual christmas tradition where we all gather around a burning volkswagen van in the street & my uncle tells the story of the time a dragster tire fell through the roof of my grandma’s house & killed a cat burglar who was about to steal her turquoise nose ring.
there’s a time to be silly and a time to ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶stuff cotton balls in your ears
August 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
there’s a time to be silly and a time to ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶stuff cotton balls in your ears
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there should be adult bathtub toys like miniature billionaires we can pretend to drown
August 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
there should be adult bathtub toys like miniature billionaires we can pretend to drown
look I have better things to do than “care about stuff”
August 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
look I have better things to do than “care about stuff”
can I put out my Halloween stuff yet
July 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
can I put out my Halloween stuff yet
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"Where have you been all my life?"
In a secure psychiatric unit. Next question.
In a secure psychiatric unit. Next question.
July 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"Where have you been all my life?"
In a secure psychiatric unit. Next question.
In a secure psychiatric unit. Next question.
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My favourite people at work are the ones who go out of their way to avoid me.
July 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
My favourite people at work are the ones who go out of their way to avoid me.
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Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a straitjacket.
July 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a straitjacket.
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wake me up when i can eternal sunshine someone out of my head
July 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
wake me up when i can eternal sunshine someone out of my head
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I shouldn’t be driving a Mazda, I should be lying down in the back of a hearse
July 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I shouldn’t be driving a Mazda, I should be lying down in the back of a hearse
no one tells you your life’s gonna turn into a menopause mounjaro breast cancer salad as you rocket into your 50’s. Stay in your 30’s kids. Stay there as long as you can
July 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
no one tells you your life’s gonna turn into a menopause mounjaro breast cancer salad as you rocket into your 50’s. Stay in your 30’s kids. Stay there as long as you can