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i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
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a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
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but that’s my emotional support misinformation
we are alpha men and we refuse to live in FEAR
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
we are alpha men and we refuse to live in FEAR
Ogden Nash's poem "To My Valentine" was published in the February 15, 1941 issue of The New Yorker. (image from The New Yorker archive) 💌
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Ogden Nash's poem "To My Valentine" was published in the February 15, 1941 issue of The New Yorker. (image from The New Yorker archive) 💌
until *that* becomes “politicized” too
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
until *that* becomes “politicized” too
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A great example of people having legit mental illness re: masking is the fact that the guys who leafblow my neighborhood no longer wear any face coverings whatsoever. Imagine being SO concerned with what people think that u will get remnants of dirt, garbage, and dog poop in ur mouth like damn bro.
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
A great example of people having legit mental illness re: masking is the fact that the guys who leafblow my neighborhood no longer wear any face coverings whatsoever. Imagine being SO concerned with what people think that u will get remnants of dirt, garbage, and dog poop in ur mouth like damn bro.
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Due to current events, Generation Beta has already been reclassified as Generation WTF and it’s barely out of the wrapper.
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Due to current events, Generation Beta has already been reclassified as Generation WTF and it’s barely out of the wrapper.
only every day
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
only every day
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my cat just bummed a smoke off me
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
my cat just bummed a smoke off me
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imploding would fix me
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 AM
imploding would fix me
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what if i’m AI and i don’t know it
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 AM
what if i’m AI and i don’t know it
ugh the worst
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
ugh the worst
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Great, I'm conscious again.
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Great, I'm conscious again.
don’t i know it
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
don’t i know it
imploding would fix me
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 AM
imploding would fix me
sure, the DOW may *seem* high, but let’s not forget the DSM has over 200 mental health disorders (inspirational)
How am I still contending with every conceivable anxiety disorder? The DOW is over 50,000.
February 13, 2026 at 11:39 AM
sure, the DOW may *seem* high, but let’s not forget the DSM has over 200 mental health disorders (inspirational)
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How am I still contending with every conceivable anxiety disorder? The DOW is over 50,000.
February 13, 2026 at 10:47 AM
How am I still contending with every conceivable anxiety disorder? The DOW is over 50,000.
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me: it’s Friday the 13th, y’all. better knock wood
elijah: what
elijah: what
February 13, 2026 at 10:53 AM
me: it’s Friday the 13th, y’all. better knock wood
elijah: what
elijah: what
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with that impressive technique, your human little bro might just earn himself honorary dachshund status… how are his scent skills?
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 AM
with that impressive technique, your human little bro might just earn himself honorary dachshund status… how are his scent skills?
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“Our little bro is finally taking an interest in digging with us! We’ll make a dachshund of him yet!”
🌴 Tulum, Mexico
~ Crusoe
🌴 Tulum, Mexico
~ Crusoe
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
“Our little bro is finally taking an interest in digging with us! We’ll make a dachshund of him yet!”
🌴 Tulum, Mexico
~ Crusoe
🌴 Tulum, Mexico
~ Crusoe
what if i’m AI and i don’t know it
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 AM
what if i’m AI and i don’t know it
imploding would fix me
February 13, 2026 at 10:36 AM
imploding would fix me
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*books a spot on the Titan Submersible
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 AM
*books a spot on the Titan Submersible