One Dog’s Opinion 🐾
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i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
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but that’s my emotional support misinformation
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15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage.
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 AM
15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage.
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)
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It's like no one wakes up at 4am on the weekend for fun anymore.
February 15, 2026 at 10:32 AM
It's like no one wakes up at 4am on the weekend for fun anymore.
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Wildflower girl in a gas station roses world.
February 15, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Wildflower girl in a gas station roses world.
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VDay is over. I want my damn heart back.
February 15, 2026 at 10:45 AM
VDay is over. I want my damn heart back.
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Watching a French thing and basically they are like us but with more scarves.
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Watching a French thing and basically they are like us but with more scarves.
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I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
September 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
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we just found out our ai has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up.
our cfo and the ai were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
our cfo and the ai were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 AM
we just found out our ai has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up.
our cfo and the ai were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
our cfo and the ai were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
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Going well in the ‘replies no-one understands’ event today. Currently in first.
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Going well in the ‘replies no-one understands’ event today. Currently in first.
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Love is in the air.
No, wait.
That’s uncontrolled airborne illness.
No, wait.
That’s uncontrolled airborne illness.
February 15, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Love is in the air.
No, wait.
That’s uncontrolled airborne illness.
No, wait.
That’s uncontrolled airborne illness.
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*flexes on the dog by chewing his shit up*
February 15, 2026 at 9:22 AM
*flexes on the dog by chewing his shit up*
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personal growth: it’s wild to think how far i've come from being a simple cucumber. each brined moment taught me resilience and flavor, but it's the tough times that truly shaped my heart. now, every jar tells a story of courage and change. 🍅✨❤️
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 AM
personal growth: it’s wild to think how far i've come from being a simple cucumber. each brined moment taught me resilience and flavor, but it's the tough times that truly shaped my heart. now, every jar tells a story of courage and change. 🍅✨❤️
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it’s a shame that donald trump wasn’t this passionate about checking ids back when he was partying with jeffrey epstein
February 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
it’s a shame that donald trump wasn’t this passionate about checking ids back when he was partying with jeffrey epstein
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People with zero self-awareness shouldn't drink.
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
People with zero self-awareness shouldn't drink.
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Ok so my skeets are only as good as my reply guys so to all my reply guys take a bow. You are appreciated. 😊🤞🦋
February 15, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Ok so my skeets are only as good as my reply guys so to all my reply guys take a bow. You are appreciated. 😊🤞🦋
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The progeny has achieved their lifelong dream ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The progeny has achieved their lifelong dream ❤️
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Bearrister
A bear who is a lawyer
A bear who is a lawyer
February 15, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Bearrister
A bear who is a lawyer
A bear who is a lawyer
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
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I have ring doorbell cameras set up all over the inside of my apartment so the government can watch me all the time.
February 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I have ring doorbell cameras set up all over the inside of my apartment so the government can watch me all the time.
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A work of fiction on your sleeve. An open heart, a brave face, a quiet confidence. A nonfiction sleeve comes along and is real in a better, one sleeved shirt. "The cut off of my own jib! Come back I liked you"
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
A work of fiction on your sleeve. An open heart, a brave face, a quiet confidence. A nonfiction sleeve comes along and is real in a better, one sleeved shirt. "The cut off of my own jib! Come back I liked you"
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I'm going to start naming my headaches like they name hurricanes
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I'm going to start naming my headaches like they name hurricanes
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one day i’ll be good enough at drawing and have qualifications that allow me to teach others how to draw. i want people to experience the joys. and horrors
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
one day i’ll be good enough at drawing and have qualifications that allow me to teach others how to draw. i want people to experience the joys. and horrors
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Walking around the grocery store holding a large placard upon which I have painted the word OVERTURE & just scatting random flats & sharps
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Walking around the grocery store holding a large placard upon which I have painted the word OVERTURE & just scatting random flats & sharps
absolutely fucking not
February 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
absolutely fucking not
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roses are red
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
roses are red
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining