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i’m the dog you met at that party

a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️

she/her

my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm

the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
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but that’s my emotional support misinformation
i put my pants on just like everyone else, four legs at a time
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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The real problem with sleep is waking up, those matrix folks in the pods really had it made. Sleeping from the moment you're born AND it's in goo? Sweet.
February 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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with that cunning peculiar to craziness, he assumed a steady, common-sense exterior
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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what the hell do unpopped popcorn kernels want from us
February 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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“My god, that spinning backside,” my wife whispers breathlessly as she watches the big air snowboarder stomp his landing
February 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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gonna start tagging uninvolved people in skeet conversations
February 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
a lost and found but for Trouble Oh Trouble, please be kind I don't want no fight and I haven't got a lot of time
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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🎶 It's fun to stay at the...
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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I’m ready for this Winter Olympics event—
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.

To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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I love it when people cancel plans with me so I can both bemoan my abandonment and not have to go out at the same time.
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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And ask him how many he raped and ate...

You know.... while he's there.
A federal court cleared way for us @democracydefendersfund.org to depose Elon Musk over the unconstitutional shutdown of USAID

Our case now moves into discovery

As our Legal Director Tianna Mays explains: accountability starts w/ facts👇 - TN
Elon Musk Will Be Deposed Over What He Did With DOGE
The former DOGE head will have to answer for what happened at USAID.
newrepublic.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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How can I high five the creator of the hot shower
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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if you cleaned your glasses, no you didn't
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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the fuck is wrong w these ppl
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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I can't wait to become stardust again
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
ME: sorry, it’s not time to eat yet

DOG: time is a human construct, don’t drag me into your bipedal conspiracy theories

ME: here are two treats

DOG: counting also isn’t real

ME:

DOG:

ME:

DOG: okay, i’ll take 14
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Not the night not the day but a third thing in the morning, and even a fourth thing in the evening. That's what a secret rotates on its axis to keep, a set untold schedule for a dirty little optimum productivity
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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The clipboard is part of the ritual. Without it nothing will get checked off ritual paper with ritual pen during a step by step ritual consultation plus I never know what to do with my clipboardism practicing hand
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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When my dogs were young, they would eagerly wake me up. Now they are 14 and 15, and I have to cirque de soliel myself out of bed as not to disturb their ancient resting bones.
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
filling my weekly pill organizer with tangerine trees and marmalade skies
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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62% of Bluesky: "Don't just like my post!! Leave a comment!! Make sure you repost!! If you don't repost, you're just a selfish lurker! You don't want to be considered selfish, do you? Well, do you?!!!"
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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Just because good news is worth celebrating:

There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.

HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT THIS GINGER GENTLEMAN WITH THE POISE AND THE PAWS TUCKED JUST SO NOT A TOE BEAN TO BE SEEN
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
filling my weekly pill organizer with Pop Rocks
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM