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i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
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the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
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but that’s my emotional support misinformation
if anyone with a spaceship leaving this planet has room for one small dog w opinions, i’d love to be penciled in, thanks 🚀
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
if anyone with a spaceship leaving this planet has room for one small dog w opinions, i’d love to be penciled in, thanks 🚀
happy valentine’s day to all of my bsky besties ❤️🔥
when the earth was still flat
and clouds made of fire
and mountains stretched up to the sky
sometimes higher
youtu.be/_zU3U7E1Odc?...
when the earth was still flat
and clouds made of fire
and mountains stretched up to the sky
sometimes higher
youtu.be/_zU3U7E1Odc?...
The Origin Of Love - Hedwig And The Angry Inch
YouTube video by Pulsegod1985
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February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
happy valentine’s day to all of my bsky besties ❤️🔥
when the earth was still flat
and clouds made of fire
and mountains stretched up to the sky
sometimes higher
youtu.be/_zU3U7E1Odc?...
when the earth was still flat
and clouds made of fire
and mountains stretched up to the sky
sometimes higher
youtu.be/_zU3U7E1Odc?...
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One has blocked me today. Love isn’t dead
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
One has blocked me today. Love isn’t dead
my favorite Bluesky Olympic event is skeet shooting: the sport of leaving the 💣 emoji under people’s posts to let them know their joke bombed
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
my favorite Bluesky Olympic event is skeet shooting: the sport of leaving the 💣 emoji under people’s posts to let them know their joke bombed
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god she's so fucking cool. endlessly thankful that this woman rejected the boxes others put her in so she could be a gift for the rest of us right now
Pamela Anderson at the Berlin Film Festival photocall for ‘ROSEBUSH PRUNING’.
#RosebushPruning #PamelaAnderson
#RosebushPruning #PamelaAnderson
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
god she's so fucking cool. endlessly thankful that this woman rejected the boxes others put her in so she could be a gift for the rest of us right now
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if anyone needs me i'll be camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale
(no one actually needs me which is why i'm camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale)
(no one actually needs me which is why i'm camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale)
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
if anyone needs me i'll be camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale
(no one actually needs me which is why i'm camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale)
(no one actually needs me which is why i'm camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale)
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We want bazookas
WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
February 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
We want bazookas
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I’m straight up sautéed bro
February 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I’m straight up sautéed bro
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until moments ago, when I learned speed skaters wear padded suits, I thought there just must be something about the sport that is an INCREDIBLY effective butt workout
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
until moments ago, when I learned speed skaters wear padded suits, I thought there just must be something about the sport that is an INCREDIBLY effective butt workout
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See you at Walgreens tomorrow for the annual incredibly sad marked down Russell Stover.
February 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
See you at Walgreens tomorrow for the annual incredibly sad marked down Russell Stover.
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i’m cooking while high and my butter usage is off the charts
February 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
i’m cooking while high and my butter usage is off the charts
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I don’t have a valentine, but I do have cheese, and a brick of cheddar won’t break my heart—so the way I see it, I’m winning this holiday already.
February 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I don’t have a valentine, but I do have cheese, and a brick of cheddar won’t break my heart—so the way I see it, I’m winning this holiday already.
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Celebrating Valentine’s Day by picking a fight with a Tinder employee
February 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Celebrating Valentine’s Day by picking a fight with a Tinder employee
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Celebrating Valentine’s Day by reading Bukowski until I’m uncomfortable
February 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Celebrating Valentine’s Day by reading Bukowski until I’m uncomfortable
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Celebrating Valentine’s Day by swiping on people who look like they’re ready to settle
February 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Celebrating Valentine’s Day by swiping on people who look like they’re ready to settle
when the sign says open but you face says closed
February 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
when the sign says open but you face says closed
when do we get the AI edibles
February 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
when do we get the AI edibles
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roses are red
violets are blue
the FDA says go ahead and kiss your valentine
we’re halting new vaccine research for the flu
violets are blue
the FDA says go ahead and kiss your valentine
we’re halting new vaccine research for the flu
February 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
roses are red
violets are blue
the FDA says go ahead and kiss your valentine
we’re halting new vaccine research for the flu
violets are blue
the FDA says go ahead and kiss your valentine
we’re halting new vaccine research for the flu
roses are red
violets are blue
RFK Jr. says french your valentine
it’s just a touch of bird flu
violets are blue
RFK Jr. says french your valentine
it’s just a touch of bird flu
February 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
RFK Jr. says french your valentine
it’s just a touch of bird flu
violets are blue
RFK Jr. says french your valentine
it’s just a touch of bird flu
currently accepting applications for a bsky valentine. if interested please send poems
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
currently accepting applications for a bsky valentine. if interested please send poems
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It's 13F/-10C outside my house this morning but a brave little Carolina Wren is out there singing and singing and singing his tiny heart out with pure joy.
Happy Valentine's Day. 💘
Happy Valentine's Day. 💘
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
It's 13F/-10C outside my house this morning but a brave little Carolina Wren is out there singing and singing and singing his tiny heart out with pure joy.
Happy Valentine's Day. 💘
Happy Valentine's Day. 💘
who up Catching they Twenty-Two
Who up Nineteening they Eighty-Four
Who up Greating they Expectations
February 14, 2026 at 10:08 AM
who up Catching they Twenty-Two
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Who up Greating they Expectations
Who up wuthering they heights
February 14, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Who up Greating they Expectations
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Who up wuthering they heights
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Who up wuthering they heights
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Tosca for president!
February 14, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Tosca for president!