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i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
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my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
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but that’s my emotional support misinformation
missed connection:
you: a duck in a backpack heading uptown
me: a duck enthusiast wearing a backpack full of slugs and mealworms heading downtown
you: a duck in a backpack heading uptown
me: a duck enthusiast wearing a backpack full of slugs and mealworms heading downtown
February 8, 2026 at 12:49 PM
missed connection:
you: a duck in a backpack heading uptown
me: a duck enthusiast wearing a backpack full of slugs and mealworms heading downtown
you: a duck in a backpack heading uptown
me: a duck enthusiast wearing a backpack full of slugs and mealworms heading downtown
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who up containing their multitudes
February 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
who up containing their multitudes
a lost and found but for Now Ziggy played guitar Jamming good with Weird and Gilly And The Spiders from Mars
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 PM
a lost and found but for Now Ziggy played guitar Jamming good with Weird and Gilly And The Spiders from Mars
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You gotta FIGHT for your RIGHT to... *checks notes*… PARTY?! What about my right to fully retreat from society and be left the hell alone?
February 8, 2026 at 10:56 AM
You gotta FIGHT for your RIGHT to... *checks notes*… PARTY?! What about my right to fully retreat from society and be left the hell alone?
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I become the world’s tiniest person when I have to get my meds at the drive-thru pharmacy
I become the world’s tiniest person when I have to put mail in the drive through postal box.
I become the world’s tiniest lady when I have to reach for the ticket in the parking garage.
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I become the world’s tiniest person when I have to get my meds at the drive-thru pharmacy
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I become the world’s tiniest person when I have to put mail in the drive through postal box.
I become the world’s tiniest lady when I have to reach for the ticket in the parking garage.
February 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I become the world’s tiniest person when I have to put mail in the drive through postal box.
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I become the world’s tiniest lady when I have to reach for the ticket in the parking garage.
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I become the world’s tiniest lady when I have to reach for the ticket in the parking garage.
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Feeling sorry for myself but like, winking at gratitude -me flirting sorry for myself
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Feeling sorry for myself but like, winking at gratitude -me flirting sorry for myself
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Cool pedestal you got there. It sure would be a shame if I don't care.
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Cool pedestal you got there. It sure would be a shame if I don't care.
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Taking my glasses off and putting my phone right up to my face is as close as I am willing to get to people.
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Taking my glasses off and putting my phone right up to my face is as close as I am willing to get to people.
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angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"
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“Hey, Jealousy,” is my favorite song written from the point of view of someone with green eyes.
February 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
“Hey, Jealousy,” is my favorite song written from the point of view of someone with green eyes.
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Someone explained something to me incorrectly in 1998 and that's how I became a teacher
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Someone explained something to me incorrectly in 1998 and that's how I became a teacher
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I saw animals in a circle, marching around the state capital in Richmond. They were holding signs saying "WE DEMAND OPPOSABLE THUMBS!" The picketing wasn't very successful, though. They kept dropping the signs.
February 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I saw animals in a circle, marching around the state capital in Richmond. They were holding signs saying "WE DEMAND OPPOSABLE THUMBS!" The picketing wasn't very successful, though. They kept dropping the signs.
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You can’t force an occultist to talk. They have the rite to remain silent.
February 8, 2026 at 1:56 AM
You can’t force an occultist to talk. They have the rite to remain silent.
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It's not that I want him to die. I want him to die broke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It's not that I want him to die. I want him to die broke.
erin never fails to deliver w these phenomenal threads that we know and love, but this one is truly exceptional. be sure to read the alt text as a treat
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 AM
erin never fails to deliver w these phenomenal threads that we know and love, but this one is truly exceptional. be sure to read the alt text as a treat
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the movies we truly deserve: thread
February 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
the movies we truly deserve: thread
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it’s called the post because it’s so over
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
it’s called the post because it’s so over
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Remember its not just a mistake. You failed.<inspirational>
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Remember its not just a mistake. You failed.<inspirational>
it’s the poop bag hat that does it for me
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 AM
it’s the poop bag hat that does it for me
i put my pants on just like everyone else, four legs at a time
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
i put my pants on just like everyone else, four legs at a time
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The real problem with sleep is waking up, those matrix folks in the pods really had it made. Sleeping from the moment you're born AND it's in goo? Sweet.
February 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The real problem with sleep is waking up, those matrix folks in the pods really had it made. Sleeping from the moment you're born AND it's in goo? Sweet.
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with that cunning peculiar to craziness, he assumed a steady, common-sense exterior
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
with that cunning peculiar to craziness, he assumed a steady, common-sense exterior