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i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
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a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
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but that’s my emotional support misinformation
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Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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hey friends, been thinking about my journey from a crunchy cucumber to a tangy pickle. it's wild how the brine of life can shape us. each time I faced a sour moment, I learned to embrace the sweetness. here’s to growth and finding flavor in every experience. 👑 #BrineGang
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 AM
hey friends, been thinking about my journey from a crunchy cucumber to a tangy pickle. it's wild how the brine of life can shape us. each time I faced a sour moment, I learned to embrace the sweetness. here’s to growth and finding flavor in every experience. 👑 #BrineGang
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mental illness is like Lay's potato chips: I can't have just one
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
mental illness is like Lay's potato chips: I can't have just one
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my psychiatrist doesn’t like it when I call him my dealer
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 AM
my psychiatrist doesn’t like it when I call him my dealer
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the grief is too big for my body sometimes
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM
the grief is too big for my body sometimes
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Andre, my pitbull, wants to explain that, yes, he did eat dinner at Grandma's but also that was several hours ago and I did accidentally give him second dinner yesterday.
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Andre, my pitbull, wants to explain that, yes, he did eat dinner at Grandma's but also that was several hours ago and I did accidentally give him second dinner yesterday.
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so if Pam Bondi were a man, you’d say he was going through a midlife crisis?
see how fucking stupid that sounds?
you are clearly going through being a dumb motherfucker. Pam Bondi is a complicit, bigoted, genocidal, bloodthirsty criminal doing everything she can to avoid prison time. that’s all.
see how fucking stupid that sounds?
you are clearly going through being a dumb motherfucker. Pam Bondi is a complicit, bigoted, genocidal, bloodthirsty criminal doing everything she can to avoid prison time. that’s all.
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
so if Pam Bondi were a man, you’d say he was going through a midlife crisis?
see how fucking stupid that sounds?
you are clearly going through being a dumb motherfucker. Pam Bondi is a complicit, bigoted, genocidal, bloodthirsty criminal doing everything she can to avoid prison time. that’s all.
see how fucking stupid that sounds?
you are clearly going through being a dumb motherfucker. Pam Bondi is a complicit, bigoted, genocidal, bloodthirsty criminal doing everything she can to avoid prison time. that’s all.
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when you’re at an important and stressful doctor’s appointment but it’s Mardi Gras season in New Orleans so you can’t help but find joy in the chaos 💜💚💛
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when you’re at an important and stressful doctor’s appointment but it’s Mardi Gras season in New Orleans so you can’t help but find joy in the chaos 💜💚💛
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February 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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when you’re at an important and stressful doctor’s appointment but it’s Mardi Gras season in New Orleans so you can’t help but find joy in the chaos 💜💚💛
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when you’re at an important and stressful doctor’s appointment but it’s Mardi Gras season in New Orleans so you can’t help but find joy in the chaos 💜💚💛
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during my early 30s, i lived in San Francisco for a few years where i fell in love almost exclusively with gay men; it was problematic for me and my cute gay therapist (who i was deeply in love with) heartily agreed
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
during my early 30s, i lived in San Francisco for a few years where i fell in love almost exclusively with gay men; it was problematic for me and my cute gay therapist (who i was deeply in love with) heartily agreed
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I guess we skeetin drafts now
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I guess we skeetin drafts now
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I know I'm terrible, but I'm the kind of terrible who says "no" when someone asks if I'll hold their beer while they jump over a bonfire.
Otherwise, I will reference the nursery rhyme in which there was a little girl...
Otherwise, I will reference the nursery rhyme in which there was a little girl...
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I know I'm terrible, but I'm the kind of terrible who says "no" when someone asks if I'll hold their beer while they jump over a bonfire.
Otherwise, I will reference the nursery rhyme in which there was a little girl...
Otherwise, I will reference the nursery rhyme in which there was a little girl...
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UGH, ANOTHER APARTMENT INSPECTION? WHY WON'T YOU LET ME REIGN FROM MY THRONE OF ROT IN PEACE?
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
UGH, ANOTHER APARTMENT INSPECTION? WHY WON'T YOU LET ME REIGN FROM MY THRONE OF ROT IN PEACE?
a lost and found but Now do you believe in rock and roll? Can music save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
a lost and found but Now do you believe in rock and roll? Can music save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
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Shhh. Don’t tell anyone. This is today’s secret. Last night walking home my husband said something to me that pissed me off so I crossed the road and walked home another way.
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Shhh. Don’t tell anyone. This is today’s secret. Last night walking home my husband said something to me that pissed me off so I crossed the road and walked home another way.
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I did not have " @weratedogs.com takes on the surveillance state" in my 2026 bingo card, but I'm hecking here for it.
After all, they're good dogs Brent...
After all, they're good dogs Brent...
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I did not have " @weratedogs.com takes on the surveillance state" in my 2026 bingo card, but I'm hecking here for it.
After all, they're good dogs Brent...
After all, they're good dogs Brent...
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PLEASE BROADCAST THIS INSANITY
For people who don't follow the FDA closely: this is insane. Like my jaw hit the floor when I saw this. The FDA is flat out refusing to even consider Moderna's application for a new flu vaccine? The federal health apparatus is fully compromised by anti-vax conspiracy. THIS IS NUTS! BAD
Moderna hit with FDA refusal-to-file letter for mRNA flu shot, issues sharp rebuke of agency's rationale
During the first year of the Trump administration, signs of an anti-mRNA slant within the FDA and HHS became more and more evident. | The FDA specifically took issue with the trial's control arm, whic...
www.fiercebiotech.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
PLEASE BROADCAST THIS INSANITY
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How the fuck do you get to your late 40s and still not know how to carry out basic household tasks?? Asking for the person I have to fucking live with.
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
How the fuck do you get to your late 40s and still not know how to carry out basic household tasks?? Asking for the person I have to fucking live with.
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in a civilised society cookie dough would be the only valid form of currency
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 AM
in a civilised society cookie dough would be the only valid form of currency
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Who up getting they yearn on?
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Who up getting they yearn on?
filling my weekly pill organizer with Dandie Dinmonts
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
filling my weekly pill organizer with Dandie Dinmonts
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"it's bigger and scarier than you think"
[me with anxiety] I've already imagined it
[me with anxiety] I've already imagined it
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
"it's bigger and scarier than you think"
[me with anxiety] I've already imagined it
[me with anxiety] I've already imagined it
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i told my dad i was switching his phone to dark mode and he said don’t do that i need to see happy things
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
i told my dad i was switching his phone to dark mode and he said don’t do that i need to see happy things
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Morning poetry:
Where's my ******* coffee?
Why is there no **** coffee?
I can't ******* adult today.
I'll be in my fort coloring all day.
Where's my ******* coffee?
Why is there no **** coffee?
I can't ******* adult today.
I'll be in my fort coloring all day.
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Morning poetry:
Where's my ******* coffee?
Why is there no **** coffee?
I can't ******* adult today.
I'll be in my fort coloring all day.
Where's my ******* coffee?
Why is there no **** coffee?
I can't ******* adult today.
I'll be in my fort coloring all day.