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i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
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a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
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*a small dog takes the stage and pulls out an acoustic guitar*
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*a small dog takes the stage and pulls out an acoustic guitar*
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woke: buys the roasted unsalted peanuts
broke: salts generously
broke: salts generously
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
woke: buys the roasted unsalted peanuts
broke: salts generously
broke: salts generously
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the 3 most important things about regional accents are locution, locution, locution it took me 4 hrs to write this crap you’re welcome
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the 3 most important things about regional accents are locution, locution, locution it took me 4 hrs to write this crap you’re welcome
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you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
you reposted that guy’s post but you didn’t heart it . are you insane?
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Lying in bed thinking about a new and more powerful form of sandwich
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Lying in bed thinking about a new and more powerful form of sandwich
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Let’s do next week like this.
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Let’s do next week like this.
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had a friend in high school who snapped during an assembly, stood up in the middle of the principals speech and howled at banshee volume IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING SHIT before marching out and I gotta say, not much has happened in the intervening decades to contradict him
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
had a friend in high school who snapped during an assembly, stood up in the middle of the principals speech and howled at banshee volume IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING SHIT before marching out and I gotta say, not much has happened in the intervening decades to contradict him
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Got a theoretical cart full of Christmas candy double parked in my soul.
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Got a theoretical cart full of Christmas candy double parked in my soul.
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hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
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is there a way I can become popular without expending all that effort
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
is there a way I can become popular without expending all that effort
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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*a small dog takes the stage and pulls out an acoustic guitar*
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*a small dog takes the stage and pulls out an acoustic guitar*
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November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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*a small dog takes the stage and pulls out an acoustic guitar*
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*a small dog takes the stage and pulls out an acoustic guitar*
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I'm
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 being held hostage by my cats
... ive said too much😱
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 being held hostage by my cats
... ive said too much😱
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I'm
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 being held hostage by my cats
... ive said too much😱
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 being held hostage by my cats
... ive said too much😱
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The economy is so bad rn that I’m tempted to start a band again
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The economy is so bad rn that I’m tempted to start a band again
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borzoi cake
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
borzoi cake
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
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You'd think he might be a little timid considering he was found at such a young age with terrible injuries and had to endure eye removal surgery, but no. He is a bold and utterly fearless little tornado prince of chaos.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You'd think he might be a little timid considering he was found at such a young age with terrible injuries and had to endure eye removal surgery, but no. He is a bold and utterly fearless little tornado prince of chaos.
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There's no crying in baseball...that's why I don't play.
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
There's no crying in baseball...that's why I don't play.
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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
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Get you a girl who can do both*
*Laughing and also crying
*Laughing and also crying
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Get you a girl who can do both*
*Laughing and also crying
*Laughing and also crying
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Figuring out how to tell the cat I’m not mad just disappointed
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Figuring out how to tell the cat I’m not mad just disappointed
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people giving cover by breaking down the acceptable levels of child abuse should be launched into the sun
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
people giving cover by breaking down the acceptable levels of child abuse should be launched into the sun
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Hear me out.
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hear me out.
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
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As a reminder to those who think I am an official Bluesky account: You are correct. I am. Thank you for your time.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
As a reminder to those who think I am an official Bluesky account: You are correct. I am. Thank you for your time.