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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾
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i’m the dog you met at that party

a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️

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jaded banana imparts great wisdom 🍌
comic by @InkyRickshaw: A four-panel comic featuring anthropomorphic bananas. 1. In the first panel, a young yellow banana declares: “I'm going to be a tasty and healthy snack!" 2. The second panel shows another banana, older, with some age spots, smoking a cigarette, who responds, philosophically: “Listen here, new kid: You're never gonna be food. We're prisoners, cursed to mark the passage of time with the withering of our bodies." 3. In the third panel, a third character, a fully brown shriveled banana, says: “Speak for yourself. I'm gonna be banana bread!" 4. The final panel features the second (philosophical) banana retorting, cynically: “Nobody is ever banana bread."
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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how i look when someone doesn’t get one of my jokes
Striking 1935 Black and white photograph of Katharine Hepburn. She’s holding a lit cigarette in her right hand, looking confident, fierce, and more than a little intimidating. High no fucks to give energy 1935: American actress Katharine Hepburn (1907 - 2003) smoking a cigarette. (Photo by Ernest Bachrach/John Kobal Foundation/Getty Images)
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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[on this day five years ago]

me, when the teacher wants to know which historical figure i’m doing my oral report on and asks me to cite my sources ✏️
Tim Allen tweet: “Carl Marx. Communist manifesto. Wikipedia.” 3:27 PM • Nov 13, 2020 • Twitter for Android Caption: [on this day five years ago] me, when the teacher wants to know which historical figure i’m doing my oral report on and asks me to cite my sources
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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prescription strength dopamine boost 🐶🐝
A red and white Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, wearing a black and yellow striped bumblebee costume, looks adorably fetching as they stare earnestly into the camera.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week

also me:
Viewed from behind, a sunlit Panda sits comfortably, straddling the top of a wooden play/climbing structure. With the warmth of the sun on its back, the panda appears in a reverie, conveying a peaceful, contemplative mood to the image.
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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this is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
1935 Black and white photograph of Katharine Hepburn. She’s holding a lit cigarette in her right hand, looking confident, fierce, and more than a little intimidating. High no fucks to give energy.
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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i remember when we had proper problematic tattoos
Political operative and convicted felon, Robert Stone, partially removed his shirt to display his Nixon tattoo: a portrait of a smiling Richard Nixon is located on Stone's upper back, below his neck.
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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same, Brookie, same
MEET BROOKIE Brookie is a female Cocker Spaniel mix. She is just shy of being 6 years old. She is 34 lbs. She will prefer to be the only dog or with one who is calm and wants to coexist. She doesn't like hyper dogs or being humped. She can live with cats. She doesn't like being walked on a leash. She can live with middle aged children. The sentence: “She doesn't like hyper dogs or being humped.” is highlighted in yellow
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week

also me:
A Panda bear cub playfully hangs from a tire swing. The panda’s head rests on the inside of the tire, showcasing its distinctive black and white fur, including the black patches around its eyes and black ears. The cub is wearing a pensive, thoughtful expression. The background consists of green grass, suggestive of a natural and playful sanctuary habitat.
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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🏝️🗽
First of two screencaps from season one, episode three of Gilligan’s Island. In black and white, Ginger and Mary Ann are standing together, looking concerned and in this first image, Ginger is saying: “If we had to get marooned on an island” Second of two screencaps from season one, episode three of Gilligan’s Island. In black and white, Ginger and Mary Ann are standing together, looking concerned. Ginger continues her thought, saying: “why didn’t we pick Manhattan”
October 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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SUITED UP AND REPORTING FOR DUTY 🐸
Small cute dog (Chihuahua probably) wearing a fetching green “frog” sweatshirt/costume.
October 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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SUITED UP AND REPORTING FOR DUTY
Small cute dog (Chihuahua probably) wearing a green frog sweatshirt/costume
October 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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i mean, YOUR HONOR
The tiny dog dancing in the above linked video vogues and holds a pose that is nothing short of ✨ F A B U L O U S ✨
October 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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the perfect text doesn’t exi-
text message: We are here. Zoomies happening outside. (aka, THE STANDARD POODLE HAS ARRIVED!)
September 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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i’m only happy when it rains
i’m only happy when it's complicated
and though I know you can't appreciate it
i’m only happy when it rains
September 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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if you're a therapist and the world is on fire
A poem titled "if you’re a therapist and the world is on fire" by Nicole Arzt: if you're a therapist and the world is on fire by: Nicole Arzt start on time / even if time is a meaningless construct / begin anyway / ritual may not rescue but rhythms can steady chaos talk about the fire / yes the world is heavy / yes that pain is real / yes there is so much we cannot control /yes I see yes it makes sense yes you matter yes it is scary yes I don't have those answers either / and yes I will still be here invite the rage to rise / honor the silence to stretch / make space for the feelings that do not have words / allow the questioning if they are doing enough / all parts are embraced here / all feelings can unravel here feel how some of their same fears settle into your bones / you were never immune to life's flames show up with care / not because care saves the world or removes the ache / but because even in collapse there is connection and in connection there is a softness fierce enough to carry grief / presence can't fix it / but it can hold what hurts without turning away
September 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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you might imagine that the headline is surely more disturbing than the article, but you’d be mistaken
Screenshot of The Guardian headline: NHS surgeon who had his legs removed to satisfy sexual interest is jailed for fraud Accompanying image is a courtroom artist’s depiction of the defendant and his legal representation both standing with heads slightly bowed and hands clasped, presumably facing the judge for sentencing — the drawing has a dark moody vibe.
September 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Rain (Rain Beaux 🌈 if we’re felling fancy) says hello
A pretty silver colored Standard Poodle is happily smiling at the camera
September 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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the boy that made me a Boy Mom™️
A red & white Cavalier King Charles spaniel sits comfortably on an antique burnt orange leather club chair, staring into the camera with an earnest expression.
September 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week

also me:
A Panda cub wearing a thoughtful and subdued expression comfortably lounges between tree branches on a makeshift hammock. The background is lush with green foliage, and sunlight dapples the scene, filtering through the leaves above.
August 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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them: any big plans this weekend?

me:
A small cute, fluffy dog is lying on a human bed, looking comfortably pampered, propped up with pillows. There’s an iPhone on a cushion on the dog’s “lap” in front of him, showing Teletubbies on the screen. The dog is looking straight at the camera as if to say, “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?”
August 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week

also me:
Four Giant Pandas sitting in a row in a lush green environment. The pandas’ distinctive black and white fur is striking, with black patches around their eyes and black ears. Three of the bears have their mouths open wide, appearing to be vocalizing, bringing to mind a “Panda Bear Barbershop Quartet.” The fourth panda (far left) has their mouth closed and by the expression on their face, looks to have been caught in a moment of thoughtful introspection.
August 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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please throw 🎾
August 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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👀
“THIS IS FINE” dog meme 2013 webcomic called “On Fire” by artist, KC Green. In the six panels, a dog wearing a hat sits at a kitchen table. The room is engulfed in flame, but the dog smiles and says, “This is fine.” The dog calmly lifts a coffee mug to its lips. “I’m okay with the events that are unfolding currently,” says the dog, taking a gulp from the mug. Its arm incinerates into red gore. “That’s okay,” says the dog. “Things are going to be okay.” And then the dog’s face melts like one of the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
August 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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do you recall when we first began discussing the B-52’s, back when it was pre-video “vintage” bsky and i told you that someday i’d share some of my videos. This is a snippet of *this* song from 8/2019 in New Orleans
August 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM