Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
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You're not mad at what I said. You're mad that what I said was true. 😘
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The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
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If you have a man tell him I said stfu
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you have a man tell him I said stfu
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I love and admire Ben for many reasons, and one of them is how perfectly he is able to distill the pathetic-ness of the right and instill hope and solidarity in everyone else around him.
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Ben Collins, from ‘The Onion’: ‘The powerful have a revenge fantasy, it’s the revenge of the dorks’
The CEO of the leading US satirical website explains what to do when reality is crazy, and how he is trying to buy the website of a famous conspiracy theorist
english.elpais.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I love and admire Ben for many reasons, and one of them is how perfectly he is able to distill the pathetic-ness of the right and instill hope and solidarity in everyone else around him.
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Wait is he proclaiming the "Executive Privilege" to fuck kids?
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Wait is he proclaiming the "Executive Privilege" to fuck kids?
Think about this: if the highest levels of government are withholding information on pedophiles over "National Security" reasons, are any of us -- especially children -- actually secure?
Trump: "House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide."
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Think about this: if the highest levels of government are withholding information on pedophiles over "National Security" reasons, are any of us -- especially children -- actually secure?
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Unrequited love is the best love, because you'll never have to clean up after them and wash their underwear.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Unrequited love is the best love, because you'll never have to clean up after them and wash their underwear.
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The President of the United States is a pedophile who blew Bill Clinton and the Vice President of the United States fucks couches. Seems about right for this country. It makes everything else finally make sense.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The President of the United States is a pedophile who blew Bill Clinton and the Vice President of the United States fucks couches. Seems about right for this country. It makes everything else finally make sense.
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The President's Secret Service codename is GOAT Throat.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The President's Secret Service codename is GOAT Throat.
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BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL ALL IN HIS MOUTH AND DOWN HIS CHIN!!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL ALL IN HIS MOUTH AND DOWN HIS CHIN!!!
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Imagine knowing kids are being raped and thinking woodchippers are the problem
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Imagine knowing kids are being raped and thinking woodchippers are the problem
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I liked it! Not as much fun as the goofy original, but it's a better film. As someone who often goes to movies to escape reality for a few hours, much of it felt a little too real, including the ready for prime time soldiers & Co-op City, a real community in the Bronx I lived near for many years.
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I liked it! Not as much fun as the goofy original, but it's a better film. As someone who often goes to movies to escape reality for a few hours, much of it felt a little too real, including the ready for prime time soldiers & Co-op City, a real community in the Bronx I lived near for many years.
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When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
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"Fight fight fight" turns into "jerk jerk jerk."
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"Fight fight fight" turns into "jerk jerk jerk."
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Why is everyone now calling him "Donica Blewinski"? 🤫
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Why is everyone now calling him "Donica Blewinski"? 🤫
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The President's schedule today includes simultaneously jacking off two right wing influencers in the Oval Office whilst giving a third one a Komodo Dragon. Stephen Miller will be in attendance in the corner, watching.
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The President's schedule today includes simultaneously jacking off two right wing influencers in the Oval Office whilst giving a third one a Komodo Dragon. Stephen Miller will be in attendance in the corner, watching.
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This is the one I had seen (& shared w family/friends before).
I like the shorter gif clip at top of 🧵 too, tho!
🤣 🤣
And I just stole this from @mrsquirrel.bsky.social rhis morning:
I like the shorter gif clip at top of 🧵 too, tho!
🤣 🤣
And I just stole this from @mrsquirrel.bsky.social rhis morning:
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This is the one I had seen (& shared w family/friends before).
I like the shorter gif clip at top of 🧵 too, tho!
🤣 🤣
And I just stole this from @mrsquirrel.bsky.social rhis morning:
I like the shorter gif clip at top of 🧵 too, tho!
🤣 🤣
And I just stole this from @mrsquirrel.bsky.social rhis morning:
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This. This. This. A million times, this.
Do you want to know why Michelle Obama won’t run for president?
Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
This. This. This. A million times, this.
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Do you want to know why Michelle Obama won’t run for president?
Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Do you want to know why Michelle Obama won’t run for president?
Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
I love Pluribus but Carol is such a miserable betch
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I love Pluribus but Carol is such a miserable betch
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
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Sorry sister... but... he is totally wet and covered by the gold and bubba showers 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Sorry sister... but... he is totally wet and covered by the gold and bubba showers 🤣
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