Champie
@champierth.bsky.social
Videogame developer and occasional bass player.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
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Was walking past farm where a sign said, "DUCK, EGGS". I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma."
And then it hit me.
#joke
And then it hit me.
#joke
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ok it’s easy to make fun, but how long has your global cloud infrastructure service been running with interruption?
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ok it’s easy to make fun, but how long has your global cloud infrastructure service been running with interruption?
Unless it’s a joke about the Champagne region of France, you have to call it sparkling wit.
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Unless it’s a joke about the Champagne region of France, you have to call it sparkling wit.
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong x
1. Bad jokes
2. Handsome good looks
3. Always telling one lie in three
1. Bad jokes
2. Handsome good looks
3. Always telling one lie in three
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong x
1. Music
2. Shit-posting
3. Emojis 😘
1. Music
2. Shit-posting
3. Emojis 😘
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong x
1. Gary Numan
2. Luna
3.Annoying
1. Gary Numan
2. Luna
3.Annoying
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong x
1. Bad jokes
2. Handsome good looks
3. Always telling one lie in three
1. Bad jokes
2. Handsome good looks
3. Always telling one lie in three
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Rachel Reeves to announce a tax on quote threads on Bluesky.
Rachel Reeves to announce a tax on smiling at strangers
Rachel Reeves is to announce a tax on hugging your nan
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Rachel Reeves to announce a tax on quote threads on Bluesky.
My maths talk on tangents keeps veering off-topic.
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My maths talk on tangents keeps veering off-topic.
Step 1. Create a new music genre by picking two random genres and mixing them together.
Step 2. Be disappointed that your new genre already exists.
Step 2. Be disappointed that your new genre already exists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Step 1. Create a new music genre by picking two random genres and mixing them together.
Step 2. Be disappointed that your new genre already exists.
Step 2. Be disappointed that your new genre already exists.
After years of constricting corsets, Emily was going to draw the line at having plastic surgery to resemble one of this upcoming Mr Picasso’s ladies.
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors (pretty please) & include #GirlsOwnCC
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
After years of constricting corsets, Emily was going to draw the line at having plastic surgery to resemble one of this upcoming Mr Picasso’s ladies.
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I should just write a bot that auto reposts these as my #AltTextOfTheDay
Also, the picture is from Neudorf estate. Our lovely friend Grant Smithies, who is a kickass Kiwi music journalist of old, and amazing DJ and the owner of an amazing record shop, The Family Jewels was on the decks. It was a free event and the vibes were wonderful. (More in alt text)
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I should just write a bot that auto reposts these as my #AltTextOfTheDay
Reposted by Champie
Late night sketching. No idea what’s going on here. I find it very hard not to put a joke in.
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Late night sketching. No idea what’s going on here. I find it very hard not to put a joke in.
Reposted by Champie
Postcard versions of some of my more popular pictures coming soon. I realised selling one at a time wasn’t the most practical decision I’ve ever made.
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Postcard versions of some of my more popular pictures coming soon. I realised selling one at a time wasn’t the most practical decision I’ve ever made.
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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