Dry Champuary
@champierth.bsky.social
Videogame developer and occasional bass player.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
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Well, the world seems to be going to hell in a handbasket, but my car insurance renewal went down a few quid this year
a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice
Alt: Mark Williams in his Fast Show character Patrick Nice, in a kitchen pouring a coffee and saying the catchphrase "Which was nice." which is also in text at the bottom.
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Well, the world seems to be going to hell in a handbasket, but my car insurance renewal went down a few quid this year
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Did you know you can get the first chapter of Cursed Under London for free from my publisher? Should pop up when you go on their website farragobooks.com
Go on, have a taste, it probably won't even get you hooked or anything
Go on, have a taste, it probably won't even get you hooked or anything
Welcome to Farrago Books
Farrago’s purpose is simply to help readers find fiction that makes them smile. We want to introduce you to books that will tickle your funny bone. We want you to know that if you find one funny, ther...
farragobooks.com
January 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Did you know you can get the first chapter of Cursed Under London for free from my publisher? Should pop up when you go on their website farragobooks.com
Go on, have a taste, it probably won't even get you hooked or anything
Go on, have a taste, it probably won't even get you hooked or anything
The first person to like this post loses, and everybody else wins.
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The first person to like this post loses, and everybody else wins.
Reminder: Not everything is a game where someone can “win”.
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Reminder: Not everything is a game where someone can “win”.
Slightly diminish a band:
Picnic! at the Disco
Picnic! at the Disco
Slightly diminish a band:
The Barely Moving Pebbles
The Barely Moving Pebbles
Sightly diminish a band:
Garden of the Nephilim
Garden of the Nephilim
January 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Picnic! at the Disco
Picnic! at the Disco
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Hello new followers. Thank you for choosing me. I will be flogging my prints a bit but I'm sure we...*loses 300 followers* marswasrubbish.etsy.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Hello new followers. Thank you for choosing me. I will be flogging my prints a bit but I'm sure we...*loses 300 followers* marswasrubbish.etsy.com
I took the mickey out of adverts with my #AdVent series, but if it wasn’t for advertising I wouldn’t have just learnt that I didn’t need a separate app for my crypto and my stock trading.
January 10, 2026 at 10:14 AM
I took the mickey out of adverts with my #AdVent series, but if it wasn’t for advertising I wouldn’t have just learnt that I didn’t need a separate app for my crypto and my stock trading.
When I was young(er) you were encouraged to have just one partner. These days it’s all “We and our 688 partners want to store and access your personal data.”
January 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
When I was young(er) you were encouraged to have just one partner. These days it’s all “We and our 688 partners want to store and access your personal data.”
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“My parents yelling at each other while I’m trying to play with my dinosaurs” Obviously that was a long time ago and things have changed. Please ignore current world events and buy a print. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
“My parents yelling at each other while I’m trying to play with my dinosaurs” Obviously that was a long time ago and things have changed. Please ignore current world events and buy a print. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I assume I'm not the only one who pronounces Xitter the same as the name of the Chinese president?
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I assume I'm not the only one who pronounces Xitter the same as the name of the Chinese president?
Manufacturer of Poke People In The Eye Stick™️ issues public statement saying “We didn’t expect people to poke other people in the eye with it.”
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Manufacturer of Poke People In The Eye Stick™️ issues public statement saying “We didn’t expect people to poke other people in the eye with it.”
January 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
January 9, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Some of us don't need training.
![Comic. [Two adults, one with short light hair, walking with a child with spiky hair.] PERSON: Oops, I forgot to say “rabbit rabbit” on January first! CHILD: Why do you do that? PERSON: Just a superstition. CHILD: What’s a superstition? PERSON: It’s a way to train yourself to feel like any bad thing that happens is your fault.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidrs7rjct33ulawni7zummkvq43fgkc7tosrydi5fd3u5zkzttiue@jpeg)
January 9, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Some of us don't need training.
There should be a button for "I like this assuming you're being sarcastic and hate it if you're not." maybe called a "sarcastic like".
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 AM
There should be a button for "I like this assuming you're being sarcastic and hate it if you're not." maybe called a "sarcastic like".
If it wasn't for badminton, I wouldn't have no minton at all.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
If it wasn't for badminton, I wouldn't have no minton at all.
Dense, sticky, and heavy, he's also interested in grabbing oil.
Dense, sticky and heavy: why Venezuela’s oil is valuable to Trump – video explainer
Dense, sticky and heavy: why Venezuela’s oil is valuable to Trump – video explainer
Donald Trump has promised to ‘fix’ Venezuela’s ‘broken’ oil industry – but with analysts estimating that could take up to 14 years and billions of dollars, what is in it for the US president?
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Dense, sticky, and heavy, he's also interested in grabbing oil.
Is it just me, or are those Mario panties in the top left.
Narrator: Of course, it was just him.
Narrator: Of course, it was just him.
Nintendo is bringing its cute My Mario collection to the US next month
Nintendo is bringing its cute My Mario collection to the US next month
The line includes toys, apparel, a book, and a mobile app that will be available starting on February 19th.
buff.ly
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Is it just me, or are those Mario panties in the top left.
Narrator: Of course, it was just him.
Narrator: Of course, it was just him.
Thank you for your attention to this mat.
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Thank you for your attention to this mat.
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Wondering if I should try Valentine cards for the first time.
January 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Wondering if I should try Valentine cards for the first time.
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM