Dry Champuary
@champierth.bsky.social
Videogame developer and occasional bass player.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
Pinned
Thank you for your attention to this mat.
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Thank you for your attention to this mat.
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Wondering if I should try Valentine cards for the first time.
January 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Wondering if I should try Valentine cards for the first time.
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Thought I was going to lose my no hint streak with this one
Minute Cryptic - 7 January, 2026
"i’m eyePAtched!" (5,5)
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🏆 0 hints – 7 under the community par (80,833 solvers so far).
Minute Cryptic - 7 January, 2026
"i’m eyePAtched!" (5,5)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 7 under the community par (80,833 solvers so far).
Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
www.minutecryptic.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Thought I was going to lose my no hint streak with this one
Minute Cryptic - 7 January, 2026
"i’m eyePAtched!" (5,5)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 7 under the community par (80,833 solvers so far).
Minute Cryptic - 7 January, 2026
"i’m eyePAtched!" (5,5)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 7 under the community par (80,833 solvers so far).
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Having a wee pruning of some of my prints list so think of this as a last chance to see. £5 off before I shoot them in the head. (put them in a drawer until someone asks if I have any left) marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Having a wee pruning of some of my prints list so think of this as a last chance to see. £5 off before I shoot them in the head. (put them in a drawer until someone asks if I have any left) marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
Police arson investigator: OK, but do you have any idea who may have done it, Mr Joel?
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Police arson investigator: OK, but do you have any idea who may have done it, Mr Joel?
I stand on the shoulders of giants, and as a consequence look like a small chip.
January 7, 2026 at 10:04 AM
I stand on the shoulders of giants, and as a consequence look like a small chip.
January 7, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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Trying to sell prints at the moment feels a bit like trying to sell "I'm with this idiot" t-shirts during a zombie apocalypse...in winter but I have to eat. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Trying to sell prints at the moment feels a bit like trying to sell "I'm with this idiot" t-shirts during a zombie apocalypse...in winter but I have to eat. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
Bishop checks king.
The only person who can stop Donald Trump now is Pope Leo
The only person who can stop Donald Trump now is Pope Leo
The only person who can stop Donald Trump now is Pope Leo
www.independent.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Bishop checks king.
You can’t even put a metal saucepan in the microwave these days because of woke and the handle doesn’t fit.
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
You can’t even put a metal saucepan in the microwave these days because of woke and the handle doesn’t fit.
Or… just make the game get a bit easier if the player gets stuck?
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Or… just make the game get a bit easier if the player gets stuck?
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Can someone remind me what’s the UK Government’s account on 4chan?
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Can someone remind me what’s the UK Government’s account on 4chan?
Amazon Music: Only shuffles music related to the tracks I want to listen to, hoping I’ll subscribe to Unlimited.
Me:
Me:
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Amazon Music: Only shuffles music related to the tracks I want to listen to, hoping I’ll subscribe to Unlimited.
Me:
Me:
January 6, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Another thing about Bluesky, you rarely get people saying “Yeah, that’s the joke stupid” when you didn’t realise they were making the same joke you just replied with.
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Another thing about Bluesky, you rarely get people saying “Yeah, that’s the joke stupid” when you didn’t realise they were making the same joke you just replied with.
“No, calling the band Facebool was not a cynical attempt to catch people mistyping a URL.”
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 AM
“No, calling the band Facebool was not a cynical attempt to catch people mistyping a URL.”
Sure, civilisation is falling to pieces, but then…
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Sure, civilisation is falling to pieces, but then…
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 AM
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
This is funny, and possibly important. But if Putin can’t even take half of Ukraine, how is he going to get through Poland and the Baltics? Let alone Germany, France and UK. Some crayon filled naïveté at play
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Are we sure that's not "Starmer backs away from..."
Starmer backs Danish PM after she demands US stop threats to take over Greenland
Starmer backs Danish PM after she demands US stop threats to take over Greenland
British prime minister says Donald Trump should stop raising idea of US annexation he claims necessary for security
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UK politics live – latest updates
Keir Starmer has publicly backed the Danish prime minister over Donald Trump after she demanded that the US stop its threats to forcibly take over Greenland.
Speaking after Mike Tapp, the migration minister, repeatedly dodged questions about threats by Trump and his allies to seize Greenland, Starmer told broadcasters that he supported Mette Frederiksen after she criticised US rhetoric. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Are we sure that's not "Starmer backs away from..."
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First sale of the year! I have no idea why you bought this one but you're good and kind people and I love you very much, if you're reading this. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 PM
First sale of the year! I have no idea why you bought this one but you're good and kind people and I love you very much, if you're reading this. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
My New Year's Resolution is to close at least one browser tab a day until I'm down to a reasonable number, probably sometime in September.
January 5, 2026 at 9:15 AM
My New Year's Resolution is to close at least one browser tab a day until I'm down to a reasonable number, probably sometime in September.