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Champie
@champierth.bsky.social
Videogame developer and occasional bass player.

Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"

Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
More people have accidents driving when awake than when asleep, so…
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’d go out for a bite, cos I haven’t got a ‘wich to share.
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Just think of it as something to make next year’s tree feel special.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The Queen is Bread
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Given your username, I hope you have a good supply of cow pics, it sounds like you need them.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Pretty Girls Make Gravies

#HomemadeFoodInASongOrMovie
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
🏆🙇
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Rachel Reeves to announce a tax on classifying people who stuff animals whilst steering planes on the ground… I’ll get me coat.
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Rachel Reeves to announce a tax on not paying tax.
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"I haven't got my diary on me, can I make the next appointment when I get home?"
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Or how about a “round down your bill” if they’re that worried about it being an odd amount.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I would rather be wrong than count AI slop tunes.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fair enough, I should have checked it first.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Would you settle for EDM county?
Country Music Crossover Modern - Techno Country EDM | Ultimate Playlist 2025
YouTube video by Yue78 Country Music
m.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
That's the Chinese translated one.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM